Simpsons Quote Thread

[K E]

You can't just eat the orange and throw the peel away, A MAN'S NOT A PIECE OF FRUIT!
This show was suppose to close. Close it. Close it, I say!
Hey, don't worry about it. You're alright.

 

[K E]

Haha Bort. Man I love the simpsons. Been watching for years. Good to see another die hard fan.

Hahahaha.

I've been obsessed since I was a kid. Love it.

Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does 'that' do me?

BRILLIANT quote hahahahahahaha.

 

[K E]

Mr. Burns: We expressed our love physically, which was the style at the time.

 

[Moe]

My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

 

[K E]

Is the poop deck what I think it is?
I like the cut of your jib?
What's a jib?
Ahahahahaha. Promote that man!

 

[K E]

You hear that? The whales are hungry.

 

[Sherwin_7]

Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

 

[Sherwin_7]

Homer & Bart: You don’t win friends with salad.
Homer, Bart & Marge: You don’t win friends with salad.
Lisa: "MOM"
Marge: Sorry, I got caught up in the beat.

 

[The Beer Baron]

Homer on the phone: You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

 

[Sherwin_7]

Rex Banner: You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you.
Homer: (Way off in the distance) No, you won't.
Rex Banner: Yes, I will!
Homer: D'oh

 

[The Beer Baron]

Rex Banner: You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you.
Homer: (Way off in the distance) No, you won't.
Rex Banner: Yes, I will!
Homer: D'oh

lol, I forgot about that one.

 

[Sherwin_7]

lol, I forgot about that one.

Haha. There are so many good ones. This topic could go on.

Another one:
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

 

[Wahesh]

From last nights episode...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.................... dge!

lol.

 

[Sherwin_7]

Another one that came to mind.

Homer: Hello, My name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.
Post Office Worker: Ok Mr Burns, What's your first name?
Homer: I don't know.

 

[K E]

Rex Banner: You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you.
Homer: (Way off in the distance) No, you won't.
Rex Banner: Yes, I will!
Homer: D'oh

Hahaha. Brilliant line but Homer actually says "Won't" at the end.

Ka boom! Oh excuse me.

 

[Sherwin_7]

Hahaha. Brilliant line but Homer actually says "Won't" at the end.

Ka boom! Oh excuse me.

Are you serious? Man I sat here for ages thinking did he say D'oh or Won't and I thought nah of course he would say D'oh. Haha My Bad.

 

[K E]

Are you serious? Man I sat here for ages thinking did he say D'oh or Won't and I thought nah of course he would say D'oh. Haha My Bad.

Hahahaha. All good, mate.

$50?! This better be the best beer I've ever tasted. *Drinks* you got lucky.

 

[K E]

The beer baron has been captured.
*crowds murmurs*
Lenny: They captured Homer?

 

[MeskBrah]

The ironing is delicious.

 

[K E]

I have a flower for ooh.