The Final Survey

[Wahesh]

1. What is the meaning behind your kennel username?
2. Regardless of whether or not it's the Bulldogs, Why do you support your NRL team?
3. Are you on social media (no need to post the link)?

General

4. What is your height?
5. Do you have any siblings?
6. What is your eye colour?
7. What is your hair colour?
8. Do you wear glasses or contacts?
9. Are you right handed or left handed?
10. Do you have any piercings?
11. Do you smoke?
12. Do you swear?
13. Do you get along with your parents?
14. Your heritage?
15. Your fears?
16. Goal you would like to achieve this year?
17. Most overused phrase on an instant messenger?
18. Best Physical Feature?
19. Your bedtime?
20. What time do you arise in the morning?
21. First thoughts waking up?
22. Do you shower daily?

This Or That?

23. Bright or dark room?
24. Chocolate or vanilla?
25. Dogs of cats?
26. Pepsi or Coke?
27. McDonalds or Burger King?
28. Solo singer or band?
29. Ice Tea or Juice?
30. Tea or Coffee

In the last month have you...

31. Drank alcohol?
32. Gone to a shopping centre?
33. Eaten a box of Oreos?
34. Eaten sushi?
35. Been on stage?
36. Been dumped?
37. Gone skinny dipping?
38. Stolen Anything?

Have you ever...

39. Laughed for no reason?
40. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
41. Been in love?
42. Fired a gun?
43. Been drunk?
44. Been called a Tease?
45. Been beaten up?
46. Shoplifted?

What was the last....

47. Furry thing you touched?
48. Thing you've said?
49. Song you've listened to?

The last...

50. Person you've spoken to on the phone?
51. Movie you watched?
52. Thing you were doing before this?
53. Time you cried?
54. Song you've sang?
55. Time you looked at the clock/time today?
56. Food and drink you've had?
57. Flavour of gum you've chewed?
58. Shoes you've worn?
59. Store you've been in?

Favourite...

60. Planet?
61. Age you've been so far?
62. Season?
63. Number?
64. TV show?
65. Type of flower/tree?

Random...

66. How much cash do you have on you?
67. What's a word that rhymes with 'punt'?
68. What T-Shirt are you wearing?
69. What brand of shoes are you wearing?
70. What did your last text message say?
71. What were you doing at midnight last night?
72. What's your current desktop picture?
73. What's a word that you say a lot?
74. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?
75. How is the weather right now?
76. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
77. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
78. Can you do a headstand (not using a wall)?
79. Who would you like to see right now?
80. How many pillows do you sleep with?
81. Would you go on a date with someone on Face or Instagram who you have never met in person?
82. How do you want to die?
83. What did you want to be when you were a kid growing up?
84. What country would you most like to visit?
85. How many TVs are in your home?
86. How many things, in your past, do you regret?
87. Do you think you are attractive?
88. Do you believe in yourself?
89. Do you want to get married?

In a boy/girl...

90. Favourite eye colour?
91. Favourite hair colour?
92. Short or long hair?
95. Body type?
93. Height?
94. Weight?

 

[Wahesh]

We're going out with a bang people, this is my last survey. LET'S DO THIS!!!

1. What is the meaning behind your kennel username? Wahesh = Beast
2. Regardless of whether or not it's the Bulldogs, Why do you support your NRL team? Born, bred, and live in the area my whole life.
3. Are you on social media (no need to post the link)? Yes

General

4. What is your height? 180cm
5. Do you have any siblings? Yes
6. What is your eye colour? Brown
7. What is your hair colour? Dark brown (was dark blonde/light brown when I was young).
8. Do you wear glasses or contacts? No
9. Are you right handed or left handed? Left
10. Do you have any piercings? No
11. Do you smoke? No
12. Do you swear? All the fkn time
13. Do you get along with your parents? Yes
14. Your heritage? Lebanese & Armenian
15. Your fears? Snakes. Petrified of the fuckers...
16. Goal you would like to achieve this year? Possibly a different/better job
17. Most overused phrase on an instant messenger? LOL
18. Best Physical Feature? Personality (those who know me well know this)
19. Your bedtime? I don't have one but generally I'm out by 9:30
20. What time do you arise in the morning? I'm usually awake by 5:00am, out of bed by 5:45
21. First thoughts waking up? Going back to sleep
22. Do you shower daily? Yes

This Or That?

23. Bright or dark room? Bright (natural light)
24. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate
25. Dogs of cats? Dogs
26. Pepsi or Coke? Coke... just. But prefer Pepsi Max over diet coke, Coke Zero Pepsi Max, and Vanilla Coke over all.
27. McDonalds or Burger King? Maccas - I haven't had too much BK. I only have Maccas 1 or 2 times per year.
28. Solo singer or band? Solo female singers
29. Ice Tea or Juice? Ice Tea (peach)
30. Tea or Coffee? Coffee

In the last month have you...

31. Drank alcohol? Yes
32. Gone to a shopping centre? Yes
33. Eaten a box of Oreos? No
34. Eaten sushi? Unfortunately no
35. Been on stage? No
36. Been dumped? No
37. Gone skinny dipping? Nah
38. Stolen Anything? No

Have you ever...

39. Laughed for no reason? Laughed about something that happened days or weeks prior, yes
40. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do? Yes - watching tv when I was meant to be studying as a kid lol
41. Been in love? Yes
42. Fired a gun? Yes
43. Been drunk? Yes
44. Been called a Tease? Fk No
45. Been beaten up? Been in fights but not beaten up
46. Shoplifted? Yes

What was the last....

