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i would jump up and maybe scream out in jubilation
 

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put it this way I had to look at the avatar . Mrs post re the chicken wing and gun is hillarious just something Id have expected would come from you .. Ok sounds like I'm back pedalling now but in short its a compliment .. I found mrs post inventive and funny like yours :grinning:
Fair enough its been suggested before that I have a duplicate account lol. Im sure mr I can verify there is only 1 me thank fukk .
 

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I would buy the kennel then you all post porn.
 

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After that I would pay off all my debts, my families debts, have party, then leave the country and see the world
 

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would also donate a % to worthy charities
 

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I'd give all the immediate families 100k each, then tell them to f@ck off and not ask for help ever again.
I'd buy a subway so I could eat there for free.
Maseratti granturismo S, for the missus.
Nissan GTR for me.
Then pay off the house.
 

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Why not just buy a massive bomb proof dome, trap them inside it, leave 1 chicken wing and a gun and leave them there to kill each other? That'd be more fun to watch.

even southy and Assassin together wouldnt have come up with that.

good one Mrs!
 

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Um..it's a bit selfish.. But it would enable me to live completely independently so I wouldn't be a burden to my family anymore.. :-)
 

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Um..it's a bit selfish.. But it would enable me to live completely independently so I wouldn't be a burden to my family anymore.. :-)

...with a Ferrari and your own island.
 

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Depends how much.

First things first would be secure a house FULLY paid off. Then put some in high interest fixed term deposits, and others in lesser interest savings accounts.

Depending on the amount won, perhaps a holiday house up at Port Douglas, another in Fiji (or if a big win an entire island and a resort), and update the cars.
 

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even southy and Assassin together wouldnt have come up with that.

good one Mrs!
No offence but I would change that chicken wing into a piece of bacon lol

Let the ***** starve to death lol

PS my way is more fun.
 

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No offence but I would change that chicken wing into a piece of bacon lol

Let the ***** starve to death lol

PS my way is more fun.
yeah they wont fight for bacon.. lol
 
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