The Christmas thread - What’s your plans?

[Bazildog]

First beer about 8am as I cook bbq breakfast at home for my family and then Ubers for all to extended family Chrissy lunch/dinner with plenty of eating /swimming /drinking and bullshitting. Do my very best to be a pest to all present and waddle back in my front door around 9pm full as a goog and farting like a big brass band.

This years theme is funny shirts and Mexican, should be fun.

 

[The DoggFather]

It doesn't really matter - all 3 of them will result in a nap afterwards.

Bro if a bag puts you to sleep you need a new dealer lol

 

[Cook]

Watched Home And Alone with kids earlier. Still my favourite Christmas movie, love it. Watched every year now since I can remember

 

[DinkumDog]

A disruptive Christmas week.
My missus’ car was making a terrible noise.
She took it to the mechanic.
He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD and now everything is OK .

 

[CrittaMagic69]

A disruptive Christmas week.
My missus’ car was making a terrible noise.
She took it to the mechanic.
He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD and now everything is OK .

Plot twist. He then replaced it with Michael Buble .

 

[south of heaven]

Indian dog pumped for xmas

 

[N4TE]

I’ll whack on another fav Christmas song

 

[N4TE]

Just going to repost because it’s the 21st of December

 

[DinkumDog]

More on the Christmas music theme: Here’s a historical photo of school children when their teacher played Mariah Carey’s ‘All I Want For Christmas’ :

 

[D0GMATIC]

Consuming beer and ham in unhealthy volumes whilst watching the cricket

 

[Hacky McAxe]

More on the Christmas music theme: Here’s a historical photo of school children when their teacher played Mariah Carey’s ‘All I Want For Christmas’ :

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Hilarious joke. You probably stole it off some Queenslander

 

[DinkumDog]

Hilarious joke. You probably stole it off some Queenslander

Not sure I follow…
Closet Mariah fan Hacky??

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Not sure I follow…
Closet Mariah fan Hacky??

The Christmas thread - What’s your plans?

I’m in charge of the duck pancakes this year so pressure on.

www.thekennel.net.au

 

[DinkumDog]

The Christmas thread - What’s your plans?

I’m in charge of the duck pancakes this year so pressure on.

www.thekennel.net.au

Oh, bugger - hadn’t seen that.
OK that was a cover.
Royalties will be due.
I’ll revert to originals moving forward .

 

[N4TE]

Consuming beer and ham in unhealthy volumes whilst watching the cricket

Sounds pretty spot on

 

[sideswip]

Staying out of QLD thats for fucking sure!

 

[steeliz]

Favourite Christmas song behind 'How to make Gravy', thanks @N4TE you beat me to that one.

 

[steeliz]

Staying out of QLD thats for fucking sure!

Booked to go to Cairns / Port Douglas in Jan for 2 weeks.

Never paid so much attention to Anastasia in my life

 

[Chrisaaar]

My first born being exported from the Mrs on the 24th at 130pm, so I guess I'll be wiping ass on Xmas day

 

[sideswip]

My first born being exported from the Mrs on the 24th at 130pm, so I guess I'll be wiping ass on Xmas day

Congrats to you and Family !