47. Furry thing you touched? A dog I think, can't remember
48. Thing you've said? Why? - Literally... that's what I said
49. Song you've listened to? Shit I can't remember. Probably something on YouTube.

The last...

50. Person you've spoken to on the phone? Some vendor at work
51. Movie you watched? Can't remember. Maybe The Rock?
52. Thing you were doing before this? Eating lunch
53. Time you cried? Can't remember - years and years ago.
54. Song you've sang? "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas"
55. Time you looked at the clock/time today? Just now
56. Food and drink you've had? Drink - water, food, peanut brittle (eating it now)...
57. Flavour of gum you've chewed? Probably peppermint
58. Shoes you've worn? Colorado
59. Store you've been in? Coffee shop

Favourite...

60. Planet? Saturn, for some reason those rings fascinate me.
61. Age you've been so far? 27 - went overseas, had a ball.
62. Season? Winter
63. Number? 23
64. TV show? Criminal Minds and Modern Family
65. Type of flower/tree? Redwood Cedar

Random...

66. How much cash do you have on you? About $175 in my wallet
67. What's a word that rhymes with 'punt'? Let's say it's associated with Karmichael
68. What T-Shirt are you wearing? Some Lascote thing...
69. What brand of shoes are you wearing? Colorado
70. What did your last text message say? Some advertising thing
71. What were you doing at midnight last night? Sleeping
72. What's your current desktop picture? Standard image one (at work)
73. What's a word that you say a lot? Refer to question 67
74. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Blue
75. How is the weather right now? Fine
76. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? T or A
77. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Nah
78. Can you do a headstand (not using a wall)? Not using a wall? No
79. Who would you like to see right now? No one. I'd like to be sleeping in my room.
80. How many pillows do you sleep with? One, but there are 3 on my bed.
81. Would you go on a date with someone on Facebook or Instagram who you have never met in person? Can it be more than 1?
82. How do you want to die? Peacefully, sleeping
83. What did you want to be when you were a kid growing up? Cop
84. What country would you most like to visit? Lebanon, Spain, USA, Canada and Mexico
85. How many TVs are in your home? 3
86. How many things, in your past, do you regret? None. Without them then I wouldn't be shaped into who I am today. I regret NOT doing things, not doing things.
87. Do you think you are attractive? Now yes, but when I was younger I looked a lot older.
88. Do you believe in yourself? Of course I do
89. Do you want to get married? Yes

In a boy/girl...

90. Favourite eye colour? Hazel. I don't mind a sharp light blue if the woman has fair skin and silky black hair.
91. Favourite hair colour? Dark blonde/light brown/choc brown
92. Short or long hair? Long. The longer the better, with the waistline being the limit
95. Body type? Curvy if they are tall, thin/petite if they are short
93. Height? Ideally, 5 foot. Love them short.
94. Weight? 45kgs for shorties, 55 for taller.

 

[Mr Invisible]

Fucks sake that's too long man!!

 

[CroydonDog]

Answer these questions.

Next minute: Identity stolen

 

[Wahesh]

Fucks sake that's too long man!!

I know. Lucky it was a cut and paste job with some minor amendments
If you're bored though it's a good time waster. Was crazy busy at work this morning and early afternoon... it's a bit quiet now.

Let's be honest though... @south of heaven's answers are sure to entertain.

 

[Mr Invisible]

1. What is the meaning behind your kennel username? Because I used to log on with Invisible status and nobody could see when I was online.
2. Regardless of whether or not it's the Bulldogs, Why do you support your NRL team? Because my grandparents grew up in the area, walking distance to BSG.
3. Are you on social media (no need to post the link)? Am I? I'm Mr Invisible bitch!

General

4. What is your height? 0.000901728 Nautical Miles
5. Do you have any siblings? I might, but they are Invisible too.
6. What is your eye colour? I cannot answer that as they change anywhere from brown to blue to green.
7. What is your hair colour? Raw Umber
8. Do you wear glasses or contacts? Nope
9. Are you right handed or left handed? Depends if I want to give myself a stranger.
10. Do you have any piercings? Nope
11. Do you smoke? Nope
12. Do you swear? Fuck no
13. Do you get along with your parents? Don't we all.
14. Your heritage? 50% English, 50% Aussie, with German, Scottish, Irish heritage.
15. Your fears? Having to answer a 94 question survey.
16. Goal you would like to achieve this year? Hopefully finishing said 94 question survey.
17. Most overused phrase on an instant messenger? LOL
18. Best Physical Feature? My third eye.
19. Your bedtime? Varies
20. What time do you arise in the morning? Depends on the dream the night before.
21. First thoughts waking up? Bloody morning wood.
22. Do you shower daily? That's a bit personal isn't it?

This Or That?

23. Bright or dark room? I'm not racist, but bright is right!
24. Chocolate or vanilla? I'm not racist, but chocolate.
25. Dogs of cats? Dogs, always dogs.
26. Pepsi or Coke? Neither, we have a Soda Stream maker. But I did try that Raspberry coke the other day and it's bloody delicious.
27. McDonalds or Burger King? Hungry Jacks if anything at all.
28. Solo singer or band? What the fuck question is this?
29. Ice Tea or Juice?

Ice-T Muthafucker!!!!!
30. Tea or Coffee? Neither, I don't drink hot beverages.

In the last month have you...

31. Drank alcohol? Yes
32. Gone to a shopping centre? Yes
33. Eaten a box of Oreos? No
34. Eaten sushi? NEVER - http://www.foxnews.com/health/2018/...ggling-out-out-mans-body-after-ate-sushi.html
35. Been on stage? Backstage, or Stage?
36. Been dumped? Nope but I've taken plenty.
37. Gone skinny dipping? I'm always nude, I don't own any clothes.
38. Stolen Anything? Never

Have you ever...

