The parts of Lebanon you don't see

[Wahesh]

I wonder if in Lebanon they use the Vietcong guerrilla warfare tactic when catching a cab like they do here at the casino?

Hardly anyone in Lebanon uses a cab. They mainly use their car.

1 in 2 cars in Lebanon is a merc (not making that up, that's literally a fact). The luxuries of not having import taxes in Lebanon also sees them import on average 32,000 Ferrari's every year - the highest Ferrari import count of any other nation.

 

[Indiandog]

I wonder if in Lebanon they use the Vietcong guerrilla warfare tactic when catching a cab like they do here at the casino?

Please explain

 

[Memberberries]

Please explain

I used to guard the cab rank at the casino and I noticed every nationality depending on their age bracket all have different methods to how they catch a cab.

I’ve noticed Middle Eastern people aged between 18-40 generally don’t hop in a cab straight away.
Instead what they do, as a group, approach their cab of choice, the one who isn’t paying for the fare will pop his head in the driver window, then another will go to the passenger door and open it and lean in, then 2 more take the back passenger doors.

To me it seems like a tactic to scare the cab driver into turning off the metre and giving them a $15 fare back to Liverpool?

 

[Wahesh]

I used to guard the cab rank at the casino and I noticed every nationality depending on their age bracket all have different methods to how they catch a cab.

I’ve noticed Middle Eastern people aged between 18-40 generally don’t hop in a cab straight away.
Instead what they do, as a group, approach their cab of choice, the one who isn’t paying for the fare will pop his head in the driver window, then another will go to the passenger door and open it and lean in, then 2 more take the back passenger doors.

To me it seems like a tactic to scare the cab driver into turning off the metre and giving them a $15 fare back to Liverpool?

Bloody tight-arse Arabs!

 

[Indiandog]

I used to guard the cab rank at the casino and I noticed every nationality depending on their age bracket all have different methods to how they catch a cab.

I’ve noticed Middle Eastern people aged between 18-40 generally don’t hop in a cab straight away.
Instead what they do, as a group, approach their cab of choice, the one who isn’t paying for the fare will pop his head in the driver window, then another will go to the passenger door and open it and lean in, then 2 more take the back passenger doors.

To me it seems like a tactic to scare the cab driver into turning off the metre and giving them a $15 fare back to Liverpool?

what about indians , how they catch a cab?

call a friend or just hop in their own car and drive off.

 

[Mr 95%]

what about indians , how they catch a cab?

call a friend or just hop in their own car and drive off.

I thought you guys only rode on the tops of trains..

 

[Indiandog]

I thought you guys only rode on the tops of trains..

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yeah the lebs have taken all the seats inside the trains so we have no other option but to ride on top.

 

[Mr 95%]

yeah the lebs have taken all the seats inside the trains so we have no other option but to ride on top.

As in stolen them? Lol..

 

[The DoggFather]

As in stolen them? Lol..

Wallah cuz, I just borrowed it, I swear to God bro

 

[Mr Invisible]

I thought you guys only rode on the tops of trains..

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That's not a train... that's an Uber Toyota Camry over there.

 

[Mr 95%]

Wallah cuz, I just borrowed it, I swear to God bro

Lol.. Reminds me of two jokes.. What do you call a Lebanese millionaire? Afith What do you call a Lebanese witness? Wasim

 

[Mr 95%]

That's not a train... that's an Uber Toyota Camry over there.

Lol..

 

[The DoggFather]

Lol.. Reminds me of two jokes.. What do you call a Lebanese millionaire? Afith What do you call a Lebanese witness? Wasim

What you call a Lebo on a bottle? Alid

What do you call a Lebo on a bike? Ali Davidson

 

[The DoggFather]

What do you call a Lebo in between 2 buildings?

Ali.

 

[Wahesh]

 

[The DoggFather]

How many lebs does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change it and 99 standing around saying "sick ****"

 

[Mr Invisible]

I was watching "Jack Whitehalls Travels with my Father (Netflix and rather funny)" last night and they went to Cambodia. They are going along the sugar cane train (literally a board with a motor and train wheels), when they come across another train on a single line. Over there ettiquite is whoever has more people on the train gets priority. The other train they have to all get all and literally disassemble the train, then reassemble when the other one has passed.

 

[rainman]

Too many lebs in Lebanon.

Is that why they built the Great Wall of Lebanon

 

[Bad Billy]

Is that why they built the Great Wall of Lebanon

If it was made by lebs, it’s probably cardboard with bricks painted on it.

 

[Wahesh]

If it was made by lebs, it’s probably cardboard with bricks painted on it.

Stones in Lebanon are imperturbable.