Rugby League Jokes and Memes?

[DaBulldog]

Has anyone got any Rugby League Jokes, they can be funny, lame, cheesy it doesn't matter. Hopefully some of them will make your day. I will try and find as many as I can over time, but what about the rest of you?

 

[DaBulldog]

Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps? They had pictures of Manly players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on!!

 

[DaBulldog]

A Rooster supporter calls the Roosters head office and asks for some merchandise. The salesperson replied, "we've got jumpers, shirts, shorts, scarves and more". The Roosters fan replies, "Do you have any caps?" to which the salesperson replies, "Uhh...well, we haven't had a cap for 10 years..."

 

[707_2Belmore]

Souths

 

[DaBulldog]

What do the Warriors have in common with possums? Both play dead at home, and get killed on the road.

 

[DaBulldog]

Adam O’Brien takes the Newcastle Knights players out for a training run and first up he tells everyone assume their normal position. So they all go and stand behind the goalposts and wait for the conversion.

 

[DaBulldog]

Why do West Tigers players never take their dog for a walk? They can't hold on to a lead

 

[DaBulldog]

On the first day of school a kindergarten teacher explains to her class that she is a Broncos fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Broncos fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?' Because I'm not a Broncos fan,' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Broncos fan, then what rugby league team are you a fan of?' 'I am a Cowboys fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie please tell us why you are a Cowboys fan?' "Because my mum is a Cowboys fan, and my dad is Cowboys fan, so I'm a Cowboys fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Cowboys fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?' "Then," Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Broncos fan.

 

[Kempsey Dog]

Best Rugby League joke was West Tigers Demountable Centre of Excellence before the real one was built

 

[DogsOfWar1704]

Titans supporters crisis line - 1800 101010

That's 1800, one nothing, one nothing, one nothing.

 

[DogsOfWar1704]

Why does tim sheens present all his players cigarette lighters?

Because they keep on loosing all their matches

 

[DogsOfWar1704]

How do you get a front rower to laugh after a game?
You tell him a joke before the game.

 

[Shreksno1]

 

[DaBulldog]

That was awful, he's not funny. Stick to acting.

 

[Shreksno1]

That was awful, he's not funny. Stick to acting.

Single most embarrassing moment I’ve ever witnessed live on tv. By far

 

[DaBulldog]

Single most embarrassing moment I’ve ever witnessed live on tv. By far

Mate I agree, I cannot believe he thought he was going to be funny.

 

[DaBulldog]

 

[DaBulldog]

 

[DaBulldog]

 

[The DoggFather]

What a shit ****