39. Laughed for no reason? *laughs for no reason*
40. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do? Haven't we all.
41. Been in love? Ummm yeah
42. Fired a gun? Yep
43. Been drunk? See #31
44. Been called a Tease? Not that I'm aware of.
45. Been beaten up? Yes
46. Shoplifted? FFS for the second time in this quiz NO.

What was the last....

47. Furry thing you touched? My pubes taking a piss.
48. Thing you've said? Fucks sake this is stupidly long.
49. Song you've listened to?

The last...

50. Person you've spoken to on the phone? NFI
51. Movie you watched? Moana
52. Thing you were doing before this? Something
53. Time you cried? NFI
54. Song you've sang? Boogie in your Butt
55. Time you looked at the clock/time today? 2:57PM
56. Food and drink you've had? Haven't had lunch yet.
57. Flavour of gum you've chewed? I don't chew gum.
58. Shoes you've worn? Bata Boots for mowing the lawn.
59. Store you've been in? NFI

Favourite...

60. Planet? Uranus
61. Age you've been so far? 69
62. Season? Summer
63. Number? 69
64. TV show? Watching Rick & Morty at the moment.
65. Type of flower/tree? Roses, we have quite a few of them.

Random...

66. How much cash do you have on you? $0
67. What's a word that rhymes with 'punt'? Salad
68. What T-Shirt are you wearing? Stripy one
69. What brand of shoes are you wearing? Skins
70. What did your last text message say? Why did you put a telephone in your butt?
71. What were you doing at midnight last night? What everyone does at midnight... KennelTime!
72. What's your current desktop picture? Windows 7 Default.
73. What's a word that you say a lot? I don't have one.
74. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Black
75. How is the weather right now? Fine
76. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? That they have a face.
77. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Never done it, and the females locked up under the stairs agree.
78. Can you do a headstand (not using a wall)? Why would I want to?
79. Who would you like to see right now? NFI
80. How many pillows do you sleep with? 1,473,382.964^8
81. Would you go on a date with someone on Face or Instagram who you have never met in person? Fuck no... haven't you seen Catfish!!!
82. How do you want to die? I'll tell you just before I die.
83. What did you want to be when you were a kid growing up? A Cartoon Crocodile.
84. What country would you most like to visit? Fiji
85. How many TVs are in your home? Two, though technically endless as we have a NAS and Foxtel Go.
86. How many things, in your past, do you regret? Countless, EXAMPLE .. Starting the survey and thinking I'd be done in 5 minutes.
87. Do you think you are attractive? Do YOUUUUUUU
88. Do you believe in yourself? Do YOUUUUUUUUUU
89. Do you want to get married? Dumb question, what if I already am?

In a boy/girl...

90. Favourite eye colour? Blue/Green/Brown/WhoGivesAFuckAsLongAsTheyHaveEyes
91. Favourite hair colour? Blonde/Brunette ONLY
92. Short or long hair? Short hair is for lesbians. Shoulder length or longer.
95. Body type? Athletic/Sporty to thin.
93. Height? 0.000901728 to 0.000971922 Nautical Miles
94. Weight? Preferably less than 8e+10 micrograms.

 

[The DoggFather]

1. What is the meaning behind your kennelusername? - Old nickname and I want it back.

2. Regardless of whether or not it's the Bulldogs, Why do you support your NRL team? - because when I was 4 I thought they were a boys team because they wore blue.

3. Are you on social media (no need to post thelink)? - na, not a 12 year old girl.

General

4. What is your height? - 183
5. Do you have any siblings? - yes
6. What is your eye colour? - brown
7. What is your hair colour? - black beard
8. Do you wear glasses or contacts? - no
9. Are you right handed or left handed? - right
10. Do you have any piercings? - no
11. Do you smoke? - used to
12. Do you swear? - NEVER
13. Do you get along with your parents? - I have to lol
14. Your heritage? 1/4 Lebanese, 1/4 Russian, 1/2 Iraqi Assyrian with a Maori heart
15. Your fears? - reincarnation
16. Goal you would like to achieve this year? - own a V8, stay out of hospital and not die a 13th time.
17. Most overused phrase on an instant messenger? - dont use it
18. Best Physical Feature? - beard
19. Your bedtime? - 4-5am
20. What time do you arise in the morning? - 8
21. First thoughts waking up? - still alive
22. Do you shower daily? - twice minimum

This Or That?

23. Bright or dark room? - dark
24. Chocolate or vanilla? - choc
25. Dogs of cats? - dogs
26. Pepsi or Coke? - coke
27. McDonalds or Burger King? - maccas
28. Solo singer or band? - band
29. Ice Tea or Juice? - ice tea
30. Tea or Coffee - tea

In the last month have you...

31. Drank alcohol? -
32. Gone to a shopping centre? - yes
33. Eaten a box of Oreos? - no
34. Eaten sushi? - yes
35. Been on stage? - no
36. Been dumped? - no
37. Gone skinny dipping? - no
38. Stolen Anything? - no

Have you ever...

39. Laughed for no reason? - no
40. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do? - yes, my gf's cousin
41. Been in love? - yes
42. Fired a gun? - no comment
43. Been drunk? - pleanty of times
44. Been called a Tease? - no
45. Been beaten up? - few times
46. Shoplifted? - no

What was the last....

47. Furry thing you touched? - my beard
48. Thing you've said? - yullah bye
49. Song you've listened to? - My way

The last...

