The Funny Picture/Meme Thread

Hacky McAxe

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Reminds me of an old one I heard on the Footy show many years ago. Think it was Matty Johns or Jason Stevens who said it.

Guy goes to the Casino and plays the pokies. Wins the jackpot 3 times. Heads to the roulette tables and just can't lose. Racks up massive money. Leaves the tables and trips over. Falls face first into a piece of paper. Turns out to be a lottery ticket. He scans it at the scanner and it tells him he won the jackpot. Shortly after this he meets the most amazing Indian chick. Spends the night talking to her then they book a room in the Casino and have a great night of love making. The guy wakes up in the morning staring at the Indian chick and the red dot on her forehead and thinks to himself, "this can't get any better". Then he scratches the red dot and wins a car.
 
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