What do you do if you get hit on the balls

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Wahesh

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I remember when I was a kid I had a bruise on my nuts. I can't remember how TF it got there. I remember the bruise but don't remember any pain lol.
 

Realist90

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cos the nuts are trying to go back into your body and the path of least resistance is through the guts. lol

@Realist90 I always wondered why "balls" are associated with bravery and strength when balls are the most sensitive and weakest part of the body in comparison to a vagina which cops a hammering day in day out and keeps getting bigger the more it gets hammered, lol
Why did I only see this now.
Yes it’s quite true. And I knew from a young age I was a brave brave brave man. I used to play cricket and let me tell you. I was either dumb or brave and dumb as I’d play much better without the hector protector along with no helmet. I also ironically fielded in the position called called “silly mid” with no helmet.
 

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I remember when I was playing soccer I caught a shot in the nuts from the ball from about 2m away from the striker cracking it at goal. Dropped me like a bag of shit. It actually made me physically ill on the field.
 

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I remember once I was in a game of football and I legit almost thought I was dead. The ball game at me at what felt like a 1000 miles per hour and hit me right in the sack. I full on fell and looked like an intoxicated ant!
 
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