Spoonwatch - Consolidated Wooden Spoon Discussion Thread

[Berries]

Out of all the bottom teams, cowboys , bulldogs have competed in almost every game and don’t deserve to be last. Manly and Parra
Have been pumped
Multiple times
And I’m glad one of them got it

 

[The_Chimpster]

No Spoon for you

 

[Kempsey Dog]

Parra are in big trouble... French is shit, they need to have 2 big bodies on the wing to compensate for their forwards, so Hayne and Ferguson have to be their wingers. Jennings is terrible now, but they have no one else, in drastic need of better centres. Salmon look very slow and uninterested last night and they are stuck with Moses... they will need a miracle to improve and Arthur will likely get the sack.

1. Gutherson
2. Ferguson
3. ?
4. Jennings (move to left edge)
5. Hayne (move to left edge)
6. ?
7. Moses
8. Paulo
9. Mahoney
10. Alvaro
11. Lane
12. Ma'u
13. Brown

14. Niukore
15. Moeroa
16. Mannah
17. Terepo

 

[Mr Invisible]

Ahhh bugger it I'll update it anyway.

SPOON WATCH - ROUND 24



Still in contention: Bulldogs, Manly, Cowboys, Eels.
Cut off for spoon: Eels on MAX 16 points (more than 16 you are safe).

REMAINING GAMES:

Bulldogs: Dragons (loss), Sharks (loss) - (points finish = 16 to 20) / (projected finish = 16 to 20 points).
Cowboys: Titans (win) - (points finish = 16 to 18) / (projected finish = 18 points).
Manly: Broncos (win) - (points finish = 16 to 18) / (projected finish = 16 points).
Eels: Roosters - (points finish = 14 to 16) / (projected finish = 14 points).

SPOON POSITION
Bulldogs - In order to get spoon must lose both games by a combined total of 71 points, and have Parra beat Roosters.
Cowboys - In order to get spoon must lose to Titans by 67 points, and have Parra beat Roosters.
Manly - In order to get spoon must lose to Broncos by 53, and have Parra beat Roosters.
Eels - To avoid the spoon they must beat Roosters by a good margin (and hope at least one other team loses big).

(win/loss) = previously won/lost to that team this season.
Projected finish based on results earlier this season.

Updated after all Friday Round 24 games.

 

[Horny Wog]

Parra has definitely got the spoon

 

[magdog]

Parra has definitely got the spoon

With the chooks smarting after a loss, not only will they get the spoon, but a decent spanking to boot.
May even enjoy watching the Chooks give it to them...eeew

 

[The Innovator]

Gotta say on paper Parramatta are the best team ever to get the wooden spoon.

 

[The Innovator]

With the chooks smarting after a loss, not only will they get the spoon, but a decent spanking to boot.
May even enjoy watching the Chooks give it to them...eeew

Don’t be so sure. With the shitiest coach in charge with such a fucked game plan & simply the worst use of the interchange, Parra are a chance.

 

[Berries]

Don’t be so sure. With the shitiest coach in charge with such a fucked game plan & simply the worst use of the interchange, Parra are a chance.

Brad Arthur is probably one of the worst coaches in the game. I cant stand how arrogant that **** is after last year.

 

[GoTheDoggies]

The Eels have secured the spoon lol

Part of me feels for their fans but the players they recruit are some grade A grubs -exhibit A: Kenny Edwards.

Here are the facts: Myth Arthur took a team that finished 4th to the spoon in the next season. He also said there would be no more spoons under his leadership.

 

[Howard Moon]

What a great weekend.. we are 12th now lol

 

[KiwiDog7]

Parra are in big trouble... French is shit, they need to have 2 big bodies on the wing to compensate for their forwards, so Hayne and Ferguson have to be their wingers. Jennings is terrible now, but they have no one else, in drastic need of better centres. Salmon look very slow and uninterested last night and they are stuck with Moses... they will need a miracle to improve and Arthur will likely get the sack.

1. Gutherson
2. Ferguson
3. ?
4. Jennings (move to left edge)
5. Hayne (move to left edge)
6. ?
7. Moses
8. Paulo
9. Mahoney
10. Alvaro
11. Lane
12. Ma'u
13. Brown

14. Niukore
15. Moeroa
16. Mannah
17. Terepo

I cant believe you put that much thinking and effort into a Parra post lol

 

[KiwiDog7]

Mr I

Do one more update for spoon watch and cross our team off it champ

 

[Flanagun]

Gotta say on paper Parramatta are the best team ever to get the wooden spoon.

Dude, those forwards....

 

[KiwiDog7]

Dude, those forwards....

Worst pack in comp easily lol

 

[Mr Invisible]

Here's what we've all been waiting for....

SPOON WATCH - ROUND 24 - End of Round Update



Still in contention: Manly, Cowboys, Eels.
Cut off for spoon: Eels on MAX 16 points (more than 16 you are safe).

REMAINING GAMES:

Cowboys: Titans (win) - (points finish = 16 to 18) / (projected finish = 18 points).
Manly: Broncos (win) - (points finish = 16 to 18) / (projected finish = 16 points).
Eels: Roosters - (points finish = 14 to 16) / (projected finish = 14 points).

SPOON POSITION
Cowboys - In order to get spoon must lose to Titans by 67 points, and have Parra beat Roosters.
Manly - In order to get spoon must lose to Broncos by 53, and have Parra beat Roosters.
Eels - To avoid the spoon they must beat Roosters by a good margin (and hope at least one other team loses big).

(win/loss) = previously won/lost to that team this season.
Projected finish based on results earlier this season.

Updated after all Round 24 games.

 

[GoTheDoggies]

The only scenario where Eels avoid the spoon is, if Greenberg finds that they've cheated the cap and strips them of the wooden spoon.

 

[Freakzilla]

 

[Bad Billy]

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[Rodzilla]

Gotta say on paper Parramatta are the best team ever to get the wooden spoon.

bulldogs 2002