I saw this thread and went - why not - bit bored. I then started and thought I have no fckng idea what this is all about. So I did what anyone would do in this situation. Walked away. Sorry - should have said normal person - as my fan base knows - thats just not me.
So I inputed Bobs 10 months of comments into a range of message applications including:
- Cryptography (thought this might have been code)
- PoliticalBullshitopgraphy (smelt some Bob Hawke in their at different times)
- Subliminal (slowed Bobs words down to crawl to see what might have been hiding in there).
My deep search yielded nothing. As with most things in life, I checked, double checked and through a flash of inspiration, I had an idea. Further research showed I was heading down the right path. Ultimately, after removing all other conclusions, the last one was the conclusion I'm convinced as to what this is all about. Before I spoil it, I'd like to firstly say all those critical of Bob, you should hold your heads in shame. What Bob has been doing is absolutely critical for his future. And Bob, I just want to say I can see what your up to and you are very, very good and I think it will work out well for you. You will be successful.
Drum roll. May I present Bob dog. Sky News new political presenter. Congrats Bob.