The Whole Russian Spy Thing

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Putin has transformed Russia from a dump to an actual power with influence across the globe. He’s a king who is capable of leading. The United States is a laughing stock being led by Trump with daily sex scandals and allegations.

 

[Wahesh]

Putin has transformed Russia from a dump to an actual power with influence across the globe. He’s a king who is capable of leading. The United States is a laughing stock being led by Trump with daily sex scandals and allegations.

Putin is a smart man. As is Seagal. That's why they have joined forces. Seagal was personally given his Russian citizenship by Putin.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

I keep forgetting how short Putin is

 

[Wahesh]

Yep... he's short @Hacky McAxe... not scared of anyone either.

 

[Mr Invisible]

Putin is a smart man. As is Seagal. That's why they have joined forces. Seagal was personally given his Russian citizenship by Putin.

Meeting with Putin suggests he may be Above The Law.

Seagal has his own problems at the moment though.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainme...ons-as-two-more-women-speak-out-against-actor

He is Under Siege by another 3 woman Out For Justice and claiming he should face Maximum Conviction for his alleged actions against them. Seagal claims he is A Good Man, others claim he is A Dangerous Man.

 

[DoggiesBoy]

Putin is a smart man. As is Seagal. That's why they have joined forces. Seagal was personally given his Russian citizenship by Putin.

Bloody hell, seagal looks like he has been training with our first grade squad

 

[Wahesh]

Bloody hell, seagal looks like he has been training with our first grade squad

At 66 years of age, I reckon he's healthier than all of them.

 

[Wahesh]

Meeting with Putin suggests he may be Above The Law.

Seagal has his own problems at the moment though.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainme...ons-as-two-more-women-speak-out-against-actor

He is Under Siege by another 3 woman Out For Justice and claiming he should face Maximum Conviction for his alleged actions against them. Seagal claims he is A Good Man, others claim he is A Dangerous Man.

Other people might not get this, but as a self-confessed Seagal nut, those false claims will put those women On Deadly Ground!

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Meeting with Putin suggests he may be Above The Law.

Seagal has his own problems at the moment though.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainme...ons-as-two-more-women-speak-out-against-actor

He is Under Siege by another 3 woman Out For Justice and claiming he should face Maximum Conviction for his alleged actions against them. Seagal claims he is A Good Man, others claim he is A Dangerous Man.

No surprise. Stories came out about him decades ago.

I remember one from Jenny McCarthy when she auditioned for Under Siege 2 back in 1998 and Seagal went all out on her. Basically pulled the casting couch stuff even telling her that even though there's no nudity in the scene, she still needs to take off all her clothes in the audition which was just a one on one audition with him and her. Funny part is that she was very vocal about it but no one cared at the time.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Other people might not get this, but as a self-confessed Seagal nut, those false claims will put those women On Deadly Ground!

If he ends up in prison then he's sure to become a Glimmerman and will definitely come out with some rear Exit Wounds. Know what I'm saying? The other inmates will give him a Fire Down Below.

Man he has made a lot of movies.

 

[Wahesh]

No surprise. Stories came out about him decades ago.

I remember one from Jenny McCarthy when she auditioned for Under Siege 2 back in 1998 and Seagal went all out on her. Basically pulled the casting couch stuff even telling her that even though there's no nudity in the scene, she still needs to take off all her clothes in the audition which was just a one on one audition with him and her. Funny part is that she was very vocal about it but no one cared at the time.

Interesting. She auditioned for a role for a movie in 1998 despite the fact that Under Seige 2 was released in 1995.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Interesting. She auditioned for a role for a movie in 1998 despite the fact that Under Seige 2 was released in 1995.

Sorry, poor wording on my behalf. I mean she auditioned with the role then she came out about it in 1998.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

I liked her response though. She said to him, "Buy my Playboy video. It's on sale for $19.95"

 

[Wahesh]

Sorry, poor wording on my behalf. I mean she auditioned with the role then she came out about it in 1998.

There was a 5 second scene in that movie where a lady steps out of the bathroom and says to one of the mercs "Sorry, I broke my bra" - and showed him her chest. Maybe that's the part she was auditioning for

Apart from that there was a young Katherine Heigl who played his niece, and Morris Chestnut, who played a train employee. Not sure what role she was going for... nothing springs to mind that suits a main woman of her age.

 

[Wahesh]

If he ends up in prison then he's sure to become a Glimmerman and will definitely come out with some rear Exit Wounds. Know what I'm saying? The other inmates will give him a Fire Down Below.

Man he has made a lot of movies.

If he gets convicted, it will most likely be an Executive Decision, as no jury would have the balls to convict The Patriot. If he does end up locked up though, many inmates with die after getting Pistol Whipped by the fire that comes out of the Belly of the Beast. His Attack Force will simply be too powerful.

 

[Mr Invisible]

I've now officially lost track of the number of Seagal puns in this thread... I had 6 I believe in my first post LOL...

Pretty sure my John Farnham post eons ago had more than that though as that was the past record holder. From memory that reply had like 10 JF references.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

If he gets convicted, it will most likely be an Executive Decision, as no jury would have the balls to convict The Patriot. If he does end up locked up though, many inmates with die after getting Pistol Whipped by the fire that comes out of the Belly of the Beast. His Attack Force will simply be too powerful.

Wayyyyy too many movies. He even beats Jean Claude Van Damme for the record of who can make the most actiony sounding movie titles.

Then again, JCVD has more porn sounding titles. Hard Target, Double Impact, Double Team, Pound of Flesh, The Hard Corps.

 

[Wahesh]

Wayyyyy too many movies. He even beats Jean Claude Van Damme for the record of who can make the most actiony sounding movie titles.

Then again, JCVD has more porn sounding titles. Hard Target, Double Impact, Double Team, Pound of Flesh, The Hard Corps.

In Hell, Sudden Death...

 

[Mr Invisible]

Then again, JCVD has more porn sounding titles. Hard Target, Double Impact, Double Team, Pound of Flesh, The Hard Corps.

I don't know about that.

SS has:
End of a Gun
Gunshot Straight
Sheep Impact
The Keeper
Against the Dark
Attack Force (kin)
Shadow Man
Into the Sun
The Foreigner
Out of Reach (around)
Clementine (with Clementine Ford @Realist90 wants to see that)
Belly of the Beast
Fire Down Below
Out for Justice (JustArse)

 

[Wahesh]

Attack Force (kin)

Kin??