The reason some girls stay single....

[Your Mum]

http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny

O.....M.....G.


that is all.

 

[Snake Jailbird]

ha ha ha its gold ay

 

[Your Mum]

ha ha ha its gold ay

dude... i love it. Thanks for telling me about it. I was shaking my head through the whole thing!

 

[Snake Jailbird]

haha me too, what a pig

 

[Memberberries]

http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny

O.....M.....G.


that is all.

***king idiot Canadians! say no more

 

[-Kurry-]

Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I HATE men like him. Way too many tickets on himself. Giving girls the ultimatum- and yet they say they don't want to play games. He makes it sound like SHE wants HIM and he is trying to sound blaise'about the whole thing.

God, I hate men sometimes. There are many men like this out there LOL

 

[B.A.Baracus]

"I'm giving you a 3 o'clock deadline"

"if you've got issues, I'm not interested"


:roflol::roflol::roflol:

 

[PineappleBoy]

HAhaAH maybe you were abused as a child.

He sounds hot :love:

 

[~stacie]

OMG He sounds like a massive fkwit!! I would never want to date a guy who had so many freaking tickets on himself! Who does he think he is? He'll probably die a lonely, horrible death, tbh

 

[Memberberries]

I hate Canadians more than ever now

they are all the same! arrogant, stupid and full of themselves!

 

[Your Mum]

Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I HATE men like him. Way too many tickets on himself. Giving girls the ultimatum- and yet they say they don't want to play games. He makes it sound like SHE wants HIM and he is trying to sound blaise'about the whole thing.

God, I hate men sometimes. There are many men like this out there LOL

lol you are going to love this!!!

I told the olympian i wasnt going to make our date for friday cause i couldnt get out of my plans id already made with friends... this was his response:

"Jorgie!!! Lets get one thing straight champ!! I'm not just one of these stinky dudes that need to be fit in!! You think i dont have sh1t to do?? but i have the power to cancel what i am doing and do sh1t that i want to do!! So you have to make up your mind tiger!! Bullsh1t plans or fun times with (his name)..... hehehehe"

talk about having tickets on yourself....i was going to respond with a simple "NEXT!!!" bu instead i chose to ignore his calls and texts just to bruise his ego haha.

 

[-Kurry-]

lol you are going to love this!!!

I told the olympian i wasnt going to make our date for friday cause i couldnt get out of my plans id already made with friends... this was his response:

"Jorgie!!! Lets get one thing straight champ!! I'm not just one of these stinky dudes that need to be fit in!! You think i dont have sh1t to do?? but i have the power to cancel what i am doing and do sh1t that i want to do!! So you have to make up your mind tiger!! Bullsh1t plans or fun times with (his name)..... hehehehe"

talk about having tickets on yourself....i was going to respond with a simple "NEXT!!!" bu instead i chose to ignore his calls and texts just to bruise his ego haha.

hahahahahahah!
Fk me dead! LOL
I wish I had your ignoring ability! I get fired up and rip them a new arsehole. They can treat other people like shhit on their shoe, but can't cop it back.

My favourite though?

"hey baby, how's your day going? Miss you x"

A message sent 2 hours later:

"What the **** is up your arse? Snobby fat ***** dont contact me again if im not good enough for you, fkn slut"

Why, you may ask? I had accidentaly left my phone at home. And before that I had done nothing wrong or "slutish" to give him reason to say such stuff.

God they can be tools LOL

 

[PineappleBoy]

hahahahahahah!
Fk me dead! LOL
I wish I had your ignoring ability! I get fired up and rip them a new arsehole. They can treat other people like shhit on their shoe, but can't cop it back.

My favourite though?

"hey baby, how's your day going? Miss you x"

A message sent 2 hours later:

"What the **** is up your arse? Snobby fat ***** dont contact me again if im not good enough for you, fkn slut"

Why, you may ask? I had accidentaly left my phone at home. And before that I had done nothing wrong or "slutish" to give him reason to say such stuff.

God they can be tools LOL

ahahahh thats awesome

 

[Your Mum]

hahahahahahah!
Fk me dead! LOL
I wish I had your ignoring ability! I get fired up and rip them a new arsehole. They can treat other people like shhit on their shoe, but can't cop it back.

My favourite though?

"hey baby, how's your day going? Miss you x"

A message sent 2 hours later:

"What the **** is up your arse? Snobby fat ***** dont contact me again if im not good enough for you, fkn slut"

Why, you may ask? I had accidentaly left my phone at home. And before that I had done nothing wrong or "slutish" to give him reason to say such stuff.

God they can be tools LOL

omg f*ckin douche!

 

[Bulldogs50]

lol jorgie good work! far out wat a di*k

 

[Your Mum]

lol jorgie good work! far out wat a di*k

haha i know. Nobody puts baby in the corner!


p.s pm me your email adress. Easier to talk that way

 

[Rodzilla]

the guy from the notebook sent a letter to the woman every day for a year ffs

you girls didnt seem to mind that, in fact the notebook is a favourite among ladies

 

[~stacie]

Rodzilla, don't you DARE dis the Notebook!

Furthermore, they were IN LOVE. These people barely KNOW each other!
If some guy I loved wanted to send me a letter everyday for a year, I'd be more than happy to read them

 

[BootS]

lol you are going to love this!!!

I told the olympian i wasnt going to make our date for friday cause i couldnt get out of my plans id already made with friends... this was his response:

"Jorgie!!! Lets get one thing straight champ!! I'm not just one of these stinky dudes that need to be fit in!! You think i dont have sh1t to do?? but i have the power to cancel what i am doing and do sh1t that i want to do!! So you have to make up your mind tiger!! Bullsh1t plans or fun times with (his name)..... hehehehe"

talk about having tickets on yourself....i was going to respond with a simple "NEXT!!!" bu instead i chose to ignore his calls and texts just to bruise his ego haha.

LOL, Jorgie!! Thats an awesome response you got, straight to the point, no bullcrap, i like it...

 

[Rodzilla]

Rodzilla, don't you DARE dis the Notebook!

Furthermore, they were IN LOVE. These people barely KNOW each other!
If some guy I loved wanted to send me a letter everyday for a year, I'd be more than happy to read them

nah i like the notebook, but im just a little confused about the stalking thing

they broke up and he kept on sending letters for a year, think about how long a year is!:whacky:

those letters went unanswered tbh, he didnt know they were being kept from her so he should have stopped