I remember this one from school. The other joke we had was:Reminds me of another joke.
Superman sees wonder woman naked on the bed legs spread wide and hand rubbing her button while flying past and thinks to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out within .05 of a second and she'll never know she's been violated. So he drops his pants flies in, and pumps away hard for a fraction of a second before finishing up and flying out just as quickly.
Wonder woman notices that something happened but doesn't know what.
"What was that?" she says
"I don't know but it sure as hell hurt my ass" replies the invisible man.
Yes..a classic..I remember that..i was actually trying to look for a cartoon where Superman busts into Wonder Woman’s room and opens up the cupboard and reveals who is there by yelling out..’What?????? Cucumber Man!Reminds me of another joke.
Superman sees wonder woman naked on the bed legs spread wide and hand rubbing her button while flying past and thinks to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out within .05 of a second and she'll never know she's been violated. So he drops his pants flies in, and pumps away hard for a fraction of a second before finishing up and flying out just as quickly.
Wonder woman notices that something happened but doesn't know what.
"What was that?" she says
"I don't know but it sure as hell hurt my ass" replies the invisible man.
Yep..I had him at the Empire State Building drinking at a bar in there..and does the same thing to an unsuspecting guy ..by jumping out of the window, indicating the wind will blow him Back up..punch line is delivered by the bartender after the guy falls to the ground..”Gee Superman you can be a real bastard when your drunk!”I remember this one from school. The other joke we had was:
Two Americans are standing at the edge of the Grand Canyon. A Russian tourist walks over and says, "it's a lovely view"
One American says, "yes. The view is great. But there's this trick right at this spot. If you jump off, a massive updraft will pick you up and land you right back here"
The Russian says, "that's crazy. No way"
The American says, "it's true. I'll show you"
The American jumps off the edge and sure enough, a massive updraft kicks in. It picks him up and he lands back at the top of the cliff.
The Russian says, "that's amazing. Should I try?"
The American says, "sure. I've done it 100 times today. It's great!"
So the Russian jumps off the edge and sure enough... Falls to his death. The second American turns to the first American and says, "jeez Superman, you're a real prick"
But not in the spot-light!
The version I'd heard is at a construction site. But while on the construction site theme.Yep..I had him at the Empire State Building drinking at a bar in there..and does the same thing to an unsuspecting guy ..by jumping out of the window, indicating the wind will blow him Back up..punch line is delivered by the bartender after the guy falls to the ground..”Gee Superman you can be a real bastard when your drunk!”
Wherever he wantsI wonder where he slots his card?
I bet he‘s making a deposit..gotta press the right buttons first though!Wherever he wants
I used to burn holes in my classmates shoes with my magnifying glass when we had outdoor assemblies lol
I used to burn holes in dry leaves. Then I elevated and moved onto ants, butterflies, and even the tails of lizards.I used to burn holes in my classmates shoes with my magnifying glass when we had outdoor assemblies lol
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
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I must be slow..I don’t get this..
His shadowI must be slow..I don’t get this..