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Dognacious

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1. What is the meaning behind your kennel username? Dog and tenacious combination.
2. Regardless of whether or not it's the Bulldogs, Why do you support your NRL team? Grew up in the shire, but my cousins lived in Greenacre, and they took me to my first live game, which was a dogs game at Belmore in the late 70s. They are passionate dogs supporters. I fell in love. How could i avoid it?
3. Are you on social media (no need to post the link)? Yes

General

4. What is your height? 198 cm
5. Do you have any siblings? Yes
6. What is your eye colour? Brown (blue on game day)
7. What is your hair colour? Brown (and bits of gray these days)
8. Do you wear glasses or contacts? No, but maybe soon...
9. Are you right handed or left handed? Right.
10. Do you have any piercings? Still have the holes, but nothing in them now (in the 80s it was trendy for guys to have an earing)
11. Do you smoke? Yes
12. Do you swear? every 2.4 seconds on average
13. Do you get along with your parents? Not at all before they passed.
14. Your heritage? Tasmanian convicts. Everyone from my mum and back were born in Tasmania. Before they were convicted though, my family were from Scotland and Ireland.
15. Your fears? I will wake up and Des is still coach.
16. Goal you would like to achieve this year? Surviving
17. Most overused phrase on an instant messenger? Don't use instant messengers
18. Best Physical Feature? My huge.....hands.
19. Your bedtime? midnight or later
20. What time do you arise in the morning? 6am (so i dont sleep much on work days)
21. First thoughts waking up? Can i get away with calling in sick today?
22. Do you shower daily? Yes

This Or That?

23. Bright or dark room? Dark
24. Chocolate or vanilla? I refuse to answer this racist question :grinning:
25. Dogs of cats? have both, but dogs i guess (dont tell the cat)
26. Pepsi or Coke? Coke > daylight > pepsi
27. McDonalds or Burger King? Hungry Jacks (aka burger king) by miles
28. Solo singer or band? Band
29. Ice Tea or Juice? Juice.
30. Tea or Coffee Coffee is my BFF.

In the last month have you...

31. Drank alcohol? Yes
32. Gone to a shopping centre? Yes
33. Eaten a box of Oreos? Wait for it......ive never eaten an oreo.
34. Eaten sushi? Yes
35. Been on stage? Not since school
36. Been dumped? Yes...bitch
37. Gone skinny dipping? Yes
38. Stolen Anything? Not since i was a teenager

Have you ever...

39. Laughed for no reason? Are drugs a reason?
40. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do? Yes. And I was informed i would go blind if i kept doing it. Im 49 now and can still see. Its a miracle.
41. Been in love? Yes
42. Fired a gun? Yes
43. Been drunk? Yes
44. Been called a Tease? No, thats a woman's job.
45. Been beaten up? No.
46. Shoplifted? again, not since i was a teenager

What was the last....

47. Furry thing you touched? I am touching it right now..........ITS MY DOG YOU FILTHY MINDED S.O.B!
48. Thing you've said? We will go to Ikea at 1:30 (to the girl)
49. Song you've listened to? Sanatarium - Metallica

The last...

50. Person you've spoken to on the phone? The girl
51. Movie you watched? Cloudy with a chance of meatballs last night, on fetch.
52. Thing you were doing before this? Having a turd if you must know lol. It was smelly
53. Time you cried? 2005.
54. Song you've sang? Sanatarium - Metallica
55. Time you looked at the clock/time today? Just did, is it 1:30 yet? Getting close, woman will be annoying me to go soon.
56. Food and drink you've had? Curry chicken. Blackcurrant cordial
57. Flavour of gum you've chewed? Orange
58. Shoes you've worn? Nikes
59. Store you've been in? Coles

Favourite...

60. Planet? I hate uranus, i don't bend that way. Has to be earth. We would be fkd without it.
61. Age you've been so far? 25
62. Season? Autumn or Spring
63. Number? 88
64. TV show? South Park or scrubs
65. Type of flower/tree? Jacaranda

Random...

66. How much cash do you have on you? About $5 in coins. Who carries cash any more?
67. What's a word that rhymes with 'punt'? Stunt
68. What T-Shirt are you wearing? a blue one
69. What brand of shoes are you wearing? Nike
70. What did your last text message say? OK...
71. What were you doing at midnight last night? Watching tv
72. What's your current desktop picture? Dont have one. Desktop pictures are so 2010.
73. What's a word that you say a lot? Fuck
74. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Blue
75. How is the weather right now? Fkn hot
76. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Face. yes really
77. Are you too shy to ask someone out? No
78. Can you do a headstand (not using a wall)? What for?
79. Who would you like to see right now? A big case full of cash with my name on it.
80. How many pillows do you sleep with? 1
81. Would you go on a date with someone on Face or Instagram who you have never met in person? No.
82. How do you want to die? In my sleep
83. What did you want to be when you were a kid growing up? A train driver
84. What country would you most like to visit? Holland
85. How many TVs are in your home? 3 (none if you are a thief)
86. How many things, in your past, do you regret? 1,263,791
87. Do you think you are attractive? Im fkn gorgeous
88. Do you believe in yourself? yes
89. Do you want to get married? No

In a boy/girl...