50. Person you've spoken to on the phone? - missus
51. Movie you watched? - scarface
52. Thing you were doing before this? - doctors
53. Time you cried? - can't remember
54. Song you've sang? - black betty
55. Time you looked at the clock/time today? 11:11
56. Food and drink you've had? - tablets with water
57. Flavour of gum you've chewed? - juicy root
58. Shoes you've worn? - Lacoste sandal things
59. Store you've been in? - Super cheap Auto

Favourite...

60. Planet? - wtf?
61. Age you've been so far? - 18-30
62. Season? - winter
63. Number? - 8
64. TV show? - Sopranos
65. Type of flower/tree? - Mulberry tree

Random...

66. How much cash do you have on you? - 15 bucks
67. What's a word that rhymes with 'punt'? - no idea
68. What T-Shirt are you wearing? - dogs singlet
69. What brand of shoes are you wearing? - barefoot
70. What did your last text message say? - what's doing?
71. What were you doing at midnight last night? Breakfast Point
72. What's your current desktop picture? 300 SRT8
73. What's a word that you say a lot? - c...uz
74. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? - blue
75. How is the weather right now? - fkn hot
76. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? - big eyes
77. Are you too shy to ask someone out? - hell no
78. Can you do a headstand (not using a wall)? - no
79. Who would you like to see right now? - my dad
80. How many pillows do you sleep with? - 1
81. Would you go on a date with someone on Face or Instagram who you have never met in person? - only if she roots
82. How do you want to die? - saving someone else
83. What did you want to be when you were a kid growing up? - professional poker player
84. What country would you most like to visit? - Cancun
85. How many TVs are in your home? - 5
86. How many things, in your past, do you regret? - too few to mention
87. Do you think you are attractive? - fuck no
88. Do you believe in yourself? - yes
89. Do you want to get married? - no lol

In a boy/girl...

90. Favourite eye colour? - green
91. Favourite hair colour? - brunette
92. Short or long hair? - long to her arse
95. Body type? - hourglass
93. Height? - short
94. Weight - average/curvy

 

[The DoggFather]

I didn't answer funny because Southy will put everyone on show.

 

[Kaz]

2. Regardless of whether or not it's the Bulldogs, Why do you support your NRL team? - because when I was 4 I thought they were a boys team because they wore blue.

How wrong you were.

 

[Wahesh]

40. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do? - yes, my gf's cousin

67. What's a word that rhymes with 'punt'? - no idea

71. What were you doing at midnight last night? Breakfast Point

81. Would you go on a date with someone on Face or Instagram who you have never met in person? - only if she roots

 

[Mr Invisible]

Is Southy going to:
a) go all out random
b) pick the funniest answer
c) type first thing that comes in his head.

71. What were you doing at midnight last night? Breakfast Point

That one cracked me up

 

[Indiandog]

12. Do you swear? - NEVER

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rodzilla]

1. What is the meaning behind your kennel username?, i wanted something that incorporated my surname and something that sounded like i had a large penis

2. Regardless of whether or not it's the Bulldogs, Why do you support your NRL team? i switched to the bulldogs after they beat my former team the roosters in the 2004 gf

3. Are you on social media (no need to post the link)? no

General

4. What is your height? short
5. Do you have any siblings? yes
6. What is your eye colour? black
7. What is your hair colour? black
8. Do you wear glasses or contacts? no
9. Are you right handed or left handed? left handed for writing, right handed for punching, throwing or masturbation
10. Do you have any piercings? no
11. Do you smoke? no
12. Do you swear? yes
13. Do you get along with your parents? yes
14. Your heritage? cuban and greek
15. Your fears? heights, spiders, people seeing my penis
16. Goal you would like to achieve this year? n/a
17. Most overused phrase on an instant messenger? n/a
18. Best Physical Feature? n/a
19. Your bedtime? midnight
20. What time do you arise in the morning? 9
21. First thoughts waking up? 15 minutes more sleep
22. Do you shower daily? only if i go out everyday

This Or That?

23. Bright or dark room? dark room
24. Chocolate or vanilla? vanilla
25. Dogs of cats? dogs
26. Pepsi or Coke? n/a
27. McDonalds or Burger King? both
28. Solo singer or band? n/a
29. Ice Tea or Juice? juice
30. Tea or Coffee tea

In the last month have you...

31. Drank alcohol? yes
32. Gone to a shopping centre? yes
33. Eaten a box of Oreos? no
34. Eaten sushi? no
35. Been on stage? no
36. Been dumped? no
37. Gone skinny dipping? no
38. Stolen Anything? yes

Have you ever...

39. Laughed for no reason? yes
40. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do? no
41. Been in love? yes
42. Fired a gun? no
43. Been drunk? yes
44. Been called a Tease? no
45. Been beaten up? no
46. Shoplifted? no

What was the last....

47. Furry thing you touched? n/a
48. Thing you've said? goodbye to my mum
49. Song you've listened to? razor ramon wwf theme song

The last...

50. Person you've spoken to on the phone? some job interview/hr person
51. Movie you watched? poilice academy on netflix
52. Thing you were doing before this? celebrating nye (its a long thing ffs)
53. Time you cried? n/a
54. Song you've sang? n/a
55. Time you looked at the clock/time today? 12.02
56. Food and drink you've had? water and chicken nuggets
57. Flavour of gum you've chewed? blue pk
58. Shoes you've worn? white sneakers
59. Store you've been in? discount chemist warehouse

Favourite...

