The "things that don't exist" thread

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CroydonDog

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He's my hero.
To look like that and do what he does ? It gives hope to fat hairy motherfuckers everywhere (myself included)
When people say to me "who is the most famous person you have met". My reply is "Ron Jeremy". Guys will either give you the thumbs up or just a confused look.

But the Ron wouldn't exist in porn today.
 

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When people say to me "who is the most famous person you have met". My reply is "Ron Jeremy". Guys will either give you the thumbs up or just a confused look.

But the Ron wouldn't exist in porn today.
Definitely not.
Nowadays they're all UFC fighters with 10" cocks.
That's why I only watch POV porn, diminishes the feeling of inadequecy and it helps to keep the dream alive.
 

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I used to work with a guy that was born in Hong Kong, but grew up in Manchester, his accent threw me every day, it was strange.

An even better one was my old Boss grew up in India for a number of years, he as born in Manchester also, his mate stayed longer and recently came to Australia, picture this, a white English man, skinny as with a full on Curry Accent.

I have met him, he said he causes dramas cause people think he is taking the piss.

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The edge of space although its possible it does have an edge also
 

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I'm taking the literal meaning of unidentified flying object. IE secret government technology.
Definitely I've seen some at work over the years, but where did this technology come from?
Humans aren't smart enough to create something that will propell in any direction off near infinity energy on our own.. Especially Americans..
You have humans who still believe the earth is flat and gravity don't exist because you can't see it!
The edge of space although its possible it does have an edge also
I believe we are a universe which is connected to a more vast multiverse or megaverse (whatever you want to label it?).
Although I agree to believe it has no end is ignorant..
No end according to our insignificant and feeble minds!
 

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This makes me feel so small and insignificant and we have the audacity to believe we are the only ones in all of this fucked up multiverse?

 

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Definitely I've seen some at work over the years, but where did this technology come from?
Humans aren't smart enough to create something that will propell in any direction off near infinity energy on our own.. Especially Americans..
You have humans who still believe the earth is flat and gravity don't exist because you can't see it!

I believe we are a universe which is connected to a more vast multiverse or megaverse (whatever you want to label it?).
Although I agree to believe it has no end is ignorant..
No end according to our insignificant and feeble minds!
Not a end our minds can fathom , been watching a lot of space stuff total head fuck lol
 

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Not a end our minds can fathom , been watching a lot of space stuff total head fuck lol
Yeah it is. Our minds don't know but it's human nature to have a conclusion to everything.
It's why we have narrow minded man made religion.
Galileo was well ahead of his time and because of what he spoke of was put under house arrest for his life.
Shows you how stupid humans really are.
 

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This makes me feel so small and insignificant and we have the audacity to believe we are the only ones in all of this fucked up multiverse?

The stars are 19 quadrillion miles away.
 
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