Unvaccinated hot chick, yay or nay?

Would you bang a really hot chick if she was unvaccinated?

  • Yes

    Votes: 22 66.7%
  • No

    Votes: 6 18.2%
  • Im Gay

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Im Married

    Votes: 2 6.1%
  • Im a Woman

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Im Transgender

    Votes: 3 9.1%

  • Total voters
    33

south of heaven

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in a post-Covid world, can a guy now get away with insisting that spitting is inherently dangerous?

I'm sorry...
I txt this to the mrs once and farted in her face ,she didn't talk to me for the rest of the day , I was just trying to make her healthy
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Maybe it’s a silent hiss, maybe it’s a voluminous blare. But you recognize the announcement of its arrival no matter what form it takes.

Gas. Flatulence. A toot. A fart.

But ignore your immediate instinct to leap out of bed and take shelter in the next room until the smell subsides.

Recent research in animals suggests that hydrogen sulfide — one of the major components of smelly gas, the one that gives it that “rotten egg” smell — might provide some health benefits in humans, from preventing heart disease to kidney failure.
 

Grunthos

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No matter how much you desperately want to,
no matter how much they desperately beg you,
NEVER, EVER, stick your dick into crazy or stupid!
 

alchemist

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in truth, I think men should be marketing themselves as mobile, after hours Covid-19 testing devices... think about it

* Covid-19 positive women have fever? well, you know where your temperature is best tested... let's see if you're too hot

* sore throat? let's check... take off your mask, open wide and say "ahhh!"

* shortness of breath? you shouldn't wear a mask with a mouthful anyway

* runny nose? sweetie, that ain't snot... and you're welcome

* loss of smell and taste? luckily, we have a two in one test for you... and you also get to prove you love us
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meant in jest, nothing more
 

alchemist

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The dribble from the kennel your motivation lol
I was alluding to anal sex and rimming and yet claiming the same sort of standing as Michaelangelo, Picasso, and T. S. Elliot

where else bar The Kennel?
 

coach

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I was alluding to anal sex and rimming and yet claiming the same sort of standing as Michaelangelo, Picasso, and T. S. Elliot

where else bar The Kennel?
Hahahah shiiiiiit
 

El Padrino

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What if my double vaxd sperm enters all the orifices of the said hot chick... does that make her vaxd and a hoe?
 

bradtalo

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Yes I've been having sex with unvaccinated hot chicks all my life. Why stop now ?
 
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