1. What is the meaning behind your kennel username?
Dog and tenacious combination.
2. Regardless of whether or not it's the Bulldogs, Why do you support your NRL team?
Grew up in the shire, but my cousins lived in Greenacre, and they took me to my first live game, which was a dogs game at Belmore in the late 70s. They are passionate dogs supporters. I fell in love. How could i avoid it?
3. Are you on social media (no need to post the link)?
Yes
General
4. What is your height?
198 cm
5. Do you have any siblings?
Yes
6. What is your eye colour?
Brown (blue on game day)
7. What is your hair colour?
Brown (and bits of gray these days)
8. Do you wear glasses or contacts?
No, but maybe soon...
9. Are you right handed or left handed?
Right.
10. Do you have any piercings?
Still have the holes, but nothing in them now (in the 80s it was trendy for guys to have an earing)
11. Do you smoke?
Yes
12. Do you swear?
every 2.4 seconds on average
13. Do you get along with your parents?
Not at all before they passed.
14. Your heritage?
Tasmanian convicts. Everyone from my mum and back were born in Tasmania. Before they were convicted though, my family were from Scotland and Ireland.
15. Your fears?
I will wake up and Des is still coach.
16. Goal you would like to achieve this year?
Surviving
17. Most overused phrase on an instant messenger?
Don't use instant messengers
18. Best Physical Feature?
My huge.....hands.
19. Your bedtime?
midnight or later
20. What time do you arise in the morning?
6am (so i dont sleep much on work days)
21. First thoughts waking up?
Can i get away with calling in sick today?
22. Do you shower daily?
Yes
This Or That?
23. Bright or dark room?
Dark
24. Chocolate or vanilla?
I refuse to answer this racist question
25. Dogs of cats?
have both, but dogs i guess (dont tell the cat)
26. Pepsi or Coke?
Coke > daylight > pepsi
27. McDonalds or Burger King?
Hungry Jacks (aka burger king) by miles
28. Solo singer or band?
Band
29. Ice Tea or Juice?
Juice.
30. Tea or Coffee
Coffee is my BFF.
In the last month have you...
31. Drank alcohol?
Yes
32. Gone to a shopping centre?
Yes
33. Eaten a box of Oreos?
Wait for it......ive never eaten an oreo.
34. Eaten sushi?
Yes
35. Been on stage?
Not since school
36. Been dumped?
Yes...bitch
37. Gone skinny dipping?
Yes
38. Stolen Anything?
Not since i was a teenager
Have you ever...
39. Laughed for no reason?
Are drugs a reason?
40. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
Yes. And I was informed i would go blind if i kept doing it. Im 49 now and can still see. Its a miracle.
41. Been in love?
Yes
42. Fired a gun?
Yes
43. Been drunk?
Yes
44. Been called a Tease?
No, thats a woman's job.
45. Been beaten up?
No.
46. Shoplifted?
again, not since i was a teenager
What was the last....
47. Furry thing you touched?
I am touching it right now..........ITS MY DOG YOU FILTHY MINDED S.O.B!
48. Thing you've said?
We will go to Ikea at 1:30 (to the girl)
49. Song you've listened to?
Sanatarium - Metallica
The last...
50. Person you've spoken to on the phone?
The girl
51. Movie you watched?
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs last night, on fetch.
52. Thing you were doing before this?
Having a turd if you must know lol. It was smelly
53. Time you cried?
2005.
54. Song you've sang?
Sanatarium - Metallica
55. Time you looked at the clock/time today?
Just did, is it 1:30 yet? Getting close, woman will be annoying me to go soon.
56. Food and drink you've had?
Curry chicken. Blackcurrant cordial
57. Flavour of gum you've chewed?
Orange
58. Shoes you've worn?
Nikes
59. Store you've been in?
Coles
Favourite...
60. Planet?
I hate uranus, i don't bend that way. Has to be earth. We would be fkd without it.
61. Age you've been so far?
25
62. Season?
Autumn or Spring
63. Number?
88
64. TV show?
South Park or scrubs
65. Type of flower/tree?
Jacaranda
Random...
66. How much cash do you have on you?
About $5 in coins. Who carries cash any more?
67. What's a word that rhymes with 'punt'?
Stunt
68. What T-Shirt are you wearing?
a blue one
69. What brand of shoes are you wearing?
Nike
70. What did your last text message say?
OK...
71. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Watching tv
72. What's your current desktop picture?
Dont have one. Desktop pictures are so 2010.
73. What's a word that you say a lot?
Fuck
74. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?
Blue
75. How is the weather right now?
Fkn hot
76. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Face. yes really
77. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
No
78. Can you do a headstand (not using a wall)?
What for?
79. Who would you like to see right now?
A big case full of cash with my name on it.
80. How many pillows do you sleep with?
1
81. Would you go on a date with someone on Face or Instagram who you have never met in person?
No.
82. How do you want to die?
In my sleep
83. What did you want to be when you were a kid growing up?
A train driver
84. What country would you most like to visit?
Holland
85. How many TVs are in your home?
3 (none if you are a thief)
86. How many things, in your past, do you regret?
1,263,791
87. Do you think you are attractive?
Im fkn gorgeous
88. Do you believe in yourself?
yes
89. Do you want to get married?
No
In a boy/girl...
90. Favourite eye colour?
Blue
91. Favourite hair colour?
Black
92. Short or long hair?
Long (only)
95. Body type?
One with a vagina.
93. Height?
Not important
94. Weight?
Not too skinny, but also not obese. Anywhere in between.