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  1. south of heaven

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  2. Howard Moon

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    Snapchat photo filters used outside of Snapchat.... I mean these filters are painful as is and the people who use them are trash. images (4).jpeg
     
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  3. south of heaven

    south of heaven Immortal Premium Member

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    Face tattoos scream dead shit
     
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  4. south of heaven

    south of heaven Immortal Premium Member

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    Happened to me one xmas two birds chatting nose to nose trollies blocking the whole isle i already snapped and threw a ladies phone who tried to push back in the que because she bought the wrong thing.
    They were looking at me made no effort to move i booted the fuck out of the trolley told them to go get fucked ect ect.
    Im not a good shopper
     
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  5. south of heaven

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    Should of stood on his throat and shit on his head
     
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  6. Howard Moon

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    I fucking hate public toilets. One time, mid dump, I see something in the corner of my eye, I look down and some seedy fuck had poked his head under from the next cubicle and is staring at me. I should have stomped on him, but I got the fuck outta there haha creepy shit
     
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  7. south of heaven

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  8. Wahesh

    Wahesh The Forefather of The Kennel

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    Ok so now that I'm back in civilisation this is what I've found from my trip to the foot of the Blue Mountains:
    • Excessive coarse language is normal
    • People on the trains have conversations with other people without taking their eyes of their phones
    • Whether you're catching the express train or not, it still takes fucking FOREVER to get away from Penrith
    • A mother will say to her son "Don't swear or I'll fuck you up right here right now" without hearing her own irony
    • Fat people think having tattoos makes them less of an eye sore
    • If you think you're seeing too many pregnant women or single mums, relax, you're seeing too few
    • "Food Court" doesn't quite cut it in Penrith, they refer to it as a "Food Terrace" - of course this makes the KFC, McDonalds and Pizza Hut Express all the more healthy
    • It's acceptable (and likely encouraged) to stand on the right hand side of an escalator blocking fast walking people from overtaking you
    • Fibro and Weatherboard Houses are standard
    • "Bogan" is the official language of the area.
     
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  9. ASSASSIN

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    All this Murikan Halloween fuckery.

    We live in Australia, I don't want little bogan fucks knocking on my door.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Open more than two checkouts then maybe I'll stop :tearsofjoy:
     
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    Is it really wrong of me to hate my brother and hope to Christ he drops dead?

    I'll become heavily religious if this happens.
     
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    People who take trolleys through self serve. There isn't enough room for them ffs
     
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  13. south of heaven

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    I know it's fucked,I understand if you need to spit do it on the grass or in a bin ,but these fucking lamas are non stop
     
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    What pisses me off is "influencers". The retards who think they actually change the world with selfies. Even the word influencer makes me cringe.
     
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    Mr Invisible On a short hiatus. Staff Member

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    "Moving Abroad" aka "stolen from some poor cunts ute and I need to offload fast for meth money".
     
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    Fkn cocksuckers who take voting seriously and force those fkn pamphlets on you then get cut when you tell them I'm voting for Saddam.
     
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  17. south of heaven

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    Me i grind my gears deadset i can be a fucking idiot sometimes , sweating my arse off today and there was a bottle of rubbing alcohol laying around i said to one of the boys that will cool the balls down so i processed to drench my dick and balls in it, well it was nice and cool for about 3 seconds till it started burning long story short im on a client's lawn with a hose down my pants burning dick and balls with cunts laughing at me
     
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  18. Howard Moon

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    I know some fairly conservative females who have scaled the bridge, but you know what they say, it's always the quiet ones..
     
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    Masturbating is great i only have a root so i can have a wank about it
     
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    Say when you get back we should catch up for coffee or lunch, she will think ohhh how cute he's not trying to fuck me which will make her want to fuck you, or take her on a bridge climb if shes got the guts to go up there anal shouldn't be a problem
     
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