60. Planet? earth
61. Age you've been so far? 20
62. Season? anything in between summer/winter
63. Number? 13
64. TV show? i like previous versions of star trek
65. Type of flower/tree? n/a

Random...

66. How much cash do you have on you? $18
67. What's a word that rhymes with 'punt'? ****
68. What T-Shirt are you wearing? white t shirt
69. What brand of shoes are you wearing? barefoot right now
70. What did your last text message say? happy birthday btw, i forgot
71. What were you doing at midnight last night? i dont know, probably masturbation
72. What's your current desktop picture? default
73. What's a word that you say a lot? alrighty
74. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? blue
75. How is the weather right now? ok
76. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? that they dont want to talk to me
77. Are you too shy to ask someone out? yes
78. Can you do a headstand (not using a wall)? maybe
79. Who would you like to see right now? nobody
80. How many pillows do you sleep with? 2
81. Would you go on a date with someone on Face or Instagram who you have never met in person? yes
82. How do you want to die? actually i dont want to die
83. What did you want to be when you were a kid growing up? n/a
84. What country would you most like to visit? maybe tahiti
85. How many TVs are in your home? 3
86. How many things, in your past, do you regret? 781
87. Do you think you are attractive? no
88. Do you believe in yourself? no
89. Do you want to get married? yes

 

[CroydonDog]

Is it really the final survey, or is this like a John Farnham style final tour?

 

[The DoggFather]

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Little white lie lol

 

[south of heaven]

I didn't answer funny because Southy will put everyone on show.

Ive been put on spot now.i cant performan

 

[rainman]

I AM DOING THIS AND ANSWERING FOR ZEE / INDIAN DOG

1. What is the meaning behind your kennel username? I am Indian and not circumcised
2. Regardless of whether or not it's the Bulldogs, Why do you support your NRL team? it's free
3. Are you on social media (no need to post the link)? tinder and grinder
Bigcok_superstud@711.com

General

4. What is your height? 175 cm plus 5 cm turbin total 180cm
5. Do you have any siblings? About 1 billion plus
6. What is your eye colour? Bloodshot
7. What is your hair colour? Bald
8. Do you wear glasses or contacts? Yes Coke bottles
9. Are you right handed or left handed? I need to use both hands
10. Do you have any piercings? Yes a Prince Albert
11. Do you smoke? Only after sex, so the answer is no
12. Do you swear? Is golly gosh a swear word
13. Do you get along with your parents? They left me in the hospital so go figure
14. Your heritage? Pakistani / Indian
15. Your fears? Being sent back
16. Goal you would like to achieve this year? An orgasm
17. Most overused phrase on an instant messenger? 10 inches
18. Best Physical Feature? My man tits
19. Your bedtime? I havnt slept in a bed for years
20. What time do you arise in the morning? Iam up all night !
21. First thoughts waking up? Fuck iam alive
22. Do you shower daily? No comment

This Or That?

23. Bright or dark room? Dark
24. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate
25. Dogs of cats? Dogs
26. Pepsi or Coke? We only serve Pepsi here
27. McDonalds or Burger King? I prefer the heated pies in the plastic bags
28. Solo singer or band? Solo
29. Ice Tea or Juice? I look like ice tea, so ice tea
30. Tea or Coffee ? Botox

In the last month have you...

31. Drank alcohol? No
32. Gone to a shopping centre? No I can buy everything at my workplace including petrol and dirty mags
33. Eaten a box of Oreos? Didn't catch her name
34. Eaten sushi? I will when she finishes her shift
35. Been on stage? Yes at the 7/11 employee of the year awards
36. Been dumped? I have been dumped on a few times
37. Gone skinny dipping? To fat
38. Stolen Anything? A passport and the occasional Slushy

Have you ever...

39. Laughed for no reason? Every time someone buys a donut
40. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do? Yes, but I had my own concent
41. Been in love? Every female that buys petrol
42. Fired a gun? Yes and I can't wait for my next shot
43. Been drunk? Only on fumes
44. Been called a Tease? Yes
45. Been beaten up? I beat my self all the time
46. Shoplifted? Only when the boss isn't looking

What was the last....

47. Furry thing you touched? My tounge
48. Thing you've said? Which pump was that sir
49. Song you've listened to? Iam to sexy

The last...

50. Person you've spoken to on the phone? The police
51. Movie you watched? Cum dog millionare, it's about a Mumbai porn star
52. Thing you were doing before this? Using both hands
53. Time you cried? When I to petrol in my eyes
54. Song you've sang? The song in the KFC song
55. Time you looked at the clock/time today? 4 it was change of shift
56. Food and drink you've had? Slushy and a mars bar
57. Flavour of gum you've chewed? Centre fruit
58. Shoes you've worn? Thongs
59. Store you've been in? Is that some kind of a joke !!

Favourite...

60. Planet? Planet Hollywood
61. Age you've been so far? I tell the chicks iam 25
62. Season? Monsoon
63. Number? Cant decide between 7 and 11 so I'll say 18 just to be safe
64. TV show? The fresh prince of Bombay
65. Type of flower/tree? Marijuana the shit grows everywhere back home

Random...

