Up yours, Michel's Patisserie

[Wahesh]

So... I received this email today...

I answered the first question which is how often I purchase a coffee from Michel's. Being honest, I said "very few" which is NOT the lowest answer. The lowest answer was never. Then I am met with this screen...

So... as I may have mentioned... Up your's, Michel's Patisserie!

And I know the burning question all of you have... "Wahesh, is your name really Ajinesh?"

The answer to that question is NO. The only thing I can think of is that either @Nasheed or @Indiandog hacked into Michel's database and changed my actual name to reflect that.

 

[The DoggFather]

Their coffee is fkn rubbish anyways bro

 

[Memberberries]

Their coffee is fkn rubbish anyways bro

It be safer to drink from a toilet used by homeless junkys wouldn't it?

 

[south of heaven]

Their coffee is fkn rubbish anyways bro

Taste like burnt arse and aids ,the only worse coffee made was that gastric water they call international roast

 

[Wahesh]

Their coffee is fkn rubbish anyways bro

I know bro, but it's free

 

[Wahesh]

Taste like burnt arse and aids ,the only worse coffee made was that gastric water they call international roast

Hard to argue with that!

 

[Wahesh]

Up yours Michel's... I just opened the email from a different computer with a different IP address and clicked on the link and started it again, not giving a rats arse and just clicking on the first answer of every question...

 

[Baseball Furies]

One of my very good mates is a former franchisee of theirs, they absolutely burned him at the stake, lost his house and reputation along with it.

They are absolute pieces of garbage, I hope everyone gives their shitty brand a very wide birth.

 

[Mr 95%]

One of my very good mates is a former franchisee of theirs, they absolutely burned him at the stake, lost his house and reputation along with it.

They are absolute pieces of garbage, I hope everyone gives their shitty brand a very wide birth.

That’s it..they ain’t getting my money..

 

[Alan79]

So... I received this email today...

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I answered the first question which is how often I purchase a coffee from Michel's. Being honest, I said "very few" which is NOT the lowest answer. The lowest answer was never. Then I am met with this screen...

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So... as I may have mentioned... Up your's, Michel's Patisserie!

And I know the burning question all of you have... "Wahesh, is your name really Ajinesh?"

The answer to that question is NO. The only thing I can think of is that either @Nasheed or @Indiandog hacked into Michel's database and changed my actual name to reflect that.

Up yours Michel's... I just opened the email from a different computer with a different IP address and clicked on the link and started it again, not giving a rats arse and just clicking on the first answer of every question...

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This is known as fudging the results of a survey by exclusion. By excluding people that don't drink there often they've blocked a hell of a lot of people that think their coffee is garbage.

 

[Wahesh]

Their coffee is shit. But I think what I'll do is turn up there with a big smile on my face, give them a printout of the crappy free coffee email, then hand it to the guy next to me and say "Here, it's on me, I don't drink this shit!"

 

[Mr 95%]

Taste like burnt arse and aids ,the only worse coffee made was that gastric water they call international roast

Southy you gotta get a review in a magazine or something..you have such a way with words..descriptive..exact..Brilliant!

 

[Bad Billy]

So these ***** only want to hear from people who love them and eat there all the time ?
Some survey.

 

[K E]

Wahesh, don't be a Todd Greenberg and just buy a coffee.

 

[south of heaven]

Wahesh, don't be a Todd Greenberg and just buy a coffee.

Horses shoe

 

[Bad Billy]

Wahesh, don't be a Todd Greenberg and just buy a coffee.

#talkmichelsup ?

 

[Wahesh]

Wahesh, don't be a Todd Greenberg and just buy a coffee.

It's not about buying a coffee, it's about making a stand and saying I don't want your coffee even if it's free.

 

[MatstaDogg]

Taste like burnt arse and aids ,the only worse coffee made was that gastric water they call international roast

I've never had a coffee from there but two things why it may taste like shit.
1. The coffee beans they use.
2. Dumb ***** not knowing how to make a coffee and burn the shit out of the milk while steaming/frothing it.

 

[The DoggFather]

I've never had a coffee from there but two things why it may taste like shit.
1. The coffee beans they use.
2. Dumb ***** not knowing how to make a coffee and burn the shit out of the milk while steaming/frothing it.

Both

 

[MatstaDogg]

Both

No wonder it's shit