Scam messages

[Ripley]

That’s gold I will now be know as Imran khan
Also thinking about getting some type of on hold music

OH YES! Do that!

I’m constantly thinking of ways to waste their time. I always take them on rather than avoid them, only wish I had more skill to do so.

I watch scammer traps on YouTube and laugh my fucking arse off. Seen people having them hang for hours while they “go to the shop“ to get ITUNE cards that they can never use.

Then there’s the reverse hackers who fuck them right up, but that’s waaaaaay above my skill level.

 

[Gene Krupa]

I get so many. The common one now days is, "this is Amazon, you have been charged $299. If this is incorrect press 1 now"

I get it's from ebay, same price etc.

 

[rainman]

Thinking of a personalised on hold message
With shitty music and my voice saying “ your call is important to me bla bla bla”
Would be fantastic

 

[Ripley]

One time I got the scam where they want you to get on your computer and open up remote access for them.

I told them I would, went through all the the processes and told them I was on the site they directed but couldn’t connect.

They asked me if there was something wrong with my laptop, to which I replied “Oh… I’m sorry, I’m connected on my IPAD” (which I wasn’t anyway).

He then explained to me I needed to connect via PC.

To which I replied “Doesn’t syskey work on an IPAD?” (syskey is a program they try to run on your computer to fuck it up and then make you pay them to fix it)

“Madarchod” he replies, ( motherfucker in hindu) and hangs up. Got him for about 20 mins.

 

[Bazildog]

Best scam I ever heard was the guy in the US that advertised in a bunch of popular magazines that he had the ultimate mouse and rat killing system with 100% money back guarantee.

$9.99 delivered to your home. Thousands and thousands were sold. When your package arrived it was two blocks of wood marked A & B. Instructions were place mouse or rat on block A and smash with block B…

When many people returned their purchase for a 100% refund they received their refund cheque in the mail. The problem was the cheques were from a company called the National Dildo and Vibrator Company and the cheques had pictures of their products all over them.

They reckon less than 5% ever took their refunds to the bank..

 

[rainman]

Thinking of a personalised on hold message
With shitty music and my voice saying “ your call is important to me bla bla bla”
Would be fantastic

I figured out a way and it’s easy
Just store a number in your phone
And merge calls when they answer
I have set up the Centrelink 13 number that takes 1 hour to answer

 

[DinkumDog]

Best scam I ever heard was the guy in the US that advertised in a bunch of popular magazines that he had the ultimate mouse and rat killing system with 100% money back guarantee.

$9.99 delivered to your home. Thousands and thousands were sold. When your package arrived it was two blocks of wood marked A & B. Instructions were place mouse or rat on block A and smash with block B…

When many people returned their purchase for a 100% refund they received their refund cheque in the mail. The problem was the cheques were from a company called the National Dildo and Vibrator Company and the cheques had pictures of their products all over them.

They reckon less than 5% ever took their refunds to the bank..

I first heard that scam on Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. It’s a beauty if true…

 

[Bazildog]

I first heard that scam on Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. It’s a beauty if true…

Yeah, they used it but is was from 30+ years ago in the states.

 

[N4TE]

I got offered by text a job that was part time and potentially $20,000 a month. I turned it down because it sounded like a scam.

 

[CrittaMagic69]

I got offered by text a job that was part time and potentially $20,000 a month. I turned it down because it sounded like a scam.

What idiots, I can make more listening to Grant Cardone on YouTube..

 

[rainman]

A few email scams as wellView attachment 29344View attachment 29345

More money headed my way

 

[N4TE]

More money headed my way
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You’re a clunt just like that guys late Clint how do you keep falling into this money..

 

[rainman]

You’re a clunt just like that guys late Clint how do you keep falling into this money..

he has the same name apparently

 

[rainman]

got this today:

Hello,

My name is Barr. Mark Williams, an Attorney / International Relations
Consultant,I want to know if you will support my client to invest in
your country and get rewarded financially without leaving or affecting
your present job.

