Talking to Cleavage

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Moe

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I don't think females realise how hard it is for us guys not to look their cleavage.

It should be banned at work. Was talking to a girl before and her hooters were hanging out. I had to try so hard to keep eye contact. It took so much will power, but i succeeded.

But the more you try not to look, the more obvious it is when you do. Cause your eyes will shoot down and back up for a quick look. And when you realise that she noticed, uh oh lol

Anyone else feel my pain?
 

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Yes, I love tits I would have just stared to be honest, they're out for a reason and they want to be looked at otherwise they wouldn't be popping like that. D's + are my types haha
 

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Ladies ... guys understand you don't like us looking at your puppies, but sometimes they just look so damn good, it's a credit to your decoration skills and of your natural gifts.

SO I propose a compromise that has helped me on occasion.

Guy : (*sees girl he knows approaching with an epic rack that is gonna be hard not to admire*) .... Hello you.
Girl : (*smiling*) ... Hello, what are you doing ?
Guy : I honestly can't remember because I'm having trouble making eye-contact.
Girl : (*nervous laughter*) ...
Guy : I tell you what ? Let me just get this bit out of the way, and we can go back to a normal conversation WITH eye-contact .... (*stares right at boobs for 3 seconds*) .... Ok then. That's that. Now, where were we ???

You just have to allow a moment where a guy can process it all ... if he continues looking, avoid him. If he can manage the rest of the chat without distraction, keep him around as a friend at the very least.
 
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I think it's okay to look. If the woman doesn't want you looking, she'll tuck 'em away.
 

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Cant help but look since they flaunt them on show
 

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You must be Boobra's mum!

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"everyones been real nice..."

"well, thats because you have big juggs...

..i mean your boobs are huge, i mean i wanna squeeze them"
 

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I think it's okay to look. If the woman doesn't want you looking, she'll tuck 'em away.
Exactly, some females I have met through work actually admit its for putting other girls on show lol
 

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Do you stare at men who have boobs ?
 

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Helps if you are taller than them, as the excuse can be made "Im just talking down to you".
 

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I also tend to check out women who have really good bodies or nice/revealing clothing while talking to them.
 

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Especially when the chicks at Hooters get the shits. Like wtf do you expect?
 

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Do you stare at men who have boobs ?
if your a big fat man im a titty fan, and i'd love to see yours too

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I got a new job in NRMA. I wonder if there would be Chicks with BIG Tits or Arses on them???
 

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I got a new job in NRMA. I wonder if there would be Chicks with BIG Tits or Arses on them???
Any hook ups with insurance or road side assistance? I got to re-new mine
 

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I just had my Interview and got the Job, Hopefully I can settle in. Once I got the Job all my cousins are like, bro Yallah do my car up for cheap cuz!! LOLz. But I think I'm starting in the Home and Contents Insurances. If I get into Car and RoadSide Insurance Ill let you guys know!
 
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