Don’t use double negatives. They’re a big no no.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,791 Reaction score 93,064 May 15, 2022 #1,321 Don’t use double negatives. They’re a big no no.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,791 Reaction score 93,064 May 15, 2022 #1,322 I am getting a little sick of my wife complaining that I sit around and do nothing all weekend. I’m not going to stand for it.
I am getting a little sick of my wife complaining that I sit around and do nothing all weekend. I’m not going to stand for it.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,791 Reaction score 93,064 May 15, 2022 #1,323 Boss told me that as a security guard, it's my job to watch the office. I'm on season 6 but I'm not really sure what it's got to do with security.
Boss told me that as a security guard, it's my job to watch the office. I'm on season 6 but I'm not really sure what it's got to do with security.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,791 Reaction score 93,064 May 15, 2022 #1,324 I am starting a business to teach short people maths. It’s called making the little things count.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,791 Reaction score 93,064 May 15, 2022 #1,325 What does a tapeworm have in common with the Eiffel Tower? They’re both Paris sites.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,791 Reaction score 93,064 May 20, 2022 #1,326 My girlfriend came to me with a balloon that said "will you marry me?" So I popped the question.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,791 Reaction score 93,064 May 20, 2022 #1,327 What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet? I asked my 10 brothers and sisters, but they don’t know either.
What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet? I asked my 10 brothers and sisters, but they don’t know either.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,791 Reaction score 93,064 May 20, 2022 #1,328 What’s it called when a chameleon can’t change its colors anymore? A reptile dysfunction.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,791 Reaction score 93,064 May 20, 2022 #1,329 I had a game of quiet tennis today. It’s just like regular tennis but without the racket.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,791 Reaction score 93,064 May 20, 2022 #1,330 Where do rainbows go when they’re bad? Prism. It’s a light sentence.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,791 Reaction score 93,064 May 20, 2022 #1,331 A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water. Schwepped her off her feet.
A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water. Schwepped her off her feet.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,791 Reaction score 93,064 May 20, 2022 #1,332 What's the toughest part of being a vegan? Keeping it to yourself.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,791 Reaction score 93,064 May 20, 2022 #1,333 Yesterday I read an article about the dangers of drinking too much... It scared the hell out of me, so today I’ve decided never to read it again.
Yesterday I read an article about the dangers of drinking too much... It scared the hell out of me, so today I’ve decided never to read it again.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,791 Reaction score 93,064 May 20, 2022 #1,334
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,791 Reaction score 93,064 May 20, 2022 #1,335
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,791 Reaction score 93,064 May 21, 2022 #1,336
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,791 Reaction score 93,064 May 22, 2022 #1,337 I taught my pet wolf how to meditate... Now he's aware wolf.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,791 Reaction score 93,064 May 22, 2022 #1,338 The first annual meeting of camouflage club was a disaster. It looks like no one showed up.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,791 Reaction score 93,064 May 23, 2022 #1,339 I’ve started telling people about the benefits of dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,791 Reaction score 93,064 May 23, 2022 #1,340 Doctor, doctor . . . All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up! Doctor: Sounds like a really bad case of parking sons disease
Doctor, doctor . . . All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up! Doctor: Sounds like a really bad case of parking sons disease