Remember the tale of the ugly duckling

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Hi fellow doggies tragics,

How are you all feeling after you’ve had a night to reflect on last night’s loss? Did you all sleep ok? I hope you’re not letting the team’s struggles impact on your home lives or work performances. It is important to not lose hope or lapse into depression. Exercise regularly and avoid overly sugary or fatty comfort foods. Stare into the mirror for 5 minutes every morning repeating the mantra ‘I am a bulldog and I deserve happiness’.

Most importantly, please keep the faith. We had every reason to give up when Hetherington got marched, yet we finished faster than a Greg Alexander quiet Saturday night with a tube of Vaseline, a crusty old sock and a video compilation of dogs players getting fucked by Ben Cummins on porn hub.

We look like the ugly duckling now, but change is in the wind. Soon we will Discover that we are in fact a beautiful, graceful swan and Brandy will be using his crusty old sock to dry his tears.
Stay upbeat fellow kennelers. We are family. <3

Dogs to beat the sharks by 20 + King Elliott to shore a hat trick.
 

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Ok, the brandy bit was obviously a joke....but the rest is 100 percent serious. You’re all descending into dangerous patterns of negativity. I only post because I care.
 

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"We finished faster than a Greg Alexander quiet Saturday night with a tube of Vaseline, a crusty old sock and a video compilation of dogs players getting fucked by Ben Cummins on porn hub"... that is pure gold."
Haha thank you. Nice to see someone appreciates my comedic stylings!
 

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Postive thinking is fine but at my age theres only reality
 

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What positive thinking we have tried to be positive for the last 6 yrs we are all mentally scared as this great club hasn't and shouldn't of been in this situation at all .
 

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What positive thinking we have tried to be positive for the last 6 yrs we are all mentally scared as this great club hasn't and shouldn't of been in this situation at all .
Amen.!!
 

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faster than a Greg Alexander quiet Saturday night with a tube of Vaseline, a crusty old sock and a video compilation of dogs players getting fucked by Ben Cummins on porn hub.
the rest was “meh” but I will pay that. Spat my beer all over poor Bazildog..:tearsofjoy:
 

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What positive thinking we have tried to be positive for the last 6 yrs we are all mentally scared as this great club hasn't and shouldn't of been in this situation at all .
It’s only footy mate. Not worth being miserable about. If you’re not enjoying the moment, or looking forward to better ones, what’s the point?
 

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Postive thinking is fine but at my age theres only reality
The reality is, it’s only a game. Hopefully you have other things in your life to make you happy until the drought is over, my friend.
 

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Like some freckled ranga chicks think they are ug but really pretty in their own way?
Not sure If this will get me banned but fukit - ginger minge seems like oranges and the insecurities just make life easy...

I need some positive thoughts after the first 6 rounds....
 

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This season is getting worse and worse by the min..
 
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