Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,021 Reaction score 98,192 May 5, 2023 #2,521 Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,021 Reaction score 98,192 May 6, 2023 #2,522
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,021 Reaction score 98,192 May 6, 2023 #2,523 I read a horror story in braille, I could feel something bad was about to happen, but I didn't see it coming at all.
I read a horror story in braille, I could feel something bad was about to happen, but I didn't see it coming at all.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,021 Reaction score 98,192 May 6, 2023 #2,524 I saw my ex-wife across the museum hall, but I felt too self-conscious to say hello. There was just too much history between us
I saw my ex-wife across the museum hall, but I felt too self-conscious to say hello. There was just too much history between us
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,021 Reaction score 98,192 May 6, 2023 #2,525 My wife text messaged me with one word: "Earth." It meant the world to me.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,021 Reaction score 98,192 May 6, 2023 #2,526 I just got a new job making plastic Draculas. There are only two of us on the assembly line, so I have to make every second Count.
I just got a new job making plastic Draculas. There are only two of us on the assembly line, so I have to make every second Count.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,021 Reaction score 98,192 May 7, 2023 #2,528 You hear about the latest book on poltergeists? It's flying off the shelves.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,021 Reaction score 98,192 May 7, 2023 #2,529 Why do elephants hate running on the beach? Because they can't keep their trunks up.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,021 Reaction score 98,192 May 8, 2023 #2,530 My doctor told me I’m at risk of heart disease because I eat too much sodium. I took his advice with a pinch of salt.
My doctor told me I’m at risk of heart disease because I eat too much sodium. I took his advice with a pinch of salt.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,021 Reaction score 98,192 May 8, 2023 #2,531 I played our wedding video backward yesterday. It really cheered me up to see how I take the ring off my wife's finger, get out of the church and go drinking with my best friends.
I played our wedding video backward yesterday. It really cheered me up to see how I take the ring off my wife's finger, get out of the church and go drinking with my best friends.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,021 Reaction score 98,192 May 8, 2023 #2,532 Yesterday I ate a clock, it was very time consuming. Especially when I went back for seconds.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,021 Reaction score 98,192 May 8, 2023 #2,533 Today I saw a robber breaking into his own house. Guess he was working from home.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,021 Reaction score 98,192 May 8, 2023 #2,534 I almost invested in a distillery, but I backed out at the last minute. I found out it was a whiskey business.
I almost invested in a distillery, but I backed out at the last minute. I found out it was a whiskey business.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,021 Reaction score 98,192 May 8, 2023 #2,535 Some people always need their opinions validated. Am I right?
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Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,021 Reaction score 98,192 May 9, 2023 #2,537
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,021 Reaction score 98,192 May 9, 2023 #2,538
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,021 Reaction score 98,192 May 9, 2023 #2,539 I met a nun who wiped her nose on her clothes. She had a nasty habit.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,021 Reaction score 98,192 May 9, 2023 #2,540 I ran into a lamppost yesterday. Luckily, I only sustained light injuries.