Turn ons and turn offs of the opposite sex?

[Wahesh]

Ladies...

Turn ons:

- Long hair, natural colour (although I do admit that short hair done well suits some, and colour done well can be hot)
- Long nails, french tips (real nails)
- Natural eyes
- Natural skin
- Soft voice
- Dresses decently
- Curvey, voluptuous figure. Skinny girls are fine too however they have to be short. Keep the body in proportion
- No boobs AND no butt. It's ok to be missing one, but having none of either is so unfeminine
- Smooth, sexy legs, muscular OR smooth thighs

Turns offs:

- Smokes
- Drinks beer from a can or bottle (stick to cocktails please)
- Tattoos all over
- Sounds like a bogan or has a husky voice
- Too many different colours in there hair
- Fake tan or solarium (it looks ridiculous and you are stupid if you still don't realise how dangerous it it)
- Dresses for attention
- Botox, lip fillers, implants
- Women who embrace cellulite as healthy
- Can't live without their phone or Instagram, and would get on their knees and beg for likes
- Too many piercings
- Swears too much
- Piercings in inappropriate areas such as nipples and genitalia

 

[CrittaMagic69]

Turn on:
Let's me have sex with them.

Turn off:
Doesn't let me have sex with them.

 

[Dogna88]

Turn on:
Let's me have sex with them.

Turn off:
Doesn't let me have sex with them.

 

[BELMORE]

@Cappuccino Pay

 

[Cappuccino]

@Cappuccino Pay

Muscular thighs

 

[south of heaven]

Turn on:
Let's me have sex with them.

Turn off:
Doesn't let me have sex with them.

Does that includes atm?

 

[Mr Beast]

Turn ons
Nice pedicured feet

Turn offs
Chat bunion feet

 

[boysunleashme]

Curly hair turns me on big time
Any Botox is a massive turn off

 

[CrittaMagic69]

Turn ons
Nice pedicured feet

Turn offs
Chat bunion feet

Feet are fucking ugly fullstop.

 

[Bulldogsteve]

turns on-
shaved or waxed

turn off-
natural

 

[Wahesh]

Turn on:
Let's me have sex with them.

Turn off:
Doesn't let me have sex with them.

I sure hope that doesn't mean that if a fugly overweight dyke would let you have sex with them then that turns you on?

 

[Wahesh]

OP updated

 

[Cappuccino]

Whats the point of this thread?

 

[Wahesh]

Whats the point of this thread?

My apologies, only people with an IQ above 10 would know what it means.

 

[cntrbry bnkstwn]

biggest turn off by far is when you've had a long stretch of no free time and all you want to do is chill, but she's arranged a trip to see her parents for the break.

biggest turn on is when she's arranged that trip but you don't have to go

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Turn ons = Vagina


That is all.

 

[Wahesh]

Turn ons = Vagina


That is all.

Gee's you set the bar pretty low. What is she's an oompa loompa?

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Gee's you set the bar pretty low. What is she's an oompa loompa?

If she's an oompa loompa then it's even better if my bar is down low.... If you know what I mean.

 

[Cappuccino]

My apologies, only people with an IQ above 10 would know what it means.

Well i only ask because you come across as a bit of a simp with the ladies.

 

[south of heaven]

Turn ons = Vagina


That is all.

Vaginas for poofs ass is the new vagina,