SHOTS FIRED! Emergency response required

Blue_boost · Dec 19, 2020

Shots fired !!! Emergency response required.

Two of my neighbours across from me both on the same weekend purchased a brand new car. One purchased a Range Rover brand new and the other is leaving me in suspense, traded in his car which has gone but the new car arrives next week. It’s a very serious one-two punch combination from not just one but two separate neighbours.. is this a declaration of war? Shots fired? what should my reply be?

1. Go out tomorrow trade my car in and buy the next model up Range Rover to maintain superiority
2. Put on a set of extractors and sports exhaust on mine, maybe it will be quicker?
3. Upgrade my car to make sure it ticks all boxes, it’s quicker, more comfortable and handles better, install a few subwoofers?
4. Do nothing and just not worry what car my neighbours drive, block my eyes and sing ladidadida as I walk outside to my car.
5. Shut the borders with my Mexicans neighbours (they didn’t even buy a new car)
6. Other please specify.

Psycho Doggie · Dec 19, 2020

Winner Most Shallow Post 2020, which is quite an accomplishment given the competition

Rockford · Dec 19, 2020

Tesla Model X Performance + Go Vegan + Start doing Crossfit - no other viable option.

Blue_boost · Dec 19, 2020

Psycho Doggie said:
Winner Most Shallow Post 2020, which is quite an accomplishment given the competition

Why is it a shallow post? Are you saying you dont compare cars in your street? See who's better?

Wahesh · Dec 20, 2020

Blue_boost said:
Shots fired !!! Emergency response required.

Two of my neighbours across from me both on the same weekend purchased a brand new car. One purchased a Range Rover brand new and the other is leaving me in suspense, traded in his car which has gone but the new car arrives next week. It’s a very serious one-two punch combination from not just one but two separate neighbours.. is this a declaration of war? Shots fired? what should my reply be?

1. Go out tomorrow trade my car in and buy the next model up Range Rover to maintain superiority
2. Put on a set of extractors and sports exhaust on mine, maybe it will be quicker?
3. Upgrade my car to make sure it ticks all boxes, it’s quicker, more comfortable and handles better, install a few subwoofers?
4. Do nothing and just not worry what car my neighbours drive, block my eyes and sing ladidadida as I walk outside to my car.
5. Shut the borders with my Mexicans neighbours (they didn’t even buy a new car)
6. Other please specify.

Caveman · Dec 20, 2020

Go buy a rare beefed up classic that most peop)e can only fathom driving once or twice a year as your daily drive, and put a big "up yours" sticker on the back window.

SPEARTAKVIDREFS · Dec 20, 2020

Buy a Double B. Should be long enough to park it accross both their driveways.

Blue_boost · Dec 20, 2020

Both neighbours took a swing at me today..

The bloke with the range rover saw me outside and he made an extra effort to say hi and with a nod and smug look on his face

The other neighbour came outside and they were talking that I could hear. "when we picking up the car" ahh maybe tomorrow aye? Then the lady says have you told blue_boost yet ? (Actually said my name).. he says he will see it don't worry

I will need to respond and before Christmas.

steve1700 · Dec 21, 2020

Go shit on there lawn just make sure you do it early morning so they don't spot you.

And try to keep a straight face when they come complaining that someone took a dump on there lawn.

Chris Harding · Dec 21, 2020

Blue_boost said:
Shots fired !!! Emergency response required.

Two of my neighbours across from me both on the same weekend purchased a brand new car. One purchased a Range Rover brand new and the other is leaving me in suspense, traded in his car which has gone but the new car arrives next week. It’s a very serious one-two punch combination from not just one but two separate neighbours.. is this a declaration of war? Shots fired? what should my reply be?

1. Go out tomorrow trade my car in and buy the next model up Range Rover to maintain superiority
2. Put on a set of extractors and sports exhaust on mine, maybe it will be quicker?
3. Upgrade my car to make sure it ticks all boxes, it’s quicker, more comfortable and handles better, install a few subwoofers?
4. Do nothing and just not worry what car my neighbours drive, block my eyes and sing ladidadida as I walk outside to my car.
5. Shut the borders with my Mexicans neighbours (they didn’t even buy a new car)
6. Other please specify.

Check out The Auto Expert, John Cadogan - he has a bit to say about buying Range Rovers. He has a pretty good and sensible Youtube channel.

south of heaven · Dec 21, 2020

Stop avoiding my question of ass sweat boost, give me a solution for a sweaty hole

KambahOne · Dec 21, 2020

I saw this thread title and immediately thought "holy shit, Blue Boost's wife has finally come to her senses".

Blue_boost · Dec 21, 2020

south of heaven said:
Stop avoiding my question of ass sweat boost, give me a solution for a sweaty hole

Sorry I'm not an expert in that area. There are a few members on here better placed to resolve or possibly inflame that problem ... Let me know who you think is the resident authority on the matter?

south of heaven · Dec 21, 2020

Blue_boost said:
Sorry I'm not an expert in that area. There are a few members on here better placed to resolve or possibly inflame that problem ... Let me know who you think is the resident authority on the matter?

I think you are that's why I'm asking

Cook · Dec 21, 2020

Blue_boost said:
Shots fired !!! Emergency response required.

Two of my neighbours across from me both on the same weekend purchased a brand new car. One purchased a Range Rover brand new and the other is leaving me in suspense, traded in his car which has gone but the new car arrives next week. It’s a very serious one-two punch combination from not just one but two separate neighbours.. is this a declaration of war? Shots fired? what should my reply be?

1. Go out tomorrow trade my car in and buy the next model up Range Rover to maintain superiority
2. Put on a set of extractors and sports exhaust on mine, maybe it will be quicker?
3. Upgrade my car to make sure it ticks all boxes, it’s quicker, more comfortable and handles better, install a few subwoofers?
4. Do nothing and just not worry what car my neighbours drive, block my eyes and sing ladidadida as I walk outside to my car.
5. Shut the borders with my Mexicans neighbours (they didn’t even buy a new car)
6. Other please specify.

There’s a few other factors at play here also. What there toilet paper stash like? What kinda watches do they wear??

Blue_boost · Dec 21, 2020

Cook said:
There’s a few other factors at play here also. What there toilet paper stash like? What kinda watches do they wear??

I think they have a healthy stash. The bloke dont look like he is missing out on food. He could generate some real bass on the toilet I would suspect.

I will take note of his watch next time, he's no good if he drives a new range rover yet wears a cheap citizen watch

I'd climb back with some points there

Flanagun · Dec 22, 2020

Buy a giant golden toilet, have it installed in your front yard, catch their attention and flush yourself down it.

BlackJackBulldog · Dec 22, 2020

Shouldn't you be proud that they have followed your lead and have begun raising the standards in Jonesville?

Bob dog · Dec 22, 2020

Build a black Walky

The DoggFather · Dec 22, 2020

Bob dog said:
Build a black Walky

Love the VL Walkie, but still prefer the VE Walkie...

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