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Sounds like drugssBro this sound like a late night infomercial lol
Sounds like drugssBro this sound like a late night infomercial lol
Better then my original post! LolAre there any throbbing knobs here on the kennel? Do you find it impossible to start your day without a good wank?
I struggle without my morning wank routine, it is vital to the outcome of my day. And having living in my parents basement for a good 10 years of my virgin life, i struggle to comprimise on the quality of my wanks.
My previous method was the spit method. It poured a bloody good shot of white sauce, but was a little slow given i was using my left hand, and I could only bust when using a right hand one at a time, and had to switch between hands and wait for the temperature of the right hand to cool down.
Recently the spit method towards my dick clapped out, and i decided to bite the bullet and buy a really good set of lotion. So i am now a proud owner of a Barkley Basics Hand Cream Lotion. Its fucking amazing!!! Dual cream with two hand control. I can finally use both hands, while the Knob perfectly regulates temp throughout the machine to produce. Plus its sexy as hell!!
Not going to hijack your thread Flame. Back to coffee!Better then my original post! Lol
Phone is always in the locker before that shit starts. You know the rulesSounds like drugss
Guess who was standing in line when the lollies ran out!I don't drink that shit
fuck…A wank is my alternative to a coffee. Can’t go a day without it. And its a huge fucking problem…
CQ is central QLD?fuck…
YesCQ is central QLD?
$6 a coffee..WTF?Ok gentlemen - advice time.
So here's the dilemma - missus has fcked up the Nuovo. Off for repair tomorrow at Di Pacci's but based on what I told them, they are not optimistic. $100 to do the check - ok with that and offered a discount if I need a replacement machine. Smells a bit wiffy but hey - wfh and not paying $6 a coffee for the wimpy shit from the local cafe.
So - missus has had a rant and says - I want a breville with a built in grinder (lets just forget the top of the range Mazelli grinder I have at the moment). I'm prepared, at an absolute pinch, to go a bambino plus + replace the portafiller with a third party (has a PID but is not programmable) and comes in at $700 (incl. the third party portafiller). Or.....
Get something that makes a decent cup of Joe. Missus can go fck herself. Have the day off tomorrow so happy to fck around a bit on this if required.
Issues are I have a small footprint, I'm not plumbing it in, want a programmable PID but has to be simple enough for dunderhead to use. Double boiler would be super cool.
Any suggestions are welcome.
Mate - popped into a cafe further up the road a few months ago. Flat white, large, extra shot (4 shots). Bigger than the above by a little but not much.$6 a coffee..WTF?
I have a Breville Barista Express. Widely considered one of, if not the best sub $1k machines. It goes for around 6 or 700.For all you folk with coffee machines why is it that all the 8nes even $2k machines friends and relatives own, the coffee comes out not really hot. Add milk and it's kinda cold then.
Maybe too many folk think they're barristas...idk.
yeah I order a flat white and they always want to be my best friend afterwards.I always enjoy the look of relief on a Barista's face when I order my usual flat white in a coffee shop.
Criminals entitled Sons of Bitches.Mate - popped into a cafe further up the road a few months ago. Flat white, large, extra shot (4 shots). Bigger than the above by a little but not much.
Charged me $10.50. Nearly died.
Never been back since.