The crappest song your have ever heard?

[Howard Moon]

Life by Desiree. Not a terrible song to listen to (as oppose to Moves Like Jagger), but it's rated as having some of the worst lyrics of all time. For example:

I'm afraid of the dark,
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,
Oh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

I had to play the song to make sure those were the actual lyrics

 

[Flanagun]

I had to play the song to make sure those were the actual lyrics

Who doesn’t fear ghosts and love toast? Very relatable!

 

[Flanagun]

Life by Desiree. Not a terrible song to listen to (as oppose to Moves Like Jagger), but it's rated as having some of the worst lyrics of all time. For example:

I'm afraid of the dark,
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,
Oh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

That’s similar to a song I wrote...

Sometimes I fear I’ll get diarrhea,
watch the world pass me by as I leak from my rear,
I’d rather sit here and sip on my beer,
as I watch A Current Affair and cast judgment on dodgy tradies who don’t know or care.

 

[Howard Moon]

That’s similar to a song I wrote...

Sometimes I fear I’ll get diarrhea,
watch the world pass me by as I leak from my rear,
I’d rather sit here and sip on my beer,
as I watch A Current Affair and cast judgment on dodgy tradies who don’t know or care.

Now that, is a lyrical masterpiece

 

[Flanagun]

I had to play the song to make sure those were the actual lyrics

Writing is all about the flow....

 

[Mr Invisible]

Actually the artist was stylized as Des'ree (pronounced Des Ray).

Given the Dogs two shittiest people of yesterday were Des and Rae, it doesn't suprise me that the song was a lyrical crap trap.

It was written by her (Des'Ree), and a guy called Prince Sampson. It explains a lot.

Writing is all about the flow....

and given she's female it's entirely possible she was on it during writing the song so got lazy.

 

[The DoggFather]

Every song you hear on radio is pretty fkn shit.

Plus every song sounds like it's sung by the same Dindu with autotune these days.

 

[coach]

Every song you hear on radio is pretty fkn shit.

Plus every song sounds like it's sung by the same Dindu with autotune these days.

Yes and yes
It’s just complete dribble these days , for the most part

 

[Dognacious]

Song that makes me change station if it's on is Beyonce singing who won the world...girls. I wish I had more hands to facepalm with when I hear it.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Song that makes me change station if it's on is Beyonce singing who won the world...girls. I wish I had more hands to facepalm with when I hear it.

It's "Who run the world... girls"

One of the most complex lyrical songs there is....

"Girls, we run this motha, yeah
Girls, we run this motha, yeah
Girls, we run this motha, yeah
Girls we run this motha, girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run this motha?
Girls
Who run this motha?
Girls
Who run this motha?
Girls
Who run this motha?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls"

 

[The DoggFather]

It's "Who run the world... girls"

One of the most complex lyrical songs there is....

"Girls, we run this motha, yeah
Girls, we run this motha, yeah
Girls, we run this motha, yeah
Girls we run this motha, girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run this motha?
Girls
Who run this motha?
Girls
Who run this motha?
Girls
Who run this motha?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls"

Took 5 years and a team of 200 poets to come up with those quality lyrics.

PS is the calling The Powers That Be, girls?

 

[Mr Invisible]

It's "Who run the world... girls"

One of the most complex lyrical songs there is....

"Girls, we run this motha, yeah
Girls, we run this motha, yeah
Girls, we run this motha, yeah
Girls we run this motha, girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run this motha?
Girls
Who run this motha?
Girls
Who run this motha?
Girls
Who run this motha?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls"

Ironically a man could have written better lyrics.

 

[Howard Moon]

It's "Who run the world... girls"

One of the most complex lyrical songs there is....

"Girls, we run this motha, yeah
Girls, we run this motha, yeah
Girls, we run this motha, yeah
Girls we run this motha, girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run this motha?
Girls
Who run this motha?
Girls
Who run this motha?
Girls
Who run this motha?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls"

and probably still paid somebody to write it for her

 

[Stinky Wizzleteats]

Took 5 years and a team of 200 poets to come up with those quality lyrics.

PS is the calling The Powers That Be, girls?

 

[Mr Invisible]

My gift to you all... Enjoy....

Oh and it is androgynous not trans... GET IT RIGHT!!

 

[Canis Maximus]

This is got to be so crappy that its great.
Enjoy

 

[Mr 95%]

This is got to be so crappy that its great.
Enjoy

Wtf?

 

[K E]

Not too sure if this has been discussed but the below are actual lyrics I shit you not.

Lift your, lift your, lift yourself
Lift, lift your, lift your, lift your, lift your, lift, lift
Hard to see, ooh
The hang ups we have today-ay-ay
But they don't really realize, though
This next verse, this next verse though
These bars
Watch this some shit, go

Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

 

[K E]

It's "Who run the world... girls"

One of the most complex lyrical songs there is....

"Girls, we run this motha, yeah
Girls, we run this motha, yeah
Girls, we run this motha, yeah
Girls we run this motha, girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run this motha?
Girls
Who run this motha?
Girls
Who run this motha?
Girls
Who run this motha?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls"

 

[Mr Invisible]

Not too sure if this has been discussed but the below are actual lyrics I shit you not.

Lift your, lift your, lift yourself
Lift, lift your, lift your, lift your, lift your, lift, lift
Hard to see, ooh
The hang ups we have today-ay-ay
But they don't really realize, though
This next verse, this next verse though
These bars
Watch this some shit, go

Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

It's Kanye West ... even before he got brainfucked by being dragged into the Kardashian clan, he had mental issues.

I wouldn't expect anything less from him.