90. Favourite eye colour? Blue
91. Favourite hair colour? Black
92. Short or long hair? Long (only)
95. Body type? One with a vagina.
93. Height? Not important
94. Weight? Not too skinny, but also not obese. Anywhere in between.
 
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1. What is the meaning behind your kennel username?
2. Regardless of whether or not it's the Bulldogs, Why do you support your NRL team?
3. Are you on social media (no need to post the link)?

General

4. What is your height?
5. Do you have any siblings?
6. What is your eye colour?
7. What is your hair colour?
8. Do you wear glasses or contacts?
9. Are you right handed or left handed?
10. Do you have any piercings?
11. Do you smoke?
12. Do you swear?
13. Do you get along with your parents?
14. Your heritage?
15. Your fears?
16. Goal you would like to achieve this year?
17. Most overused phrase on an instant messenger?
18. Best Physical Feature?
19. Your bedtime?
20. What time do you arise in the morning?
21. First thoughts waking up?
22. Do you shower daily?

This Or That?

23. Bright or dark room?
24. Chocolate or vanilla?
25. Dogs of cats?
26. Pepsi or Coke?
27. McDonalds or Burger King?
28. Solo singer or band?
29. Ice Tea or Juice?
30. Tea or Coffee

In the last month have you...

31. Drank alcohol?
32. Gone to a shopping centre?
33. Eaten a box of Oreos?
34. Eaten sushi?
35. Been on stage?
36. Been dumped?
37. Gone skinny dipping?
38. Stolen Anything?

Have you ever...

39. Laughed for no reason?
40. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
41. Been in love?
42. Fired a gun?
43. Been drunk?
44. Been called a Tease?
45. Been beaten up?
46. Shoplifted?

What was the last....

47. Furry thing you touched?
48. Thing you've said?
49. Song you've listened to?

The last...

50. Person you've spoken to on the phone?
51. Movie you watched?
52. Thing you were doing before this?
53. Time you cried?
54. Song you've sang?
55. Time you looked at the clock/time today?
56. Food and drink you've had?
57. Flavour of gum you've chewed?
58. Shoes you've worn?
59. Store you've been in?

Favourite...

60. Planet?
61. Age you've been so far?
62. Season?
63. Number?
64. TV show?
65. Type of flower/tree?

Random...

66. How much cash do you have on you?
67. What's a word that rhymes with 'punt'?
68. What T-Shirt are you wearing?
69. What brand of shoes are you wearing?
70. What did your last text message say?
71. What were you doing at midnight last night?
72. What's your current desktop picture?
73. What's a word that you say a lot?
74. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?
75. How is the weather right now?
76. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
77. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
78. Can you do a headstand (not using a wall)?
79. Who would you like to see right now?
80. How many pillows do you sleep with?
81. Would you go on a date with someone on Face or Instagram who you have never met in person?
82. How do you want to die?
83. What did you want to be when you were a kid growing up?
84. What country would you most like to visit?
85. How many TVs are in your home?
86. How many things, in your past, do you regret?
87. Do you think you are attractive?
88. Do you believe in yourself?
89. Do you want to get married?

In a boy/girl...

90. Favourite eye colour?
91. Favourite hair colour?
92. Short or long hair?
95. Body type?
93. Height?
94. Weight?

Do you work for Google or Facebook & are collecting information for them?
 

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1. What is the meaning behind your kennel username? Because I used to log on with Invisible status and nobody could see when I was online.
2. Regardless of whether or not it's the Bulldogs, Why do you support your NRL team? Because my grandparents grew up in the area, walking distance to BSG.
3. Are you on social media (no need to post the link)? Am I? I'm Mr Invisible bitch!

General

4. What is your height?
0.000901728 Nautical Miles
5. Do you have any siblings? I might, but they are Invisible too.
6. What is your eye colour? I cannot answer that as they change anywhere from brown to blue to green.
7. What is your hair colour? Raw Umber
8. Do you wear glasses or contacts? Nope
9. Are you right handed or left handed? Depends if I want to give myself a stranger.
10. Do you have any piercings? Nope
11. Do you smoke? Nope
12. Do you swear? Fuck no
13. Do you get along with your parents? Don't we all.
14. Your heritage? 50% English, 50% Aussie, with German, Scottish, Irish heritage.
15. Your fears? Having to answer a 94 question survey.
16. Goal you would like to achieve this year? Hopefully finishing said 94 question survey.
17. Most overused phrase on an instant messenger? LOL
18. Best Physical Feature? My third eye.
19. Your bedtime? Varies
20. What time do you arise in the morning? Depends on the dream the night before.
21. First thoughts waking up? Bloody morning wood.
22. Do you shower daily? That's a bit personal isn't it?

