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We're fat, we're slow, we're unco

Discussion in 'Bulldogs Discussion' started by Wolfmother, Aug 11, 2018.

  1. Wolfmother

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    No crisp passes, Slow and uncoordinated ..
    What the heck do they do at training?

    Eastwood looks like the fat kid on every junior league team who's mum makes him play to get him off the PlayStation

    The Morris twins are fat , slow and lack enthusiasm.

    I'm so disappointed with pays inability to create a synchronised team.
     
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  2. KiwiDog7

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    We are the slowest team in the comp
     
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  3. howard_moon

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    We definitely look unfit compared to other teams. Need a huge off season
     
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  4. KiwiDog7

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    Bring back that fitness guru Billy Johnstone
     
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  5. Hacky McAxe

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    The Morris twins are getting old but they're not fat or slow and they're definitely not lacking enthusiasm.
     
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  6. Dogsville

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    Why did Pay drop Chris Smith for Feastwood? Surely for the last few games give the rookies more game time. Will help for next season.
     
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    Any team would look unfit if they had to make over 400 tackles in game
     
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    That is the million dollar question. I thought Smith played well last week.
     
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    Same reason he picks JMK every week
     
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    Momentum is the most important thing in a game of footy.. against the Broncos we had it all till the last 10 or so.. tonight we had it in the first half and our inept halves couldn't take advantage of it.. manly grabbed it with both hands and never looked back... We don't have the type of player that can win back momentum, especially not the halves
     
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    Lol unco
     
  12. Wolfmother

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    Nahhh they're fat, they've got more chins than the Chinese phone book
     
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    Def..
     
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    Had to be make it catchy
     
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    Look at their bodies at half time, they're fat
     
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    From RECORD sales, to sold out concerts
     
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    They could be fitter but a kicking game is vital we didn’t look so unfit last week when Lewis gave us one. JMK putting up lolly pops didn’t turn Manly around once let alone force a repeat set.
     
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    I'm not really sure, but I wouldn't put it past our "master tactician" to drop Smith for feastwood. I know he's only in his first year and inherited an average squad that have shown plenty of fight in a shit season, but the guy doesn't seem to know what he's doing, especially with bench rotations and team selection, aside from Lewis and Martin. Hopefully he learns from this year and puts proper systems into place next year, but I'm not liking the odds
     
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    If we keep picking JMK in the halves it just shows that there is a defensive mindset but that's not the area we struggle in
     
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    We were playing tonight without a NRL standard half and five eighth. The fact we were even in the in the game is amazing, we looked unfit in the second half because when possession turned Manly had a half back to control the game. If we have any halfback from any other team I reckon we push for the eight. We put all our cookies on Foran and his broken down body
     
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