Rugby League Jokes and Memes?

[Kung fu man]

You poor bastard, you can't read.

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Well he prefers pink then, as camp as a row of tents!

 

[Kung fu man]

You poor bastard, you can't read.

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I can so read i think i just skip bits!

 

[Kaz]

Well he prefers pink then, as camp as a row of tents!

And I am betting, there are gay people on the forum & have to read this & other derogatory comments.

 

[Kung fu man]

And I am betting, there are gay people on the forum & have to read this & other derogatory comments.

Its not derogatory in my eyes

 

[Kaz]

Its not derogatory in my eyes

I know. That's the problem these days.

 

[Kung fu man]

I know. That's the problem these days.

Oh well someones offended

 

[The_Chimpster]

And I am betting, there are gay people on the forum & have to read this & other derogatory comments.

Meh, they shouldn't be reading and posting on here if they feel the need to clutch the almighty pearl and break out the offended stickers if a comment like that sets them off

 

[chisdog]

On the first day of school a kindergarten teacher explains to her class that she is a Broncos fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Broncos fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?' Because I'm not a Broncos fan,' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Broncos fan, then what rugby league team are you a fan of?' 'I am a Cowboys fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie please tell us why you are a Cowboys fan?' "Because my mum is a Cowboys fan, and my dad is Cowboys fan, so I'm a Cowboys fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Cowboys fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?' "Then," Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Broncos fan.

This is how Roy Morgan did the fan base research.

 

[chisdog]

Has anyone got any Rugby League Jokes, they can be funny, lame, cheesy it doesn't matter. Hopefully some of them will make your day. I will try and find as many as I can over time, but what about the rest of you? View attachment 72740

Go read 1975 issues of RLW. They were giving prizes for each RL joke.

 

[chemdog]

 

[DaBulldog]

Right about that, his final ever premiership!

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