The Funny Picture/Meme Thread

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Alan79 said:
Wow we call them one piece swimsuits here and they're generally not made out of plastic. Those wacky Canadians. I'll head over to visit some swimming pools when the ban goes through.
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Damn stalking bans!!!
 
Alan79 said:
I hope you at least got a complimentary garlic bread with your insultory pizza.
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Now you’ve done it Al…joke time.

Bloke walks into a bar and it’s only him and the barman there. He orders a drink and after being served he’s sitting there minding his own business when he hears ‘Nice jacket’. He says ‘thanks’ to the barman who looks at him strangely and says ‘What for?’ ‘Didn’t you just say I had a nice jacket?’ says the patron… ‘Nope’ says the barman. The bloke puts it down to a misunderstanding then goes back to his drink. Suddenly: ‘Nice shoes’. The patron again says to the barman ‘OK, before you deny it, it’s only you and I in here and twice now someone has said nice things to me, so if it’s not you, who is it?’. ‘The nuts’…says the barman. ‘They’re complimentary’. You’re welcome :-).
 
DinkumDog said:
Now you’ve done it Al…joke time.

Bloke walks into a bar and it’s only him and the barman there. He orders a drink and after being served he’s sitting there minding his own business when he hears ‘Nice jacket’. He says ‘thanks’ to the barman who looks at him strangely and says ‘What for?’ ‘Didn’t you just say I had a nice jacket?’ says the patron… ‘Nope’ says the barman. The bloke puts it down to a misunderstanding then goes back to his drink. Suddenly: ‘Nice shoes’. The patron again says to the barman ‘OK, before you deny it, it’s only you and I in here and twice now someone has said nice things to me, so if it’s not you, who is it?’. ‘The nuts’…says the barman. ‘They’re complimentary’. You’re welcome :-).
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Just hope that none of their eventual compliments are that 'you ate that pube from our bowl like it was a string of spaghetti. Well done.
 
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