The Kennel's Greatest Band

[foREVerA7X]

• #1

Hello Fellow Kennel Music Aficionados.

With how terrible our team is going at the moment, I thought I'd create a poll for us all to choose the Greatest Rock Super Group!

Obviously I cannot list every musician that played said instrument so have selected a bunch from different eras but mainly from Rock Genre.

Final Line Up

The Kennel Super Group

Drummer: Danny Carey - Tool
Bassist: Cliff Burton - Metallica
Rhythm Guitar: Malcolm Young - AC/DC
Lead Guitar: Tom Morello - R.A.T.M
Vocals: Chris Cornell - Soundgarden/Audioslave

 

[Baseball Furies]

Wild line-up mate, cool thread...

 

[CroydonDog]

Found this on the internet this morning

 

[KambahOne]

The worst rock super group.

Drummer: Me
Bassist: Mike Kroeger - Nickleback
Rhythm Guitar: Glen Campbell - C&W star
Lead Guitar: C. C. DeVille - Poison
Vocals: Alvin Stardust - Look him up.

 

[CroydonDog]

The worst rock super group.

Drummer: Me
Bassist: Mike Kroeger - Nickleback
Rhythm Guitar: Glen Campbell - C&W star
Lead Guitar: C. C. DeVille - Poison
Vocals: Alvin Stardust - Look him up.

I won't hear of people knocking CC and/or Poison.

 

[Freakzilla]

• #1

Hello Fellow Kennel Music Aficionados.

With how terrible our team is going at the moment, I thought I'd create a poll for us all to choose the Greatest Rock Super Group!

Obviously I cannot list every musician that played said instrument so have selected a bunch from different eras but mainly from Rock Genre.

Final Line Up

The Kennel Super Group

Drummer: Danny Carey - Tool
Bassist: Cliff Burton - Metallica
Rhythm Guitar: Malcolm Young - AC/DC
Lead Guitar: Tom Morello - R.A.T.M
Vocals: Chris Cornell - Soundgarden/Audioslave

Tom Morello & Chris Cornell were both in Audioslave so they would already have that great chemistry to work off.

 

[MatstaDogg]

Found this on the internet this morning
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Unless you are Gene Simmons, then you get all the pussy!

 

[Sandra's Bollocks]

I won't hear of people knocking CC and/or Poison.

Right on man. I reckon we should hunt these haters down.

Give me 5 minutes to put on some foundation and mascara, and then we'll go fukk shit up!

 

[Horse]

The worst rock super group.

Drummer: Me
Bassist: Mike Kroeger - Nickleback
Rhythm Guitar: Glen Campbell - C&W star
Lead Guitar: C. C. DeVille - Poison
Vocals: Alvin Stardust - Look him up.

GG Allin would be my choice of frontman.

 

[KambahOne]

GG Allin would be my choice of frontman.

I had to look him up - geesus tap dancing Christ -
That said, Fat Mike was also present at what he describes at GG’s “most hardcore show,” and he’s quick to point out that even he could never reach GG levels of horrific-ness.

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“Apparently, GG prepared by drinking whiskey and taking Ex-Lax the entire day,” says Mike. “The band started playing, and as soon as G.G. took the stage, he took this shit that came out like water, and it hit the floor and pulled out in a circle. He got down on his knees, sucked it up, and spit it onto the crowd. I was behind Jello Biafra, so I grabbed onto him and used him as a human shield to guard myself from this. I would say at least half of the crowd left right then. Ten people threw up and went into the other room. So now, G.G. and his band were playing, and everyone was at least ten feet back. That was the first song!
“Now there was more room, so he threw a bunch of glass on the floor and began to roll in it,” Mike continues. “He grabbed this blonde girl from the audience, and was just on top of her. She was just screaming. It wasn’t fun, it wasn’t consensual, but nobody wanted to touch him. Eventually, people were trying to pull him off her, but, y’know, there was blood, shit, and glass everywhere! So they finally got him off…and then he went around the audience and started hitting people with the base of the mic stand. Then, a girl who was into it came on stage, and he just kicked her in the fucking face, right in the jaw. She went home with him that night, after he went to the hospital. One of his knees that night was so cut, that everytime he took a step, blood would continually squirt out. It was absolutely terrifying.”

