The "Why" thread

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Why are people checking to see what colour their shit is?

And telling us. lol
 

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Why Italy is shaped like a boot?, and, in my opinion, Sweden is shaped like an erect penis. the UK kinda looks like an axe. I'd be the first to admit that my mind sometimes strolls unwittingly into the gutter but doesn't this stadium look like a vagina? By the way this is Qatar’s new World Cup stadium.



And who ever built this church has a wicked and twisted sense of humor. Maybe the name of the city where it resides was the inspiration Dixon Illinois.

 

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Why are cats afraid of cucumbers?
Cats are afraid of everything, especially if it's something new in their environment that appeared behind them. Oddly enough though, most cats won't react like that. Most cats just turn around, look curiously, then walk away. The people who made that video must have recorded hundreds of cats to get the reactions they did from a few of them.
 

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Why can you hypnotize chickens with a chalk line ?
 

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Why are people checking to see what colour their shit is?

And telling us. lol
It tells us that if people have black poop, their bowels are racist because black poop means there’s something wrong. But if it’s brown it’s deemed ok. So science is racist. Profiling poop is a disgusting racial form of discrimination.
 

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Why do I keep torturing myself??? I know that our team sux this year but I keep watching and wishing for a miracle.
 

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why the NRL is so fucken rigged to its core.
 

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Law of averages at work.

Why is Holland on the bench?
Coaching tactics.

Why are cats afraid of cucumbers?
Psychological scarring.

Why does my Speedo go to 280 when the limit is 110?
Poor marketing.

Why am I the ladies man?
It's "Stockholm Syndrome" doing it's work ...

Why is poo brown?
Ultra-voilet light absorption / reflection.
 

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Why is there a WHY thread.
Curiosity.

Why are you bored at 1am lol
Insomnia.

Why do babies shit when they only drink milk?
(A) Waste products are a by-product of everything they consume
(B) Gut microbiota is sensitive.
(C) Bladders are small.

Remember Arnold's pizza and ribs?
Yes.
Didn't they have their pizza boxes in the shape of an octagon?
I'll check in with the wife who used to work for them and get back to ya ...

Why is petrol so damn expensive at the moment?
Capitalism.

Why the hell, I am still watching NRL?
Societal conditioning.
 

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Why are people checking to see what colour their shit is?

And telling us. lol
Monitoring bowels movements is a good habit for your long term health. One should be aware of sudden changes in colour if you wanna avoid ass cancer.

Why Italy is shaped like a boot?, and, in my opinion, Sweden is shaped like an erect penis. the UK kinda looks like an axe.
Plate tectonics and micro-movements over several millennia.

Why can you hypnotize chickens with a chalk line ?
Survival mode in animals comes in many shapes and forms ...

Why is thread?
Good question, but not as good as Where is Pea ?

Why do I keep torturing myself??? I know that our team sux this year but I keep watching and wishing for a miracle.
Conditioning - ... the pain of walking away is not greater than the pain of watching losses unfold.

Why can't the refs make the right calls for an entire 80 minute game?
Nobody is perfect. Even if they made 1000 micro-decisions in every second of an 80min game and got 99.9% right, there'd still be 1 error.

why the NRL is so fucken rigged to its core.
Toxic corporate cultures exist everywhere. NRL is a billion dollar business.
 

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I suppose we can now close the thread. All of life's great mysteries have been answered.
 
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