Valentine's Day Plans

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What are you doing?

I'm going away for a few days and having sex at my wife. I think we're doing a lunch thing.
 

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What are you doing?

I'm going away for a few days and having sex at my wife. I think we're doing a lunch thing.
Sounds more like masturbation, or a 3rd party is involved

We are Poor, so, maybe go out for lunch if we can palm the kids off
 

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What are you doing?

I'm going away for a few days and having sex at my wife. I think we're doing a lunch thing.
So, some "afternoon delight", then?

My wife is out of town which will likely mean my date will be a bottle of rum and some KFC. Score!
 

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Be the old romantic I am ill let her get on top
 

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Sounds more like masturbation, or a 3rd party is involved

We are Poor, so, maybe go out for lunch if we can palm the kids off
I pictured KE thrusting in her general direction while she ignores him from across the room.
 

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Whatever my husband has planned for me. That will most likely be the pub, get sh!tfaced, go home and watch him sleep. That's actually a standard Saturday night so in other words probably nothing.
 

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I will be spending the whole day at Meatstock (without the Mrs) then will be taking the Mrs out to dinner at Jamie Oliver Italian (even though Jamie Oliver is turning into an anti-scientific nutjob), then home for snuggle time.
 

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Whatever my husband has planned for me. That will most likely be the pub, get sh!tfaced, go home and watch him sleep. That's actually a standard Saturday night so in other words probably nothing.
Your husband and I must have attended the same school of love and romance.
 

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I will be spending the whole day at Meatstock (without the Mrs) then will be taking the Mrs out to dinner at Jamie Oliver Italian (even though Jamie Oliver is turning into an anti-scientific nutjob), then home for snuggle time.
Your husband and I must have attended the same school of love and romance.
Your plans sound romantic though that's a step ahead lol.
 

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Your plans sound romantic though that's a step ahead lol.
It's only taken a 10 years to get me to be romantic on valentine's day.

In my defence though, this is the first Valentine's Day that I haven't had to pull a double shift.
 

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And no.. that's not a euphemism.
 

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It's only taken a 10 years to get me to be romantic on valentine's day.

In my defence though, this is the first Valentine's Day that I haven't had to pull a double shift.
Work is different. He just isn't sensitive enough to be romantic. He has a weird way of expressing himself lol.
 

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I pictured KE thrusting in her general direction while she ignores him from across the room.
...and you are still well enough to post?
 

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I will be spending the whole day at Meatstock (without the Mrs) then will be taking the Mrs out to dinner at Jamie Oliver Italian (even though Jamie Oliver is turning into an anti-scientific nutjob), then home for snuggle time.
I suggested Meatstock as a VIABLE valentines day date
 

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I hope my mrs is romantic and put tulips on my organ
 

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im going to watch KE attempt to have sex.

but he doesn't know yet
 

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Get blind drunk, snort some lines and simulate a sex act on a dog!

Oh wait.. that's been done already hasn't it?
 

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Stare at Wolfy's pic..





Lol!! Sorry couldn't help it..sorry Wolfy only joking..





Well sort of joking..




No no I am..ha ha ha!
 
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