I represent Mrs. Kim Kyong-hui, wife of Jang Song-thaek, Jang
Song-thaek was Kim Jong-un's uncle and the Vice Chairman of the
National Defence Commission of North Korea until his execution in
2013.

Mrs. Kim Kyong-hui thaek here in after shall be referred to as my
client and it is on her instruction that I am doing all that i am
doing now. She is looking for a foreign individual or a corporation
that can profitably invest US$150 Million on real estates outside Hong
Kong.

Mrs. Kim Kyong-hui is willing to reward you with 10% for your
partnership role when fund successful transfer in your account. Write
back for more information.

Sincerely,

Barr. Mark Williams.

 

[N4TE]

got this today:

Hello,

My name is Barr. Mark Williams, an Attorney / International Relations
Consultant,I want to know if you will support my client to invest in
your country and get rewarded financially without leaving or affecting
your present job.

I represent Mrs. Kim Kyong-hui, wife of Jang Song-thaek, Jang
Song-thaek was Kim Jong-un's uncle and the Vice Chairman of the
National Defence Commission of North Korea until his execution in
2013.

Mrs. Kim Kyong-hui thaek here in after shall be referred to as my
client and it is on her instruction that I am doing all that i am
doing now. She is looking for a foreign individual or a corporation
that can profitably invest US$150 Million on real estates outside Hong
Kong.

Mrs. Kim Kyong-hui is willing to reward you with 10% for your
partnership role when fund successful transfer in your account. Write
back for more information.

Sincerely,

Barr. Mark Williams.

I like that they have mixed in incorrect terms no punctuation and hints of drunk 3:00am text in with that annoying
Space bar thing your phone does. Entertaining but a bit outdated.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

got this today:

Hello,

My name is Barr. Mark Williams, an Attorney / International Relations
Consultant,I want to know if you will support my client to invest in
your country and get rewarded financially without leaving or affecting
your present job.

I represent Mrs. Kim Kyong-hui, wife of Jang Song-thaek, Jang
Song-thaek was Kim Jong-un's uncle and the Vice Chairman of the
National Defence Commission of North Korea until his execution in
2013.

Mrs. Kim Kyong-hui thaek here in after shall be referred to as my
client and it is on her instruction that I am doing all that i am
doing now. She is looking for a foreign individual or a corporation
that can profitably invest US$150 Million on real estates outside Hong
Kong.

Mrs. Kim Kyong-hui is willing to reward you with 10% for your
partnership role when fund successful transfer in your account. Write
back for more information.

Sincerely,

Barr. Mark Williams.

You can tell its not a real barrister because there's not enough spelling errors.

 

[KambahOne]

Best scam I ever heard was the guy in the US that advertised in a bunch of popular magazines that he had the ultimate mouse and rat killing system with 100% money back guarantee.

$9.99 delivered to your home. Thousands and thousands were sold. When your package arrived it was two blocks of wood marked A & B. Instructions were place mouse or rat on block A and smash with block B…

When many people returned their purchase for a 100% refund they received their refund cheque in the mail. The problem was the cheques were from a company called the National Dildo and Vibrator Company and the cheques had pictures of their products all over them.

They reckon less than 5% ever took their refunds to the bank..

I did hear of that one and I too thought it was brilliant.

 

[Wahesh]

Just got one now from Thailand:

+66 42 027 8824

Hello this is Nicole from the NBN. I am ringing to let you know that we are going to disconnect your service as the NBN is now available in your area. Press 1 to speak to a technician.

Sounded like the biggest example of a robot you will get. I wonder what would've happened if I pressed 1 lol.

 

[south of heaven]

Just got one now from Thailand:

+66 42 027 8824

Hello this is Nicole from the NBN. I am ringing to let you know that we are going to disconnect your service as the NBN is now available in your area. Press 1 to speak to a technician.

Sounded like the biggest example of a robot you will get. I wonder what would've happened if I pressed 1 lol.

Aye i got one also yesterday

 

[Riggs80]

Yesterday I got calls from Iran and Belgium

then some random mobile number called me

but I don’t answer them and don’t have voicemail so goes to call catcher