Dad jokes

[Hacky McAxe]

 

[Mr 95%]

My doctor told me I'm going deaf.

The news was hard for me to hear.

Actually funny story BW.. when nurses came round to give me a checkup, they always ask how my hearing is.. I say sorry I didn’t hear you..what did you say..they repeat the question.. I had one going for a whole minute before they realised I was having a lend of em! Lol..

 

[Mr 95%]

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Took me a sec but eventually got it..very good Hacky very very good..lol!

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

Actually funny story BW.. when nurses came round to give me a checkup, they always ask how my hearing is.. I say sorry I didn’t hear you..what did you say..they repeat the question.. I had one going for a whole minute before they realised I was having a lend of em! Lol..

I did that to the one that explained the Chemo side-effects to me... took her a while to catch on.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[BlackJackBulldog]

 

[Cryptic Ghost]

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[GoblinSlayer]

 

[Cryptic Ghost]

Same Same

 

[BlackJackBulldog]

 

[D0GMATIC]

Why did the sperm cross the road ? Because i wore the wrong socks

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

Did you hear they arrested the devil?

They got him on possession.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

Did you hear about the surgeon who enjoyed performing quick surgeries on insects?

He did one on the fly.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

Did you hear about the cat who ate a ball of yarn?

She had mittens.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

[Walks into bookstore]

Me: Do you have any books on turtles?

Worker: Hardback?

Me: Yeah, with little heads.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

Did you hear about the lion that ate his friends?

He had to swallow his pride.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

In 1665 Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

Everything went downhill from there.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

A bus station is where a bus stops. A railway station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

My 3 favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

A Physicist and a Biologist had a relationship.

But there was no Chemistry.