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True.

And to be honest, you wouldn't want to actually eat the ones they put in the ads, if you have ever seen a video on how they do it...
I watched them do this shoot. Creative agency in Crows Nest does their stuff.
 

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You would for the first few weeks. Then you'd get sick of it and they'd stop selling. Waste would increase because no one would be buying the things.
Hacky, Hacky, Hacky.... You underestimate my love of anything pork. It's no wonder I'm not gay.
 

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There's a full exclusivity effect to it. Make an item available for a limited time and poeple are more willing to buy it. To add to that you only need to stock enough produce for the time so you minimise waste. Win/win.

One of the other similar effects is the cost exclusivity effect. Make an item expensive and it doesn't matter how shit it is, people will want it for status value. Mercedes have run their marketing off this principal for decades. BMW had the same thing but they shot themselves in the foot when they introduced a cheap Beamer. Suddenly it's not exclusive to rich people anymore and BMW's stock plummeted.
TBH, I don't see the prestige in BMW, Merc, Audi, whatever anymore. The 3 series, C class and A4 are just glorified Camrys (blue Boost just got wet). They're just a poor man's luxury car.

Same as the Ferrari California. Poor man's Ferrari.
 

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There is a place in the USA called heart attack burger I think..
Yeah, heart attack grill. Their fat fuck spokesman died from, wait for it, a heart attack.
 

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Yeah, heart attack grill. Their fat fuck spokesman died from, wait for it, a heart attack.
Just looked it up you can get a Double Bypass burger right up to a Octuple Bypass burger.
 

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Just looked it up you can get a Double Bypass burger right up to a Octuple Bypass burger.
I love my burgers but FMD...
 

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I love my burgers but FMD...
Do you have insta bro? If you do and you don’t already follow give Ferris Burgers Day Off a follow. That bloke eats a lot of burgers but his page is food porn.
 

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Do you have insta bro? If you do and you don’t already follow give Ferris Burgers Day Off a follow. That bloke eats a lot of burgers but his page is food porn.
No social media but that name is hilarious! Haha.

I do watch Randy Santel on YouTube, though.
 

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No social media but that name is hilarious! Haha.

I do watch Randy Santel on YouTube, though.
He just goes around reviewing burgers from Sydney wish I could work out how to post a Instagram screen shot of his page. Some are epic.
 

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