Romanian sports...

[Doogie]

Sometimes, you need to dig far and deep to find sports that truly reflect the finer points of sportsmanship and truly expanding the limits of the human body.

In that spirit - I bring you this. I've no idea who won but really, I think they're all winners...

 

[alchemist]

 

[Doogie]

ok - but the russians are not following rules sanctioned by the World Ass Slapping federation.
- no clothing protection
- proper AS technique, the step in and the slap has to follow from the shoulder
- official scoring technique using the ass ripple count and redness indicator. And of course, any squeal is a 10-8 round....
Sort of like amateur vs pro boxing.

 

[alchemist]

ok - but the russians are not following rules sanctioned by the World Ass Slapping federation.
- no clothing protection
- proper AS technique, the step in and the slap has to follow from the shoulder
- official scoring technique using the ass ripple count and redness indicator. And of course, any squeal is a 10-8 round....
Sort of like amateur vs pro boxing.

better camera work though...