It’s a pity they still don’t use the old wog train station announcers.
Da trend on plataform 1 goes to ......
Last time I caught a train it was "DING DING DING" The train on platform blah goes to .. somewhere, next stop somewhere... stand clear doors closing.
A more apt description around some areas the train passed through though would have been "DING DING DING The train on platform blah goes to ... somewhere (stop there and your fucked), somewhere (dont even think of getting out there), and somewhere (Might be okay there as long as its not dark)... stand clear of the guy pissing in the corner of the carriage, and the wierdo eyeballing everyone breathing heavily, doors closing unless you get off and uber it NOW.