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My wife and I were stuck in traffic.

Frustrated, I looked at her and said: “I’m turning round.”

She replied: “I know - stop eating so many burgers.”
 

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When I was a kid. I wanted to play the guitar really badly.

And after years of hard work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar really badly.
 

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A man walked into a seafood restaurant and asked for a lobster tail.

The waitress smiled sweetly and said - "Once upon a time, there was this handsome lobster…”
 

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Today, I saw someone waving and I wasn't sure whether they were waving at me or at someone behind me.

In other news, I was fired from my lifeguard job.
 
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