 

[Horse]

I had to look him up - geesus tap dancing Christ -
That said, Fat Mike was also present at what he describes at GG’s “most hardcore show,” and he’s quick to point out that even he could never reach GG levels of horrific-ness.

“Apparently, GG prepared by drinking whiskey and taking Ex-Lax the entire day,” says Mike. “The band started playing, and as soon as G.G. took the stage, he took this shit that came out like water, and it hit the floor and pulled out in a circle. He got down on his knees, sucked it up, and spit it onto the crowd. I was behind Jello Biafra, so I grabbed onto him and used him as a human shield to guard myself from this. I would say at least half of the crowd left right then. Ten people threw up and went into the other room. So now, G.G. and his band were playing, and everyone was at least ten feet back. That was the first song!
“Now there was more room, so he threw a bunch of glass on the floor and began to roll in it,” Mike continues. “He grabbed this blonde girl from the audience, and was just on top of her. She was just screaming. It wasn’t fun, it wasn’t consensual, but nobody wanted to touch him. Eventually, people were trying to pull him off her, but, y’know, there was blood, shit, and glass everywhere! So they finally got him off…and then he went around the audience and started hitting people with the base of the mic stand. Then, a girl who was into it came on stage, and he just kicked her in the fucking face, right in the jaw. She went home with him that night, after he went to the hospital. One of his knees that night was so cut, that everytime he took a step, blood would continually squirt out. It was absolutely terrifying.”

Yep complete freak show and had a cult following on the back of such antics. Also promised he would kill himself on stage so there was always that sick kind of allure getting people to gigs. Ended up OD’ing after a show and that was that. Plenty of YouTube footage out there if you wanna have a look lol.

 

[KambahOne]

Yep complete freak show and had a cult following on the back of such antics. Also promised he would kill himself on stage so there was always that sick kind of allure getting people to gigs. Ended up OD’ing after a show and that was that. Plenty of YouTube footage out there if you wanna have a look lol.

Pass man. What I read was visually enough for me. lol

 

[CroydonDog]

I had to look him up - geesus tap dancing Christ -
That said, Fat Mike was also present at what he describes at GG’s “most hardcore show,” and he’s quick to point out that even he could never reach GG levels of horrific-ness.

“Apparently, GG prepared by drinking whiskey and taking Ex-Lax the entire day,” says Mike. “The band started playing, and as soon as G.G. took the stage, he took this shit that came out like water, and it hit the floor and pulled out in a circle. He got down on his knees, sucked it up, and spit it onto the crowd. I was behind Jello Biafra, so I grabbed onto him and used him as a human shield to guard myself from this. I would say at least half of the crowd left right then. Ten people threw up and went into the other room. So now, G.G. and his band were playing, and everyone was at least ten feet back. That was the first song!
“Now there was more room, so he threw a bunch of glass on the floor and began to roll in it,” Mike continues. “He grabbed this blonde girl from the audience, and was just on top of her. She was just screaming. It wasn’t fun, it wasn’t consensual, but nobody wanted to touch him. Eventually, people were trying to pull him off her, but, y’know, there was blood, shit, and glass everywhere! So they finally got him off…and then he went around the audience and started hitting people with the base of the mic stand. Then, a girl who was into it came on stage, and he just kicked her in the fucking face, right in the jaw. She went home with him that night, after he went to the hospital. One of his knees that night was so cut, that everytime he took a step, blood would continually squirt out. It was absolutely terrifying.”

I only got two lines into that.

 

[Noeasyday]

Singer and Rhythm Guitar - Chris Cornell
Lead Guitar - Mick Mars
Bass Guitar - Geezer Butler
Drummer - Chad Smith

 

[D0GMATIC]

The R.I.P band

Drummer - John Bonham
Bass - Cliff Burton
Rhythm - Malcom Young
Lead - Jimi Hendrix
Lead - Eddie Van Halen
Vocals - Bon Scott

 

[N4TE]

 

[speedy2460]

Creedence Clearwater Revival...Best band ever. Not really rock though.