Turn ons and turn offs of the opposite sex?

[Cappuccino]

Vaginas for poofs ass is the new vagina,

So true

 

[Motorhead]

Vaginas for poofs ass is the new vagina,

That's the Parra club song.

 

[Motorhead]

Turn offs: if she's got a schlong. Hairy feet, hairy bunghole, 3rd nipple, has a voicebox. That is all.
Turn ons: smooth toned legs, smallish bum (none of this Nicki Minaj- camels arse implant stuff), not much makeup, satin lingerie, glass-cutting nipples...I'm gettin' a chubbie!

 

[SPEARTAKVIDREFS]

Vaginas for poofs ass is the new vagina,

What if its a ladyboy

 

[The DoggFather]

Vaginas for poofs ass is the new vagina,

Ass is the old vagina for Greeks lol

 

[Bob dog]

Pierced nipples, genitals and tattoos all the rest of it, nothing wrong with a naughty girl as long as she is well behaved and reasonably feminine.

 

[Memberberries]

A ladies biggest turn off is an empty wallet!

 

[Kempsey Dog]

Turn ons = Vagina


That is all.

Pronounced like Bruno. Va Gee Na

 

[MatstaDogg]

A ladies biggest turn off is an empty wallet!

A guys biggest turn on is a Sausage Wallet

 

[JayBee]

Girls with a Bankstown accent.

FMD - i'd rather deep throat a cactus

 

[The DoggFather]

Girls with a Bankstown accent.

FMD - i'd rather deep throat a cactus

 

[Wahesh]

Fucking YES @Bob dog - OMG girls who have their nipples or genitalia pierced need an uppercut to end all uppercuts... that has to be the most feral thing they can do to their bodies.

 

[Alan79]

Only prerequisite right now is a pulse and reasonable appearance. This isolation shit has lowered my standards significantly. I'll draw the line at corpses no matter how pretty that corpse might look.

 

[Dogsville]

turn on :
Hot flirty mother

turn off:
objects to hot flirty mother

 

[Memberberries]

Its always great if shes bisexual, South American and has her own place.

 

[Wahesh]

OP updated. DON'T SWEAR LADIES. It's not feminine, such a turn-off.

 

[The_Chimpster]

OP updated. DON'T SWEAR LADIES. It's not feminine, such a turn-off.

Unless it's in the sack, then anything's fair game

 

[MatstaDogg]

Unless it's in the sack, then anything's fair game

I dated a girl who was all sweet and innocent, butter wouldn't melt in her mouth type. Never swore, kick her toe and say oh heck.

Get her in the bedroom and suddenly she would turn into a tourettes sufferer whose mouth would make a pirate blush.

I won't lie, a chick talking dirty in bed is a huge turn on. She can really motivate you to find that extra gear and hit that Nos button while pounding the streets of pussytown.

 

[Wolfmother]

Ladies...

Turn ons:

- Long hair, natural colour (although I do admit that short hair done well suits some, and colour done well can be hot)
- Long nails, french tips (real nails)
- Natural eyes
- Natural skin
- Soft voice
- Dresses decently
- Curvey, voluptuous figure. Skinny girls are fine too however they have to be short. Keep the body in proportion
- No boobs AND no butt. It's ok to be missing one, but having none of either is so unfeminine
- Smooth, sexy legs, muscular OR smooth thighs

Turns offs:

- Smokes
- Drinks beer from a can or bottle (stick to cocktails please)
- Tattoos all over
- Sounds like a bogan or has a husky voice
- Too many different colours in there hair
- Fake tan or solarium (it looks ridiculous and you are stupid if you still don't realise how dangerous it it)
- Dresses for attention
- Botox, lip fillers, implants
- Women who embrace cellulite as healthy
- Can't live without their phone or Instagram, and would get on their knees and beg for likes
- Too many piercings
- Swears too much
- Piercings in inappropriate areas such as nipples and genitalia

Young girls try to look like and sound like the type of guy they like... It's weird but true

 

[Memberberries]

Young girls try to look like and sound like the type of guy they like... It's weird but true

Same as foreign women.
My girlfriend always parrots the stuff I say and even trys to use my slang.

Sometimes I feel like shes using me to adapt to the Australian way so she can become more Aussie?