66. How much cash do you have on you? Wait I'll check the till
67. What's a word that rhymes with 'punt'? Pump
68. What T-Shirt are you wearing? The 7/11 polo
69. What brand of shoes are you wearing? Nykeys
70. What did your last text message say? What time do you close
71. What were you doing at midnight last night? Just finished work 1 hour prior, so probably rubbing one out
72. What's your current desktop picture? A big set of tits
73. What's a word that you say a lot? Thank you
74. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? White
75. How is the weather right now? Can't see through all the shit packed around the counter
76. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? They don't have penises
77. Are you too shy to ask someone out? No it's easy on a keyboard
78. Can you do a headstand (not using a wall)? Iam Indian ffs
79. Who would you like to see right now? Up this chicks skirt
80. How many pillows do you sleep with? We share one
81. Would you go on a date with someone on Face or Instagram who you have never met in person? I have never met anyone prior to going out with them
82. How do you want to die? With my nuts in a vice
83. What did you want to be when you were a kid growing up? The manager
84. What country would you most like to visit? The USA
85. How many TVs are in your home? Transvestites ?
86. How many things, in your past, do you regret? I regret nothing
87. Do you think you are attractive? Yes I fall in love with myself 3 or 4 times a day
88. Do you believe in yourself? No I can't believe some of the shit I've done
89. Do you want to get married? I'd marry the first chick that says yes

In a boy/girl...

90. Favourite eye colour? Non blood shot
91. Favourite hair colour? I like them smooth
92. Short or long hair? As above
95. Body type? Anything as long as it has all the bits
93. Height? 3 foot tall with a flat head, so I can rest my stubby on it whilst iam having fun
94. Weight? I weight for no ****

 

[Indiandog]

I AM DOING THIS AND ANSWERING FOR ZEE / INDIAN DOG

1. What is the meaning behind your kennel username? I am Indian and not circumcised
2. Regardless of whether or not it's the Bulldogs, Why do you support your NRL team? it's free
3. Are you on social media (no need to post the link)? tinder and grinder
Bigcok_superstud@711.com

General

4. What is your height? 175 cm plus 5 cm turbin total 180cm
5. Do you have any siblings? About 1 billion plus
6. What is your eye colour? Bloodshot
7. What is your hair colour? Bald
8. Do you wear glasses or contacts? Yes Coke bottles
9. Are you right handed or left handed? I need to use both hands
10. Do you have any piercings? Yes a Prince Albert
11. Do you smoke? Only after sex, so the answer is no
12. Do you swear? Is golly gosh a swear word
13. Do you get along with your parents? They left me in the hospital so go figure
14. Your heritage? Pakistani / Indian
15. Your fears? Being sent back
16. Goal you would like to achieve this year? An orgasm
17. Most overused phrase on an instant messenger? 10 inches
18. Best Physical Feature? My man tits
19. Your bedtime? I havnt slept in a bed for years
20. What time do you arise in the morning? Iam up all night !
21. First thoughts waking up? Fuck iam alive
22. Do you shower daily? No comment

This Or That?

23. Bright or dark room? Dark
24. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate
25. Dogs of cats? Dogs
26. Pepsi or Coke? We only serve Pepsi here
27. McDonalds or Burger King? I prefer the heated pies in the plastic bags
28. Solo singer or band? Solo
29. Ice Tea or Juice? I look like ice tea, so ice tea
30. Tea or Coffee ? Botox

In the last month have you...

31. Drank alcohol? No
32. Gone to a shopping centre? No I can buy everything at my workplace including petrol and dirty mags
33. Eaten a box of Oreos? Didn't catch her name
34. Eaten sushi? I will when she finishes her shift
35. Been on stage? Yes at the 7/11 employee of the year awards
36. Been dumped? I have been dumped on a few times
37. Gone skinny dipping? To fat
38. Stolen Anything? A passport and the occasional Slushy

Have you ever...

39. Laughed for no reason? Every time someone buys a donut
40. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do? Yes, but I had my own concent
41. Been in love? Every female that buys petrol
42. Fired a gun? Yes and I can't wait for my next shot
43. Been drunk? Only on fumes
44. Been called a Tease? Yes
45. Been beaten up? I beat my self all the time
46. Shoplifted? Only when the boss isn't looking

What was the last....

47. Furry thing you touched? My tounge
48. Thing you've said? Which pump was that sir
49. Song you've listened to? Iam to sexy

The last...

50. Person you've spoken to on the phone? The police
51. Movie you watched? Cum dog millionare, it's about a Mumbai porn star
52. Thing you were doing before this? Using both hands
53. Time you cried? When I to petrol in my eyes
54. Song you've sang? The song in the KFC song
55. Time you looked at the clock/time today? 4 it was change of shift
56. Food and drink you've had? Slushy and a mars bar
57. Flavour of gum you've chewed? Centre fruit
58. Shoes you've worn? Thongs
59. Store you've been in? Is that some kind of a joke !!

Favourite...

60. Planet? Planet Hollywood
61. Age you've been so far? I tell the chicks iam 25
62. Season? Monsoon
63. Number? Cant decide between 7 and 11 so I'll say 18 just to be safe
64. TV show? The fresh prince of Bombay
65. Type of flower/tree? Marijuana the shit grows everywhere back home

Random...

66. How much cash do you have on you? Wait I'll check the till
67. What's a word that rhymes with 'punt'? Pump
68. What T-Shirt are you wearing? The 7/11 polo
69. What brand of shoes are you wearing? Nykeys
70. What did your last text message say? What time do you close
71. What were you doing at midnight last night? Just finished work 1 hour prior, so probably rubbing one out
72. What's your current desktop picture? A big set of tits
73. What's a word that you say a lot? Thank you
74. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? White
75. How is the weather right now? Can't see through all the shit packed around the counter
76. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? They don't have penises
77. Are you too shy to ask someone out? No it's easy on a keyboard
78. Can you do a headstand (not using a wall)? Iam Indian ffs
79. Who would you like to see right now? Up this chicks skirt
80. How many pillows do you sleep with? We share one
81. Would you go on a date with someone on Face or Instagram who you have never met in person? I have never met anyone prior to going out with them
82. How do you want to die? With my nuts in a vice
83. What did you want to be when you were a kid growing up? The manager
84. What country would you most like to visit? The USA
85. How many TVs are in your home? Transvestites ?
86. How many things, in your past, do you regret? I regret nothing
87. Do you think you are attractive? Yes I fall in love with myself 3 or 4 times a day
88. Do you believe in yourself? No I can't believe some of the shit I've done
89. Do you want to get married? I'd marry the first chick that says yes

In a boy/girl...

