This actually reminds me of a legendary story from (pre-Super League days of) English Rugby League.
Wigan had just won a cup final (Challenge Cup maybe?) and then UK-Prime Minister John Major came into their dressing room after the game to congratulate them. Back-rower Billy McGinty was apparently naked as they found out he was coming in. Rather than getting dressed, he simply picked up some circular padded ring (from a massage table) and simply hung it over "little Billy". He met John Major, spoke to him, shook hands with him etc all the time with only a small padded foam ring hanging off his penis.
The legend of Billy McGinty's "Pineapple ring" is still mentioned in Rugby League circles today, over 20 years later.