The ever present lawnmowers

[belmore_utd]

Mowing regularly at a low height and removing minimal growth makes the grass horny and produces a thicker lawn. Also smells nice.

Feeding your lawn some of that purple mf drank and watermelon is scientifically proven to thicken 'it' up aswell.

I have a patch of mint growing through my lawn and smells like marital sex when I cut through it.

 

[MoNkEy]

I am also a shift worker but do not expect my neighbours to alter their habits in order to cater for my sleeping patterns - especially during daylight hours.

Considered a blockout shutter for her bedroom?

 

[TwinTurbo]

Always a Bulldog

 

[BELMORE]

I have a legitimate concern for my shift worker wifes well being.

I will take your selfish renter mindset into consideration. Thanks for your feedback,

Boost_United

You say renter like it’s a bad thing… don’t worry man, I used to think the same until I realised I can rent a nice place and add an extra 4 properties to my portfolio.

 

[belmore_utd]

I am also a shift worker but do not expect my neighbours to alter their habits in order to cater for my sleeping patterns - especially during daylight hours.

Considered a blockout shutter for her bedroom?

Already got blockouts. I'm not talking about regular maintenance. I'm talking about excessive unhealthy obsessions hiding parkinsons symptoms by holding onto vibrational devices

 

[belmore_utd]

You say renter like it’s a bad thing… don’t worry man, I used to think the same until I realised I can rent a nice place and add an extra 4 properties to my portfolio.

I love how humble the kennel has become

 

[BELMORE]

I love how humble the kennel has become

Yeah we got all these flops around here calling people renters in a derogatory sense, people saying they deserve more rest than anyone else, people complaining about other people keeping their property in good shape… it’s crazy

 

[belmore_utd]

Yeah we got all these flops around here calling people renters in a derogatory sense, people saying they deserve more rest than anyone else, people complaining about other people keeping their property in good shape… it’s crazy

Dont forget the ultra serious anal retenters

 

[Kung fu man]

Try earplugs!

 

[belmore_utd]

Try earplugs!

She works in covid wards and understandably doesnt not want rip off the ppe she has been wearing for 10 hrs to replace it with other ppe!

 

[Natboy]

I’m with you on leaf blowers though. I fucking hate the loud pointless things

 

[wendog33]

She works in covid wards and understandably doesnt not want rip off the ppe she has been wearing for 10 hrs to replace it with other ppe!

Set up a camp bed in the staff room at the hospital you whingers. Problem solved. Tskk

 

[belmore_utd]

I’m with you on leaf blowers though. I fucking hate the loud pointless things

In a subtropical climate where it has been raining on off for the last 3 days, still leaves the sprinklers on for 3 hrs but cant bear to waste the 10 mins water it would take to hose down the drive and pathways smh

 

[belmore_utd]

Set up a camp bed in the staff room at the hospital you whingers. Problem solved. Tskk

Setup up some nightly right on cue for the 6 p.m news 120 decibels bangarang more like it. Tsskk Tskk

 

[wendog33]

Setup up some nightly right on cue for the 6 p.m news 120 decibels bangarang more like it. Tsskk Tskk

What about asking the cleaner to remove some buckets and mops and clear a space in the utility room then.

Jokes aside I hope she gets the rest she needs and deserves.

 

[belmore_utd]

What about asking the cleaner to remove some buckets and mops and clear a space in the utility room then.

Jokes aside I hope she gets the rest she needs and deserves.

Utiliy rooms are now secondary covid wards

 

[belmore_utd]

Utiliy rooms are now secondary covid wards

Just joking @wendog33 thats where they send the unvaccinated

 

[wendog33]

Utiliy rooms are now secondary covid wards

She'll be asked to take a few patients home with her soon

 

[south of heaven]

My neighbour had a go at me about me using a push mower for 5 minutes ,apparently its to noisy for his wife with and 1 year old

 

[wendog33]

She'll be asked to take a few patients home with her soon

You'll appreciate the lawn mowing, whipper snipper noise then....will start reminiscin' even...will seem like normal ol' early 2019 times back in the pre-covid times remember that lol