The "R U OK ?" Thread

[Owey]

The Mrs had a wedding beforehand and was wearing this black dress that looked almost 80s so I stuck some large shoulder pads in and called it an Eddie Murphy movie dress. I went as Flavour Flav then spent the rest of the night explaining to people who Flavour Flav is. Kids now days.

Yeah boy! Kids today...

 

[Mitch Connor]

I got hit by a car, lost my wallet with everything in it and lost a shoe on Saturday night. I am not OK lol.

 

[south of heaven]

The Mrs had a wedding beforehand and was wearing this black dress that looked almost 80s so I stuck some large shoulder pads in and called it an Eddie Murphy movie dress. I went as Flavour Flav then spent the rest of the night explaining to people who Flavour Flav is. Kids now days.

Yeahhhhhh boiii
Bass how low can you go ..............

 

[south of heaven]

I got hit by a car, lost my wallet with everything in it and lost a shoe on Saturday night. I am not OK lol.

**** dude hope nothing to serious

 

[Ecca]

I got hit by a car, lost my wallet with everything in it and lost a shoe on Saturday night. I am not OK lol.

You got hit by a car, or your car got hit by a car?

Either way, that sucks!

 

[Hacky McAxe]

I got hit by a car, lost my wallet with everything in it and lost a shoe on Saturday night. I am not OK lol.

Ouch. Not sure which part is worse. Probably the shoe.

 

[Mitch Connor]

I got hit by a car but we can't be positive lol.

My leg is ****ed and I've got road scrapes down my side back and ass.

 

[south of heaven]

I got hit by a car but we can't be positive lol.

My leg is ****ed and I've got road scrapes down my side back and ass.

We're you pissed ?

 

[Ecca]

I got hit by a car but we can't be positive lol.

My leg is ****ed and I've got road scrapes down my side back and ass.

Oh crap brother, no good at all, did the car stop, do you know who hit you?

 

[Ecca]

We're you pissed ?

Trusty SoH, asking the question I was avoiding (the lost shoe indicates - YES)

 

[Mitch Connor]

1. I was off the ****ing planet wasted lol.
2. I can't remember a few hours of the night.
3. I was in the middle of nowhere on the side of the road freezing to death and I just remember a car picking me up and people screaming lol.
4. Not sure how I ended up there, not sure if i was put in a cab in the city and the cabbie realised i either had no wallet or was too ****ed to pay and threw me out in almost bushland and thats how I got injured.
5. No one knows what happened to me, my housemate said i showed up at the front door at 6am.
6. Someone used my bank cards a couple times after I lost them.

Don't drink kids.

 

[Ecca]

1. I was off the ****ing planet wasted lol.
2. I can't remember a few hours of the night.
3. I was in the middle of nowhere on the side of the road freezing to death and I just remember a car picking me up and people screaming lol.
4. Not sure how I ended up there, not sure if i was put in a cab in the city and the cabbie realised i either had no wallet or was too ****ed to pay and threw me out in almost bushland and thats how I got injured.
5. No one knows what happened to me, my housemate said i showed up at the front door at 6am.
6. Someone used my bank cards a couple times after I lost them.

Don't drink kids.

Time to recreate the story "Hangover" Style.

Hopefully the use of cards will be treated as fraud, and therefore you will get those $'s back

 

[Hacky McAxe]

1. I was off the ****ing planet wasted lol.
2. I can't remember a few hours of the night.
3. I was in the middle of nowhere on the side of the road freezing to death and I just remember a car picking me up and people screaming lol.
4. Not sure how I ended up there, not sure if i was put in a cab in the city and the cabbie realised i either had no wallet or was too ****ed to pay and threw me out in almost bushland and thats how I got injured.
5. No one knows what happened to me, my housemate said i showed up at the front door at 6am.
6. Someone used my bank cards a couple times after I lost them.

Don't drink kids.

Beats my night. I blacked out a fair bit too but fortunately I had the Mrs to look after me.

Had one funny thing happen. I remember leaving the party and getting in the car (Mrs driving) then I blinked and the Mrs said "Well, are you going to get out?". I said "What? You're making me walk home? Ok then", got out of the car and realised we were home.

 

[Mitch Connor]

I haven't been hit in the face at all so I don't think I got jumped or anything. Feel like ive been kicked in the sides over and over again.

All I know is it was like -7 over the weekend and I probably couldve died from that alone haha. Fuuuuck.

 

[Mitch Connor]

Beats my night. I blacked out a fair bit too but fortunately I had the Mrs to look after me.

Had one funny thing happen. I remember leaving the party and getting in the car (Mrs driving) then I blinked and the Mrs said "Well, are you going to get out?". I said "What? You're making me walk home? Ok then", got out of the car and realised we were home.

Hahaha.

Wish that was my night.

 

[Owey]

I haven't been hit in the face at all so I don't think I got jumped or anything. Feel like ive been kicked in the sides over and over again.

All I know is it was like -7 over the weekend and I probably couldve died from that alone haha. Fuuuuck.

Oh yeah that's right, your down in Canberra aren't you. Would have frozen ya nuts off.

 

[Wolfmother]

1. I was off the ****ing planet wasted lol.
2. I can't remember a few hours of the night.
3. I was in the middle of nowhere on the side of the road freezing to death and I just remember a car picking me up and people screaming lol.
4. Not sure how I ended up there, not sure if i was put in a cab in the city and the cabbie realised i either had no wallet or was too ****ed to pay and threw me out in almost bushland and thats how I got injured.
5. No one knows what happened to me, my housemate said i showed up at the front door at 6am.
6. Someone used my bank cards a couple times after I lost them.

Don't drink kids.

points 2 to 5 is consistent with an alien abduction .. actually point 1 is as well

 

[dogluva]

points 2 to 5 is consistent with an alien abduction .. actually point 1 is as well

Thankfully, from what you say and wolfie's interpretation there is no mention of anything involving a probe. Another pointer to alien abduction, Lol.

Seriously, hope you are feeling considerably better now and no serious damage done to you. Must be a reason for a night like that mate, everything okay?

 

[dogluva]

The Mrs had a wedding beforehand and was wearing this black dress that looked almost 80s so I stuck some large shoulder pads in and called it an Eddie Murphy movie dress. I went as Flavour Flav then spent the rest of the night explaining to people who Flavour Flav is. Kids now days.

If this is who you are talking about, you look nothing like him, although the mention of being under the influence ........

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2015/06/23/flavor-flav-long-island-case/



Seriously man just how much did you drink?

 

[Hacky McAxe]

If this is who you are talking about, you look nothing like him, although the mention of being under the influence ........

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2015/06/23/flavor-flav-long-island-case/



Seriously man just how much did you drink?

A bottle of rum, 4 or 5 glasses of Sangria, don't really remember what else.