Bulldog Wrestler
Kennel Immortal
- Joined
- Nov 14, 2020
- Messages
- 49,258
- Reaction score
- 99,063
Almost as bad as being bit on the funnel by a fingerweb spider.
Welcome to the Dad clubI made two awesome jokes to my wife at the farmers markets this morning.
Passing the mushroom vendor (yes, there is a dude just selling different types of mushroom): hey, we should take him out for a beer, I bet he's a really fungi!
Then a minute later going past the German sausage guy: I'd stay away from that bloke, I hear he's the wurst.
I enjoyed it, anyway...
I thought my timing was brilliant. I'd dare say my own late father would've been proud.Welcome to the Dad club
Absolutely, there is a definite feel and flow to it all. We were walking through a certain section of the department store once and I farted, not a screaming fart, but loud enough. My wife turned to me, a horrified look on her face. Without changing expression I slowly raised my arm, finger outstretched, until I was pointing pointedly at the sign reading "Fragrance Section".I thought my timing was brilliant. I'd dare say my own late father would've been proud.
Mexican fireman called his two sons!Or the Mexican with twin sons…
Jose and Hose B .