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I learned that my theory of police granting leniency for minor traffic offences when they notice you are an organ donor is wrong
 

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i learnt that The Mong's mail order bride left him soon after they got married
 

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i learnt that The Mong's mail order bride left him soon after they got married
You know, for someone who can only sees his penis in a magnifying mirror after lifting his billy flap, and the closest thing he came to intimate relation includes Mrs Palmer and her 2 sisters, (because, lets face it, you would'nt have enough to reach the other three)you sure talk a lot of sh1t.
 

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You know, for someone who can only sees his penis in a magnifying mirror after lifting his billy flap, and the closest thing he came to intimate relation includes Mrs Palmer and her 2 sisters, (because, lets face it, you would'nt have enough to reach the other three)you sure talk a lot of sh1t.
ha you say i have a small penis but you know people who buy expensive watches buy them to compensate for lacking in other areas

something you aint telling us
 

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ha you say i have a small penis but you know people who buy expensive watches buy them to compensate for lacking in other areas

something you aint telling us
No nothing apart from the fact that you are a fat flop...
 

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The funny thing is Crusader, The Greatest does not hold a grudge and would not hold all this against you in time. Much more than what I can say for people like you and me.
 

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The funny thing is Crusader, The Greatest does not hold a grudge and would not hold all this against you in time. Much more than what I can say for people like you and me.
deeper, you can swallow it all son
 

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So I play hockey and about a month ago, I was hit by the ball on the thigh and when I went home that night, it was swollen with a bruise. I decided to put a bag of ice over it, but then it slipped off as I was MISC-ing and then it hit my nut-sack and boy, did it feel good.

So I started experimenting, spending the next week putting one ice cube each at my two testicles. Not the penis of course. The feeling was great as the ice cubes slowly melted, leaving my shorts wet. But the feeling I felt in each testicle was simply marvelous.

I have noticed that during the week when I did this, when I cummed, I had more load. I took the next week off this treatment, and my loads went back to the same. Repeat for two weeks and results were the same.

Now we learnt in Biology that the scrotum exists to keep the testes at a lower temperature for better functioning. So perhaps by applying ice treatment to our balls, we could actually increase sperm count and test levels?
 

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So I play hockey and about a month ago, I was hit by the ball on the thigh and when I went home that night, it was swollen with a bruise. I decided to put a bag of ice over it, but then it slipped off as I was MISC-ing and then it hit my nut-sack and boy, did it feel good.

So I started experimenting, spending the next week putting one ice cube each at my two testicles. Not the penis of course. The feeling was great as the ice cubes slowly melted, leaving my shorts wet. But the feeling I felt in each testicle was simply marvelous.

I have noticed that during the week when I did this, when I cummed, I had more load. I took the next week off this treatment, and my loads went back to the same. Repeat for two weeks and results were the same.

Now we learnt in Biology that the scrotum exists to keep the testes at a lower temperature for better functioning. So perhaps by applying ice treatment to our balls, we could actually increase sperm count and test levels?
And then they invented Viagra
 

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So I play hockey and about a month ago, I was hit by the ball on the thigh and when I went home that night, it was swollen with a bruise. I decided to put a bag of ice over it, but then it slipped off as I was MISC-ing and then it hit my nut-sack and boy, did it feel good.

So I started experimenting, spending the next week putting one ice cube each at my two testicles. Not the penis of course. The feeling was great as the ice cubes slowly melted, leaving my shorts wet. But the feeling I felt in each testicle was simply marvelous.

I have noticed that during the week when I did this, when I cummed, I had more load. I took the next week off this treatment, and my loads went back to the same. Repeat for two weeks and results were the same.

Now we learnt in Biology that the scrotum exists to keep the testes at a lower temperature for better functioning. So perhaps by applying ice treatment to our balls, we could actually increase sperm count and test levels?
you would play hockey you faggot
 

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So many people here have a million active alt-accounts, i don't know who's who.
 

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you would play hockey you faggot
The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.
 

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The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.
gunna call talkin sport again Huzlyfe
 

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gunna call talkin sport again Huzlyfe
I think you might have something wrong with your brain. Why are you trying to be all cyberbully on me. Do you really think anyone cares about you. You talk to people like they are trash. Why would you want to come off like that. Does it make you feel tough? Are you trying to make up for having a small smelly ****? You need to see a shrink. Have fun going through life wondering why people don't like you. I'll give you a hint though, you try to make others feel like ****. But you have failed on me. I know what you are. See, the thing is, I'm a nice guy. You on the other hand can't control your stupidity. You really don't even realize that you are a jerk ,do you? When your older maybe you can look back on times like this and see that you where unnecessarily rude to people you don't know. Right now you think you are being clever and it is just a fun time. Keep treating people like you do and see where you end up. You can not compete with my intellect so I warn you to give up before you embarrass yourself further..
 

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I think you might have something wrong with your brain. Why are you trying to be all cyberbully on me. Do you really think anyone cares about you. You talk to people like they are trash. Why would you want to come off like that. Does it make you feel tough? Are you trying to make up for having a small smelly ****? You need to see a shrink. Have fun going through life wondering why people don't like you. I'll give you a hint though, you try to make others feel like ****. But you have failed on me. I know what you are. See, the thing is, I'm a nice guy. You on the other hand can't control your stupidity. You really don't even realize that you are a jerk ,do you? When your older maybe you can look back on times like this and see that you where unnecessarily rude to people you don't know. Right now you think you are being clever and it is just a fun time. Keep treating people like you do and see where you end up. You can not compete with my intellect so I warn you to give up before you embarrass yourself further..
its because you are trash you are nothing but a snitch
 
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