90. Favourite eye colour? Non blood shot
91. Favourite hair colour? I like them smooth
92. Short or long hair? As above
95. Body type? Anything as long as it has all the bits
93. Height? 3 foot tall with a flat head, so I can rest my stubby on it whilst iam having fun
94. Weight? I weight for no ****

hahahha, good one taj

some of is spot on. specially this one.

41. Been in love? Every female that buys petrol

 

[Alan79]

1. What is the meaning behind your kennel username?
2. Regardless of whether or not it's the Bulldogs, Why do you support your NRL team?
3. Are you on social media (no need to post the link)?

General

4. What is your height?
5. Do you have any siblings?
6. What is your eye colour?
7. What is your hair colour?
8. Do you wear glasses or contacts?
9. Are you right handed or left handed?
10. Do you have any piercings?
11. Do you smoke?
12. Do you swear?
13. Do you get along with your parents?
14. Your heritage?
15. Your fears?
16. Goal you would like to achieve this year?
17. Most overused phrase on an instant messenger?
18. Best Physical Feature?
19. Your bedtime?
20. What time do you arise in the morning?
21. First thoughts waking up?
22. Do you shower daily?

This Or That?

23. Bright or dark room?
24. Chocolate or vanilla?
25. Dogs of cats?
26. Pepsi or Coke?
27. McDonalds or Burger King?
28. Solo singer or band?
29. Ice Tea or Juice?
30. Tea or Coffee

In the last month have you...

31. Drank alcohol?
32. Gone to a shopping centre?
33. Eaten a box of Oreos?
34. Eaten sushi?
35. Been on stage?
36. Been dumped?
37. Gone skinny dipping?
38. Stolen Anything?

Have you ever...

39. Laughed for no reason?
40. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
41. Been in love?
42. Fired a gun?
43. Been drunk?
44. Been called a Tease?
45. Been beaten up?
46. Shoplifted?

What was the last....

47. Furry thing you touched?
48. Thing you've said?
49. Song you've listened to?

The last...

50. Person you've spoken to on the phone?
51. Movie you watched?
52. Thing you were doing before this?
53. Time you cried?
54. Song you've sang?
55. Time you looked at the clock/time today?
56. Food and drink you've had?
57. Flavour of gum you've chewed?
58. Shoes you've worn?
59. Store you've been in?

Favourite...

60. Planet?
61. Age you've been so far?
62. Season?
63. Number?
64. TV show?
65. Type of flower/tree?

Random...

66. How much cash do you have on you?
67. What's a word that rhymes with 'punt'?
68. What T-Shirt are you wearing?
69. What brand of shoes are you wearing?
70. What did your last text message say?
71. What were you doing at midnight last night?
72. What's your current desktop picture?
73. What's a word that you say a lot?
74. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?
75. How is the weather right now?
76. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
77. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
78. Can you do a headstand (not using a wall)?
79. Who would you like to see right now?
80. How many pillows do you sleep with?
81. Would you go on a date with someone on Face or Instagram who you have never met in person?
82. How do you want to die?
83. What did you want to be when you were a kid growing up?
84. What country would you most like to visit?
85. How many TVs are in your home?
86. How many things, in your past, do you regret?
87. Do you think you are attractive?
88. Do you believe in yourself?
89. Do you want to get married?

In a boy/girl...

90. Favourite eye colour?
91. Favourite hair colour?
92. Short or long hair?
95. Body type?
93. Height?
94. Weight?

1. What is the meaning behind your kennel username?
It means I'm not really original.

2. Regardless of whether or not it's the Bulldogs, Why do you support your NRL team?
If I had chosen a different team to my Dad I would have been disowned.

3. Are you on social media (no need to post the link)?
No. It's on me like a rash.

General

4. What is your height?
9.5 inches. I'm laying down though.

5. Do you have any siblings?
I prefer to think they have me.

6. What is your eye colour?
A mix of pigments that was pre-determined by my genetic code.

7. What is your hair colour?
a series of signals defined by refraction of light back to the optical nerves in other peoples eyes.

8. Do you wear glasses or contacts?
No to glasses, and occasionally to the contacts from my little black book.

9. Are you right handed or left handed?
Yes.

10. Do you have any piercings?
I did once but i had stitches to sort the issue out.

11. Do you smoke?
Yes. Trout are delicious when I smoke them.

12. Do you swear?
I will if I'm ever called to give evidence.

13. Do you get along with your parents?
I uised to. Now I try to get along without them.

14. Your heritage?
Human.

15. Your fears?
That I won't last till the end of this survey

16. Goal you would like to achieve this year?
I don't play soccer or AFL. But if I did hopefully the winning one in an important game.

17. Most overused phrase on an instant messenger?
Hello/Hi

18. Best Physical Feature?
My DNA.

19. Your bedtime?
Currently it's at various stages approximately in January

20. What time do you arise in the morning?
12 minutes before i feel like sleeping again.

21. First thoughts waking up?
I really need to piss.

22. Do you shower daily?
No I respect Dailies privacy.

This Or That?

