The foods you hate

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Not sure if there is already on a thread on this but.. thought I would open it up for discussion.

What foods do you hate? As in absolutely detest?

I am generally not fussy with food. With some exceptions.

Rockmelon
Honeydew

These two absolutely turn me off life. If I am at a party or an event and there is a fruit platter - I cant even consume other fruits on the said platter if either of these 2 are part of the platter.

Contamination :mask:
 

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Woah! The fuck? Honeydew fair enough, that's the poor man's rock melon but why the hell don't you like rockmelon?! It's fucking amazing. Not as good as freezing cold seedless watermelon but it's still good.

And to answer your question: onions. Fuck onions. Fuck them raw, cooked, in food, fuck them.

Someone: here try this.
Me: no, thanks. It has onions.
Them: you won't taste them.

Can be translated to:

Me: here try this.
Them: no, thanks. It has horse and cow shit in it.
Me: you won't taste it.
 

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Woah! The fuck? Honeydew fair enough, that's the poor man's rock melon but why the hell don't you like rockmelon?! It's fucking amazing. Not as good as freezing cold seedless watermelon but it's still good.

And to answer your question: onions. Fuck onions. Fuck them raw, cooked, in food, fuck them.

Someone: here try this.
Me: no, thanks. It has onions.
Them: you won't taste them.

Can be translated to:

Me: here try this.
Them: no, thanks. It has horse and cow shit in it.
Me: you won't taste it.

Onions are immense
 

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Kimchi. Anybody who eats that shit for the taste is fucked
 

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Woah! The fuck? Honeydew fair enough, that's the poor man's rock melon but why the hell don't you like rockmelon?! It's fucking amazing. Not as good as freezing cold seedless watermelon but it's still good.

And to answer your question: onions. Fuck onions. Fuck them raw, cooked, in food, fuck them.

Someone: here try this.
Me: no, thanks. It has onions.
Them: you won't taste them.

Can be translated to:

Me: here try this.
Them: no, thanks. It has horse and cow shit in it.
Me: you won't taste it.
Mate.

Cooked onions on a Bunnings sausage sanga... wow :hearteyes:

To quote our last premiership winning five-eight.... "You're off your head"
 

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Mate.

Cooked onions on a Bunnings sausage sanga... wow :hearteyes:

To quote our last premiership winning five-eight.... "You're off your head"
Brah, that's like saying elephant shit (don't know why I keep using animal shit as an example) with Bunnings sausage. Wrecked it.
 

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Also.

Rockmelons and Honeydew. The texture just turns me off life. Its like Hard on the outside, soft on the inside.

Might as well be chewing on an errect penis.
 

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You know what I hate... not so much the taste because there is none.. but eating cucumber or celery is not an enjoyable experience
 

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Also.

Rockmelons and Honeydew. The texture just turns me off life. Its like Hard on the outside, soft on the inside.

Might as well be chewing on an errect penis.
Is Honeydew even something that people eat regularly? I mean I am sure there are those who do... but I can't recall ever seeing anybody eat one
 

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Honey dew and rock melon = cheap ingredients cafes use to bulk up their shit fruit salads. They are basic as fuck fruits. Just nothing in them, they are like eating water
 

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blasphemy
It's so overpowering. I once bought a footlong from subway and the third bite I bit into an onion. Threw the rest away and walked out.
 

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It's so overpowering. I once bought a footlong from subway and the third bite I bit into an onion. Threw the rest away and walked out.

You must have mistaken the olives for onion... those things suck
 

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You must have mistaken the olives for onion... those things suck
Woah woah woah.

Go easy there big fella.

Now you talking crazy.

Kalamata pitted olives... Must be pitted though. fuck having to work for your food.

 

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Brussel sprouts, who ever thought of boiling that shit up was totally experimenting.
you bite into them and it's like yeah whatever, tastes like any other green vege.... then boom,that overpowering taste hits and you just want to discard the lot
 

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Woah woah woah.

Go easy there big fella.

Now you talking crazy.

Kalamata pitted olives... Must be pitted though. fuck having to work for your food.

haha... fuckin' one single olive gets onto my Subway and it taints the whole sandwich... they can boot off
 

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Also.

Rockmelons and Honeydew. The texture just turns me off life. Its like Hard on the outside, soft on the inside.

Might as well be chewing on an errect penis.
Wrap rockmelon with prosciutto
 
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