This Or That?


23. Bright or dark room? I'm not racist, but bright is right!
24. Chocolate or vanilla? I'm not racist, but chocolate.
25. Dogs of cats? Dogs, always dogs.
26. Pepsi or Coke? Neither, we have a Soda Stream maker. But I did try that Raspberry coke the other day and it's bloody delicious.
27. McDonalds or Burger King? Hungry Jacks if anything at all.
28. Solo singer or band? What the fuck question is this?
29. Ice Tea or Juice? View attachment 4824Ice-T Muthafucker!!!!!
30. Tea or Coffee? Neither, I don't drink hot beverages.

In the last month have you...

31. Drank alcohol?
Yes
32. Gone to a shopping centre? Yes
33. Eaten a box of Oreos? No
34. Eaten sushi? NEVER - http://www.foxnews.com/health/2018/...ggling-out-out-mans-body-after-ate-sushi.html
35. Been on stage? Backstage, or Stage?
36. Been dumped? Nope but I've taken plenty.
37. Gone skinny dipping? I'm always nude, I don't own any clothes.
38. Stolen Anything? Never

Have you ever...

39. Laughed for no reason?
*laughs for no reason*
40. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do? Haven't we all.
41. Been in love? Ummm yeah
42. Fired a gun? Yep
43. Been drunk? See #31
44. Been called a Tease? Not that I'm aware of.
45. Been beaten up? Yes
46. Shoplifted? FFS for the second time in this quiz NO.

What was the last....

47. Furry thing you touched?
My pubes taking a piss.
48. Thing you've said? Fucks sake this is stupidly long.
49. Song you've listened to?

The last...

50. Person you've spoken to on the phone?
NFI
51. Movie you watched? Moana
52. Thing you were doing before this? Something
53. Time you cried? NFI
54. Song you've sang? Boogie in your Butt
55. Time you looked at the clock/time today? 2:57PM
56. Food and drink you've had? Haven't had lunch yet.
57. Flavour of gum you've chewed? I don't chew gum.
58. Shoes you've worn? Bata Boots for mowing the lawn.
59. Store you've been in? NFI

Favourite...

60. Planet?
Uranus
61. Age you've been so far? 69
62. Season? Summer
63. Number? 69
64. TV show? Watching Rick & Morty at the moment.
65. Type of flower/tree? Roses, we have quite a few of them.

Random...

66. How much cash do you have on you?
$0
67. What's a word that rhymes with 'punt'? Salad
68. What T-Shirt are you wearing? Stripy one
69. What brand of shoes are you wearing? Skins
70. What did your last text message say? Why did you put a telephone in your butt?
71. What were you doing at midnight last night? What everyone does at midnight... KennelTime!
72. What's your current desktop picture? Windows 7 Default.
73. What's a word that you say a lot? I don't have one.
74. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Black
75. How is the weather right now? Fine
76. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? That they have a face.
77. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Never done it, and the females locked up under the stairs agree.
78. Can you do a headstand (not using a wall)? Why would I want to?
79. Who would you like to see right now? NFI
80. How many pillows do you sleep with? 1,473,382.964^8
81. Would you go on a date with someone on Face or Instagram who you have never met in person? Fuck no... haven't you seen Catfish!!!
82. How do you want to die? I'll tell you just before I die.
83. What did you want to be when you were a kid growing up? A Cartoon Crocodile.
84. What country would you most like to visit? Fiji
85. How many TVs are in your home? Two, though technically endless as we have a NAS and Foxtel Go.
86. How many things, in your past, do you regret? Countless, EXAMPLE .. Starting the survey and thinking I'd be done in 5 minutes.
87. Do you think you are attractive? Do YOUUUUUUU
88. Do you believe in yourself? Do YOUUUUUUUUUU
89. Do you want to get married? Dumb question, what if I already am?

In a boy/girl...

90. Favourite eye colour?
Blue/Green/Brown/WhoGivesAFuckAsLongAsTheyHaveEyes
91. Favourite hair colour? Blonde/Brunette ONLY
92. Short or long hair? Short hair is for lesbians. Shoulder length or longer.
95. Body type? Athletic/Sporty to thin.
93. Height? 0.000901728 to 0.000971922 Nautical Miles
94. Weight? Preferably less than 8e+10 micrograms.

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