Unwitnessed Foreign Encounters

[Horse]

So my (virgin 20yr old) mate just returned from a 3month exchange trip to Europe recently and had a story or 2 to tell.

Now this dude is a filthy ranga with no 'lady skills', and he is someone whom I have never seen land (or even hook up) with a girl in the 5 or so years that I've known him.

But FMD this **** came back from Europe with some of the most exotic sex stories known man under his belt. He was ****ing girls on every dance floor, getting suckjobs from attractive bartenders inside the clubs, bending *****es over public tables, orgys...you name it, he'd done it.

Now I don't quite have the conscience to knock him back down to earth and tell him he's a lying sad case, but rather maybe question whether the women are a tad easier abroad, as I've heard similar (not quite to this particular extent) stories of success from others before.

So could there possibly be any, even the slightest amount of truth to this blokes stories? Is the average girl over there easier?
And does anyone else know of people who come back from trips overseas detailing their life as temporarily being Europe's most irresistable human being? Imo its amusing to think that they expect people to buy into it.

 

[Pom_81]

Your mate is a liar. Deadset liar.

 

[The-Game]

If he'd said he had hooked up with a chick, yeah you'd prob believe him, but any guy who claims he was r00ting like a rabbit and getting bj's and orgys and all that, Is full of sh*t. It's a guys nature to brag about non events

 

[Abdul..]

Pics or it didn't happen. Not of the act, just him and girl together and looking friendly. 1st step to credibility.

 

[dogie]

saddo

but on the other hand girls might not find him as unattractive as you do

 

[Doga]

Yep. Foreign Models **** ugly aussie rangas because they don't know what good looking guys look like from where they come from

 

[dogie]

surely he did not go alone

ask the mate he went with what really happened

 

[Alan79]

In my travels i've found that girls who are abroad are more open for casual sex. Something about the adventure of travel i guess akes them lower their inhibitions. But to me it sounds like your friend is trying to talk himself up big time. As much as his accent might have worked in his favor it sounds like he may be either exaggerating a lot about maybe one or two experiences.

 

[Mr Invisible]

Unless he has pictures, take it with a grain of salt.

Heck maybe it did happen, but all with really big women, and yet he's spinning his tale like they were Miss Universe contestants.

 

[Horse]

Yeah I have no doubt he's bull****ting.

Just curious as to whether there is any truth to the ladies being a bit more 'open' abroad.

 

[steve1700]

Stuff like that does happen. He could of gone to a swingers club

 

[Tha DoggFather]

I think he was just describing the porn he saw in his hotel room tbh..........

 

[the Coyote]

Had a ****** at our golf club years ago, reckons he was working as a tourist bus
driver doing contiki tours...tried to tell everyone he was nailing half of the chicks
in every group tour that he did....... he was also a very unattractive short man .....

I think these sad people actually believe their own bull**** after a telling their
fantasy lies for a while.... yep.... they watch to much porn =P ....

 

[Pom_81]

The guy pushed his luck too far.

Claiming to have got lucky a few times in hostels with other travels - plausible.

Sex on the dancefloor (several times) - absolute nonsense.

Sucks off the barmaid - Hahahah. On a most basic level, if this were true the bars would make no money. Hiring staff who are too busy doing other things to, you know, sell drinks?!

I can honestly say, having been in bars and clubs in about a dozen European countries, that I've only ever once seen two people having sex publicly in a bar. That was in Glasgow. They were thrown out by bouncers within a couple of minutes.

 

[Pom_81]

Had a ****** at our golf club years ago, reckons he was working as a tourist bus
driver doing contiki tours...tried to tell everyone he was nailing half of the chicks
in every group tour that he did....... he was also a very unattractive short man .....

I think these sad people actually believe their own bull**** after a telling their
fantasy lies for a while.... yep.... they watch to much porn =P ....

I don't believe the Contiki guys either, but there's a big difference between claiming to cop off with a bunch of high-spirits holidaymakers letting their hair down (unlikely, but just about possible) and claiming that wherever you go, all the locals are happy to publicly shame themselves in their own hometown or workplace because you're just that irresistible.

 

[MattyB]

they do love the aussie accent, could be true but i doubt it

 

[Captain Kickass]

I can't speak for girls overseas ... but I can speak for girls who holiday here :thumb:

God bless the Olympics ... :becky: