What’s your Band name - 2000’s era thread alert..

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So I posted something somewhere bla bla anyway I always fantasise about what my band name would be and annoy the shit out of the missus if I see a good gathering of words to the point of where she says - Would thst be your band name darling..

Anyway such a harmless early 2000’s style Internet forum type topic which is fucking nice for once so what would your band name be say you were touring the world doing concerts, chicks and coke..

Mine would definitely be a Death Metal band called - Piss Flap Drop Count - sounds hectic mainly but technically named after the amount of times you can make the piss flap in a portaloo drop whilst pissing into it at a festival portaloo after having 5 Smirnoff blacks - You probably all know the sound it makes - First Album would be - Axe Wound

Have some fun what’s your band name called?
 
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When I was a teenager we formed a band and had to come up with a name. So we just flicked through books until we found a name we liked and ended up settling on Aviatrix. Of course being stone teenagers, we had no idea that it just meant "a female pilot". So wasn't the greatest name.

Later one of my mates came up with a name that I would probably use if I formed a band now...

Wasabi Frogs of Death
 

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Lol piss flap drop can't supported by cavemans nuts, book it in bro!
We can do groupies and coke backstage for our three month tour it will be soul destroying amazing fun. I probably won’t turn up for half my shows though because written off so you might have to step up and fill in..
 

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