23. Bright or dark room?
I have the electricity connected so it's highly variable depending on my mood at the time.

24. Chocolate or vanilla?
Why are you discriminating against Caramel or strawberry?

25. Dogs of cats?
Generally cats don't like dogs a lot so where possible cats don't own dogs.

26. Pepsi or Coke?
Since you are offering I'll have Coke please.

27. McDonalds or Burger King?
I'm not really a monarchist so I guess McDonalds will have to do.

28. Solo singer or band?


29. Ice Tea or Juice?
I might look buffed but I swear I don't use juice.

30. Tea or Coffee
No thanks I'm still waiting for the Coke you offered me.


In the last month have you...

31. Drank alcohol?
I prefer to sniff glue.

32. Gone to a shopping centre?
Yes. I needed to pick up more glue.

33. Eaten a box of Oreos?
The glue sniffing ruins my appetite so no.

34. Eaten sushi?
No I wouldn't even know how to cook it.

35. Been on stage?
Yeah Stage one of rehab for glue sniffing.

36. Been dumped?
Nothing has eaten me as yet so I've never wound up as someones dump.

37. Gone skinny dipping?
Does it count in the shower?

38. Stolen Anything?
Only hearts.

Have you ever...

39. Laughed for no reason?
No the reason is always determined by brain chemistry.

40. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
I dindu nuffin.

41. Been in love?
It seems overrated. I prefer to stop at lust.

42. Fired a gun?
Yeah. I felt bad doing so. I'm sure it had a family to feed and appreciated the income.

43. Been drunk?
No I'm solid not liquid.

44. Been called a Tease?
No. People are usually too busy calling me nastier things.

45. Been beaten up?
No. I usually fall down when people beat me.

46. Shoplifted?
Will you narc on me if I tell?


What was the last....

47. Furry thing you touched?
My tongue after drinking Port

48. Thing you've said?
My tongue after drinking Port.

49. Song you've listened to?

We're taking the hobbits to Isendgard. I recommend you download it and have a quick listen.

The last...

50. Person you've spoken to on the phone?
I tried getting in touch with optus service staff. That wound up with me talking to myself for a while.

51. Movie you watched?
A self help video on how to fix a phone.

52. Thing you were doing before this?
Having breakfast.

53. Time you cried?
At Lunch time when I saw how far I had to go till the end.

54. Song you've sang?
How did you know i was dating an asian. her name is spelled Sung Yoo Sang. It's tricky to spell.

55. Time you looked at the clock/time today?
0.5 seconds after reading this question.

56. Food and drink you've had?
Bacon deluxe meal from Hungry Jacks

57. Flavour of gum you've chewed?
Pig jawbone back when I was in Thailand.

58. Shoes you've worn?
Daihatsu Terios brake shoes.

59. Store you've been in?
BCF.


Favourite...

60. Planet?
Hollywood.

61. Age you've been so far?
I was 79 in a past life.

62. Season?
1 of the big bang theory.

63. Number?
94 when this survey ends.

64. TV show?
none

65. Type of flower/tree?
Carpentry

Random...

66. How much cash do you have on you?
I made a bet with myself that I'd finish this survey. I've got $5 on me to finish at odds of 2:1

67. What's a word that rhymes with 'punt'?
Rapper. Bureau punt rhyme with numerous rappers.

68. What T-Shirt are you wearing?
I'm not wearing a shirt. It's making my nipples hard. What are you wearing.

69. What brand of shoes are you wearing?
Straight from nipples to feet. I don't have a foot fetish and it makes my nipples soften if you do.

70. What did your last text message say?
If you are sick of the survey then stop doing it.

71. What were you doing at midnight last night?
I'm not going to say without my lawyer present.

72. What's your current desktop picture?
It's a digital image.

73. What's a word that you say a lot?
A catchprase.

74. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?
I'm not sure how they turn humans into crayons but I suspect I'd be red.

75. How is the weather right now?
Good.

76. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
That they're female

77. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
No

78. Can you do a headstand (not using a wall)?
I did once when i came off my bike. But not for very long.

79. Who would you like to see right now?
Anyone willing to finish this survey for me.

80. How many pillows do you sleep with?
I think Pillow may have changed his username and we weren't in a relationship ever.

81. Would you go on a date with someone on Face or Instagram who you have never met in person?
If they were paying

82. How do you want to die?
Heart attack in the middle of a threesome with Isla Fischer and Emma Watson.

83. What did you want to be when you were a kid growing up?
A transformer.

84. What country would you most like to visit?
Ethiopia since I'd be classed as wealthy there.

85. How many TVs are in your home?
Just the one. But even Blue Boost would approve of it.

86. How many things, in your past, do you regret?
Aside from starting this survey I can't remember too many.

87. Do you think you are attractive?
Yes. Mosquitos love me.

88. Do you believe in yourself?
No. I'm just a myth.

89. Do you want to get married?
I might have said I'd date someone from social media that I'd never met, but this proposal is very much out of the blue. You'll have to at least buy me dinner before i think about it.

In a boy/girl...

90. Favourite eye colour?
Red like you see in those albino's

91. Favourite hair colour?
Snow white like you see on those Albinos

92. Short or long hair?
As long as it's snow white I'll be satisfied.

95. Body type?
Human

93. Height?
Under 9 inches lying down

94. Weight?
Less than me but more than a bowling ball.

 

[Wahesh]

Is it really the final survey, or is this like a John Farnham style final tour?

Last survey that I'll be creating. If anyone else wants to create one, go right ahead...