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Kaz said:
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A little while ago a video popped up on my Facebook page. A supermarket in a remote town cut off from deliveries was almost completely out of stock of everything bar the plant based meat meals. Gotta love the Aussie spirit of "I'll fucking starve before I eat that shit".

I bought a lasagna with plant based neat supplement by accident once. Just saw Lasagna on sale for a ridiculously reduced price and grabbed it. Nuked it for dinner, took one bite and the taste almost made me throw up. It had more of a kimchi taste than meat from memory, and I've only been able to bring myself to take three bites of kimchi while visiting Korea because friends insisted the kimchi is great at this restaurant. I immediately checked the use by date and read the label for the first time. I think I picked a little bit of cheese off the top before throwing it out because the taste of rotten cabbage had infiltrated the cheese too.

I'll stick with supplement vegetables with herbivores for my diet thanks.
 
Alan79 said:
A little while ago a video popped up on my Facebook page. A supermarket in a remote town cut off from deliveries was almost completely out of stock of everything bar the plant based meat meals. Gotta love the Aussie spirit of "I'll fucking starve before I eat that shit".

I bought a lasagna with plant based neat supplement by accident once. Just saw Lasagna on sale for a ridiculously reduced price and grabbed it. Nuked it for dinner, took one bite and the taste almost made me throw up. It had more of a kimchi taste than meat from memory, and I've only been able to bring myself to take three bites of kimchi while visiting Korea because friends insisted the kimchi is great at this restaurant. I immediately checked the use by date and read the label for the first time. I think I picked a little bit of cheese off the top before throwing it out because the taste of rotten cabbage had infiltrated the cheese too.

I'll stick with supplement vegetables with herbivores for my diet thanks.
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Vegans eating fake meat is as fucking stupid as a lesbian using a dick shaped dildo.
 
The DoggFather said:
Vegans eating fake meat is as fucking stupid as a lesbian using a dick shaped dildo.
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Dildos are accurate (often not scale) representations of dicks though right up to having realistic veins. A better analogy, might be a lesbian using a steel file as a dildo. It's a similar shape (just as meat imitators might have a similar nutritional content, or possibly could be cut to the texture of mince. But it's missing the key ingredient of being pleasurable, in fact meat supplement for me was distinctly leaning the other way.

If I ever decide to dedicate the time to sticking a jagged file up my ass until I develop a leathery enough rectum to enjoy the sensation, I'll dedicate myself afterwards to learning to enjoy meat supplements. I discovered by accident that meat supplements aren't a food source I'll try again. Like meat supplements, I can say with absolute truth, that if I ever penetrate my ass with a file it'll be an accident too. But I'm careful to read the label properly on microwavable meals now.
 
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