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And his stupid thread on senior citizens that has totally fu*ked me up for the day. Now i need cheering up....

Please cheer me up? someone? anything.
 
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i know AND i have my xmas party on after work!!

tell me a joke?!
 
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jorgie, the only joke i know off the top of my head is somewhat racist but always makes me laugh...

did you know the aboriginals invented kung fu???
one night, while sitting around the campfire, one of the old women was cooking dinner. next thing you know, one of the young kids has thrown their thong at her.
she turned around and screams 'aye!!! which kung fu dat???'

hahaha sorry. i can't help but laugh
 
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what do u call a leb on a bike? ali davidson

what do u call the national lebanese singer? salim dusty
 
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what do you call an aboriginal abortion clinic?




























crimestoppers
 
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why do abos stink? lol



so blind people can hate them too. lol
 
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leesee said:
jorgie, the only joke i know off the top of my head is somewhat racist but always makes me laugh...

Did you know the aboriginals invented kung fu???
One night, while sitting around the campfire, one of the old women was cooking dinner. Next thing you know, one of the young kids has thrown their thong at her.
She turned around and screams 'aye!!! Which kung fu dat???'

hahaha sorry. I can't help but laugh
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lmfao!!!!
 
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Three Chinese brothers, Bu, Chu, and Fu, want to illegally live and worl in Australia. The brothers decide to change their names to seem Australian. Bu changes his name to Buck. Chu changes his name to Chuck. And Fu got sent back to China.
 
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two hunters our out in the bush when one of the hunters suddenly falls to the ground... the other hunter checks on him and obviously sees that he isn't moving.. Hunter calls 911 and asks for the hospital direct line... on the line is a nurse and asks what the problem is...

hunter says "i think my mate had a heart attack"
the nurse turns around and says.. "ok now we need to make sure he is dead"

a sudden silence cmes up and you hear a gunshot go off...

hunter gets on the phone and says "ok, now what?"

:o
 
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ozman said:
Three Chinese brothers, Bu, Chu, and Fu, want to illegally live and worl in Australia. The brothers decide to change their names to seem Australian. Bu changes his name to Buck. Chu changes his name to Chuck. And Fu got sent back to China.
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:D

XxFoVoSxX said:
two hunters our out in the bush when one of the hunters suddenly falls to the ground... the other hunter checks on him and obviously sees that he isn't moving.. Hunter calls 911 and asks for the hospital direct line... on the line is a nurse and asks what the problem is...

hunter says "i think my mate had a heart attack"
the nurse turns around and says.. "ok now we need to make sure he is dead"

a sudden silence cmes up and you hear a gunshot go off...

hunter gets on the phone and says "ok, now what?"

:o
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:roflol:
 
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