staring down the face of jaws

[craig]

imagine come face to face with this monster. damn i love these animals i'd give up a nut to go diving in cage with one of these creatures

 

[-Kurry-]

omgosh!


so do i!!!!!


i love the thought of goin cage swimming.......i would absolutely **** myself, but then again i love being scared!


they are beautiful...... yet i still **** myself when i swim at the beach.

 

[½]

you basically just admitted that you would love to **** yourself which is rather disgusting if you ask me. i do not dig that like a shovel ffs

 

[-Kurry-]

and?

i will be in water......as long as i dont pee while im in the water with the shark who will be any wiser?


and btw i dont want you do dig anything related to me, with a shovel....oh except my **** that i sooooooo love doing :uptight:

 

[Leesee]

but kurry, u must be careful...farting underwater always smells worse when it surfaces. hahahahahaha

 

[-Kurry-]

but kurry, u must be careful...farting underwater always smells worse when it surfaces. hahahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

my mum is looking at me weird now coz im laughin! thanks!!!!


i know.... hahaha unlucky for the sharks! arnt their smell receptors heaps strong???

hehehe would stun them dead! lol


so....that me new theory.........during a shark attack, fart and nethane will be your saviour

 

[Leesee]

i know! have a gutful of prune juice and metamucil before diving and you're set lol.

i figured ud laugh at the underwater fart thing lol

 

[½]

ffs stop being soo unladylike

 

[Leesee]

oh shutup half. i'm surprised i turned out as ladylike as i did lol

 

[½]

ffs leesee imo it is you who should shut up

 

[Memberberries]

I wouldnt go swimming with great whites unless I had one of those magnetic devices created to keep them outside the invisible barrier...

if you seen national geographic you will know what im talking about

 

[-Kurry-]

i know! have a gutful of prune juice and metamucil before diving and you're set lol.

i figured ud laugh at the underwater fart thing lol

lol am i that predictable?.......and btw ew prunes!lol

i am lady like tbh.....depends who im around though.

normally around guys and some girl friends im prudish and cant even burp.


then when im around my besty we let ourselves go!lol

u guys would be suprised what some girls do/speak about in private. but then again that isnt for you to know!

 

[Slats]

I wouldnt go swimming with great whites unless I had one of those magnetic devices created to keep them outside the invisible barrier...

if you seen national geographic you will know what im talking about

they did a test of those and the guy that was testing it got attacked by the shark. so they don't work all that well.

 

[Leesee]

i wouldn't go swimming with a great white unless i could somehow get phosphorus into the water, then blow the bastard up

 

[Memberberries]

they did a test of those and the guy that was testing it got attacked by the shark. so they don't work all that well.

I seen them test one and they were toying with the sharks turning them on and off

when they're on the sharks go into a trance

 

[½]

tbh the great whites are afraid of getting in the water with me cos that's how much of a bad-ass streets of penrith thug i am

 

[-Kurry-]

tbh the great whites are afraid of getting in the water with me cos that's how much of a bad-ass streets of penrith thug i am

ooo i bet you are one of those gangstas that hang outside dannys on high, or even worse, the yellow kebab shop!!!!:O

tbh i would prefer to swim with that sharky than come acroos your thug ass!!!! :uptight:

 

[½]

i never see any ganstas near danny's they must all run away when they hear i'm about

 

[-Kurry-]

i never see any ganstas near danny's they must all run away when they hear i'm about

oh so they dont whistle at you and tell you to come for a ride in their car at 9 pm when you are with you girlie.....i mean mates?

hm well you must of just missed them.....

 

[½]

hey does that even work? i might give it a try d(^.^)b